Open Caption: Community (November 15)

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Guten Tag! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of Chuck's Greta (Summer Glau) and Morgan (Joshua Gomez). Naturally, we received a bunch of captions about Ms. Glau's past roles on Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Dollhouse—and the cancellation curse she seemed to have cast on those three shows. Here are our favorite submissions:

... From docspector:
What were you expecting when you requested a vasectomy from an HMO called "the Bobbitt group"? Didn't you notice that the copay was only $10?

... From evil_guru23:
Greta: "One more step and i'll slit your throat John Connor—I mean Casey."
Morgan: "Wow, you still haven't gotten over it?"
Greta: "Which one?"

... From Verjigorm76:
Greta: "I may look as if I'm from a dollhouse, but if you don't stop canceling my shows, I'm gonna terminate you with a big bang and bath in a river of your blood."
Morgan: "Gee, I see what she did there."

... From XGalt:
So, Mr. Grimes, how would you like your shave? High-n-tight or Colombian necktie?

... From spirit_chaser:
Uh, Summer, he said he needed an exterminator, not an ex-Terminator.

... From merlinturler:
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAMN IT!...I CAN BUTTER MY OWN TOAST!!!"

... From death_lord_hawk:
You can't stop me! No power in the 'verse can stop me!

... From dragon22a:
Show on the cusp of cancellation, call in THE CLOSER.

Up next: This shot of a Community showdown between Annie Edison (Alison Brie) and Jeff Winger (Joel McHale). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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