Open Caption: Community (January 17)

Hello, old chaps. It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this comically symbolic shot of Big Love's Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton) with a strategically-placed Jesus painting hovering over his shoulder. These captions... deserve to go to heaven? Am I even allowed to say that?

... From Geek_Queen:
"I'm wanting to get married, again, and the priest says his schedule has an opening next week. Are there any volunteers in the audience tonight?"

... From jtrolio (who, full disclosure, works here at TV.com):
"Jesus is my homeboy."

... From JRosier:
Who's got YOUR back?

... From spirit_chaser:
A quiet man living a simple life as a carpenter. But others see him differently and he doesn't realize the extraordinary events to come that will change the world forever. His life is spiraling out of control and sending him reeling into The Twilight Zone.

Up next: This bromantic shot of Community's Jeff Winger (Joel McHale) with a sad-looking Señor Chang (Ken Jeong). Post your best caption idea in the comments.


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Jan 24, 2011
They're already rebooting the Green Hornet?!
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Jan 23, 2011
"as long as you be yourself, and never chang... you'll be alright."
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Jan 23, 2011
There. There.

Being a short, visible minority CAN'T be THAT bad.
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Jan 19, 2011
Say hello to my little friend.
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Jan 19, 2011
You don't belong here my friend. World needs copy of me, not you!
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Jan 19, 2011
"guys meet my new wife, we have to take care of this plastic baby"
"so i guess your top tip bludge class of parenthood has backfired"
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Jan 18, 2011
"Can we keep him?"
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Jan 18, 2011
"I love you, Seacrest!" "I love u too, Kato!"
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Jan 18, 2011
Joel McHale: TV host, male sitcom lead, secret collector of short Asian men.
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Jan 18, 2011
No... Please don't tell us... are we cancelled?
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Jan 18, 2011
Chang left the copy-room disappointed after learning the copier was out of toner Jeff: "Cheer up, some day they'll get to see why they call you the Rising-Moon-Wang."
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Jan 18, 2011
"For just 40 cents a day you could sponsor this young Cambodian boy."
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Jan 18, 2011
Interracial relationships. NBC: The More you know.
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Jan 18, 2011
"Look at he's widdle face. He didnt mean to rob that bank. He just dropped he's watergun and everyone started screaming"
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Jan 18, 2011
This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a little Chinese.
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Jan 17, 2011
"The copier is still broken so I guess we have to stay original for a while longer."

Or

"Thought I had found a real friend in him, but turned out he was nothing but a Chinese copy..."
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Jan 17, 2011
"as part of the big brother program, he's teaching me how to pick up chicks using just my eyes"
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Jan 17, 2011
Hey guys, I got myself my very own chang at the copy center
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Jan 17, 2011
"Hey, Ken, it's ok. I'm sure there'll be another contrived reason for you to get naked again in some episode. Just hang in there, man."
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Jan 17, 2011
pierce:... i KNEW it....
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Jan 17, 2011
What internet kitty memes have done to our beloved TV characters
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Jan 17, 2011
DID SOMEONE LOSE A BABY DADDY?
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Jan 17, 2011
"They started calling us 'Chinger' when we left the church"
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff: Hey guys meet my b****! Chang: It hurts when I sit down... :(
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff winger to the whole crew: guys i found chang on the sidewalk, apparently he is homeless. Abed, do you mind sparing a bed for him in your room?
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff: Fine, if you guys don't want to hang with me, I'll find someone who will.
Senor Chang: Me?
Jeff: Don't get your hopes up.
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Jan 17, 2011
"Big news everyone. We're pregnant.... and we got hitched in vegas."
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Jan 17, 2011
Chang: that is what you get for trying to make a copy of yourself in a community college copy center... no ladies, he doesn't come with all my features, but he's alot cheaper.
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Jan 17, 2011
That's right, I'm taking a stand for the little guy
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Jan 17, 2011
Joel: I'm concerned. I found Chang naked in the trunk of my car....and he keeps saying something about a hangover...
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Jan 17, 2011
When Life gets tough, take shelter in the arms of Community!
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff: Look, but don't touch. He's mine, *****es.
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff consoles Senor Chang after finding him the the copy centre tying to create a clone army.
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff: "He must really be depressed. We just finished photocopying our butts and sliding the copies under various doors and he didn't even crack a smile!"
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff: "He followed me here. Can I keep him?"
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Jan 17, 2011
Jeff: "The Dean just told me that Chang here is hosting a Greendale variety show called The Ramen Noodles. Yeah, like that'll work."
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Jan 16, 2011
Jeff: Why do you do that? Call him names, run him down all the time.

Troy: Because... because that's what he is, Mr. Jeff. There's naught left in him but lies and deceit. It's the study group he wants; it's all he cares about.

Jeff: You have no idea what it did to him... what it's still doing to him. I want to help him, Troy.

Troy: Why?

Jeff: Because I have to believe he can come back.

Troy: You can't save him, Mr. Jeff.

Jeff: What do you know about it? Nothing!... I'm sorry, Troy. I don't know why I said that.

Troy: I do. It's the study group. You're not eating. You barely sleep. It's taken ahold of you, Mr. Jeff. You have to fight it.

Jeff: I know what I have to do, Troy. The study group was entrusted to *me*. It's my task, mine, my own!

Troy: Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?
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Jan 16, 2011
Joel:"Don't think to much about it, just read the line and think of the money, oh... that sweet, sweet money."
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Jan 15, 2011
Jeff: You heard right. Senor Chang is my son.
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