Hello, old chaps. It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this comically symbolic shot of Big Love's Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton) with a strategically-placed Jesus painting hovering over his shoulder. These captions... deserve to go to heaven? Am I even allowed to say that?
... From Geek_Queen:
"I'm wanting to get married, again, and the priest says his schedule has an opening next week. Are there any volunteers in the audience tonight?"
... From jtrolio (who, full disclosure, works here at TV.com):
"Jesus is my homeboy."
... From JRosier:
Who's got YOUR back?
... From spirit_chaser:
A quiet man living a simple life as a carpenter. But others see him differently and he doesn't realize the extraordinary events to come that will change the world forever. His life is spiraling out of control and sending him reeling into The Twilight Zone.
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