Open Caption: Community (November 15)

Guten Tag! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of Chuck's Greta (Summer Glau) and Morgan (Joshua Gomez). Naturally, we received a bunch of captions about Ms. Glau's past roles on Firefly, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Dollhouse—and the cancellation curse she seemed to have cast on those three shows. Here are our favorite submissions:

... From docspector:
What were you expecting when you requested a vasectomy from an HMO called "the Bobbitt group"? Didn't you notice that the copay was only $10?

... From evil_guru23:
Greta: "One more step and i'll slit your throat John Connor—I mean Casey."
Morgan: "Wow, you still haven't gotten over it?"
Greta: "Which one?"

... From Verjigorm76:
Greta: "I may look as if I'm from a dollhouse, but if you don't stop canceling my shows, I'm gonna terminate you with a big bang and bath in a river of your blood."
Morgan: "Gee, I see what she did there."

... From XGalt:
So, Mr. Grimes, how would you like your shave? High-n-tight or Colombian necktie?

... From spirit_chaser:
Uh, Summer, he said he needed an exterminator, not an ex-Terminator.

... From merlinturler:
"STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, DAMN IT!...I CAN BUTTER MY OWN TOAST!!!"

... From death_lord_hawk:
You can't stop me! No power in the 'verse can stop me!

... From dragon22a:
Show on the cusp of cancellation, call in THE CLOSER.

Up next: This shot of a Community showdown between Annie Edison (Alison Brie) and Jeff Winger (Joel McHale). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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But in the spirit of the topic: Annie's got a gun.
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After watching the ep, I gotta say, nothing can top what actually happens in this scene. Brilliant.
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Why couldn't you just stay on The Soup?!?!?!?
IT WAS THE MONEY!!!!
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Jeff: Annie, age is just a number. We can still work things out.
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Just wait i,m not ready yet ! Show me again how to use it.
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Say I look like that girl from Glee again and I will end you Dammit!!
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She is a great, under-rated actress who is quiet and not mouthy. Yes, Summer Glau. Stupid film producers/writers or whoever bypass her are the rubbish not her. People just do not see what some of us see.
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Annie: "NBC added too many comedy shows on thursdays and this will likely hurt us. Time to add a little bit of Nikita action. I'll shoot first"
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Can I call a do-over?
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Okay! Mad Men is better than our show!
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Now hold on, I only cheated of your test because...who am I kidding, I always cheat of your answers
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'Dueling 101' was not the college's best idea for a new class. The final exam is murder on its students!
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Joel: "Just because you hate Talk Soup doesn't mean you have to shoot me!"
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When NBC took the Charlie's Angels reboot over from ABC, the big budget didn't come with it.
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"Of course I have real bullets. What do you have?" "Tequila"
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I'm starting to regret signing up for ROTC...
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Jeff: "Where's Batman when you really need him?"
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This episode should be even BETTER than last year's paintball episode...
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Where's my pen! (wait, wasn't that LAST week?
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My eyes are up HERE...
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Annie, NBC just announced that it isn't going to give our slot to "Parks and Recreation" after all. We don't have to change into a gritty mismatched-partner cop show any more.
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In all the excitement, I lost track of how many shots I fired. You feel lucky, punk?
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You have a right to remain smug, you bastard.
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My boobs got a "swell" on TV.com last week! Now say something nice about them, or else!
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"Uh... Britta, Slater, I think im going to have to go ahead and choose Annie."
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Jeff: "It was the MONKEY!"
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Jeff: "I was talking musical when I said: Annie get your gun!"
Annie: "It doesn't matter, all the meta is driving me insane. I don't know what the monk in the pcture means, I have to end this now, Jeff!"
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"Um... nice guns?"
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Annie: Why won't you love me?!!!
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Jeff: Annie, you don't have to do this. I didn't mean to insult your sense of fashion.
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Cancelation curse, Terminator: TSCC got canceled for other reasons. Ask BB why... and the other shows also have reasons that are not relevant to summer. Who informes you guys??? Ohh yeahhh... 'nough said! lol
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"Okay, I'll stop with the Seacrest jokes. Just put the gun away."
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Hey stop staring at my chest! I know they are the most popular characters on the show!
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