Hello, old chaps. It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this comically symbolic shot of Big Love's Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton) with a strategically-placed Jesus painting hovering over his shoulder. These captions... deserve to go to heaven? Am I even allowed to say that?
... From Geek_Queen:
"I'm wanting to get married, again, and the priest says his schedule has an opening next week. Are there any volunteers in the audience tonight?"
... From jtrolio (who, full disclosure, works here at TV.com):
"Jesus is my homeboy."
... From JRosier:
Who's got YOUR back?
... From spirit_chaser:
A quiet man living a simple life as a carpenter. But others see him differently and he doesn't realize the extraordinary events to come that will change the world forever. His life is spiraling out of control and sending him reeling into The Twilight Zone.
Up next: This bromantic shot of Community's Jeff Winger (Joel McHale) with a sad-looking Señor Chang (Ken Jeong). Post your best caption idea in the comments.
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They're already rebooting the Green Hornet?!
"as long as you be yourself, and never chang... you'll be alright."
There. There.
Being a short, visible minority CAN'T be THAT bad.
Say hello to my little friend.
You don't belong here my friend. World needs copy of me, not you!
"guys meet my new wife, we have to take care of this plastic baby""so i guess your top tip bludge class of parenthood has backfired"
"Can we keep him?"
"I love you, Seacrest!" "I love u too, Kato!"
Joel McHale: TV host, male sitcom lead, secret collector of short Asian men.
No... Please don't tell us... are we cancelled?
Chang left the copy-room disappointed after learning the copier was out of toner Jeff: "Cheer up, some day they'll get to see why they call you the Rising-Moon-Wang."
"For just 40 cents a day you could sponsor this young Cambodian boy."
Interracial relationships. NBC: The More you know.
"Look at he's widdle face. He didnt mean to rob that bank. He just dropped he's watergun and everyone started screaming"
This isn't exactly what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a little Chinese.
"The copier is still broken so I guess we have to stay original for a while longer."Or"Thought I had found a real friend in him, but turned out he was nothing but a Chinese copy..."
"as part of the big brother program, he's teaching me how to pick up chicks using just my eyes"
Hey guys, I got myself my very own chang at the copy center
"Hey, Ken, it's ok. I'm sure there'll be another contrived reason for you to get naked again in some episode. Just hang in there, man."
pierce:... i KNEW it....
What internet kitty memes have done to our beloved TV characters
DID SOMEONE LOSE A BABY DADDY?
"They started calling us 'Chinger' when we left the church"
Jeff: Hey guys meet my b***! Chang: It hurts when I sit down... :(
Jeff winger to the whole crew: guys i found chang on the sidewalk, apparently he is homeless. Abed, do you mind sparing a bed for him in your room?
You're sure youcan get me a role in "The Hangover 3"?
Jeff: Fine, if you guys don't want to hang with me, I'll find someone who will.Senor Chang: Me?Jeff: Don't get your hopes up.
"Big news everyone. We're pregnant.... and we got hitched in vegas."
Chang: that is what you get for trying to make a copy of yourself in a community college copy center... no ladies, he doesn't come with all my features, but he's alot cheaper.
That's right, I'm taking a stand for the little guy
Joel: I'm concerned. I found Chang naked in the trunk of my car....and he keeps saying something about a hangover...
When Life gets tough, take shelter in the arms of Community!
Jeff: Look, but don't touch. He's mine, ***es.
Jeff consoles Senor Chang after finding him the the copy centre tying to create a clone army.
Jeff: "He must really be depressed. We just finished photocopying our butts and sliding the copies under various doors and he didn't even crack a smile!"
Jeff: "He followed me here. Can I keep him?"
Jeff: "The Dean just told me that Chang here is hosting a Greendale variety show called The Ramen Noodles. Yeah, like that'll work."
Jeff: Why do you do that? Call him names, run him down all the time.<br><br>Troy: Because... because that's what he is, Mr. Jeff. There's naught left in him but lies and deceit. It's the study group he wants; it's all he cares about.<br><br>Jeff: You have no idea what it did to him... what it's still doing to him. I want to help him, Troy.<br><br>Troy: Why?<br><br>Jeff: Because I have to believe he can come back.<br><br>Troy: You can't save him, Mr. Jeff.<br><br>Jeff: What do you know about it? Nothing!... I'm sorry, Troy. I don't know why I said that.<br><br>Troy: I do. It's the study group. You're not eating. You barely sleep. It's taken ahold of you, Mr. Jeff. You have to fight it.<br><br>Jeff: I know what I have to do, Troy. The study group was entrusted to *me*. It's my task, mine, my own!<br><br>Troy: Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?moreless
Joel:"Don't think to much about it, just read the line and think of the money, oh... that sweet, sweet money."
Jeff: You heard right. Senor Chang is my son.