Here at TV.com, we see a lot of episodic photos. And sometimes those photos make us laugh—especially when they're out of context. So, welcome to the first installment of our brand-new open caption feature!
First up: This shot of Laurie Keller (Busy Philipps) putting a pair of scissors to an innocent hat on tomorrow's episode of Cougar Town. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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"You want stylish?! I'll show you stylish!!"
Why did i have that blond moment Where i said i would eat your hat if i am wrong!!!! hmmm also another dilemma shall i dunk it in my coffee or smother it in ketchup!!!!
I said "no fur", this looks like something for a toilet seat!
This week on Cougar Town, Laurie takes her anger out. "Die, you eyesore of a fashion statement! Die!"
what im doing to this hat, represents what they are going to do to my uterus!
On this weeks episode, Laurie secretly tries to get pregnant with her new BOYFRIEND Shaquille O'Neil by poking holes in his Condom!
I told you a million times: I want a diamond ring for my BD and what did you get me??????? jerkkkkkkk
I told you this would happen the next time you flew off my head!
Tiger told me I was special!
Who said I'm not crafty. I'M CRAFTY!
"And if you ever act like a thong, I swear I'll............"
This would look SO cute if it was smaller and, like went on a baby's head...
Jules this hat has got to go! I mean look at it! It's something only Mrs. Menopause would wear! [ looking at Ellie aka Christa Miller]
its really sad 1 of these lines ppl r saying for jokes below will probly be in the episode, cuz the show is only that clever
Must...Wrap..Around..Ellie's...Face...
"Do you feel lucky, hat(punk)?"
I'll show you what happens when you mock me, you stupid hat!
Die, Hat, Die!
"I'm supposed to believe that THIS is your condom?"
A smaller hat will make your but look bigger by comparison
"you like this hat?..YOU LIKE IT?!, well, lets see how you like it in pieces!"
"Die"!
This has to relate to Kim Kelly somehow, but I've got writer's block as to how.
"There. Not it will fit my head."
"Poo."
My show sucks!
if only this was my boyfriend's you-know-what...
this hat is super gross im gonna make super cute with these scizzors