Open Caption: Cougar Town

Here at TV.com, we see a lot of episodic photos. And sometimes those photos make us laugh—especially when they're out of context. So, welcome to the first installment of our brand-new open caption feature!

First up: This shot of Laurie Keller (Busy Philipps) putting a pair of scissors to an innocent hat on tomorrow's episode of Cougar Town. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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"You want stylish?! I'll show you stylish!!"
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Why did i have that blond moment Where i said i would eat your hat if i am wrong!!!! hmmm also another dilemma shall i dunk it in my coffee or smother it in ketchup!!!!
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I said "no fur", this looks like something for a toilet seat!
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This week on Cougar Town, Laurie takes her anger out. "Die, you eyesore of a fashion statement! Die!"
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what im doing to this hat, represents what they are going to do to my uterus!
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On this weeks episode, Laurie secretly tries to get pregnant with her new BOYFRIEND Shaquille O'Neil by poking holes in his Condom!
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I told you a million times: I want a diamond ring for my BD and what did you get me??????? jerkkkkkkk
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I told you this would happen the next time you flew off my head!
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Tiger told me I was special!
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Who said I'm not crafty. I'M CRAFTY!
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"And if you ever act like a thong, I swear I'll............"
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This would look SO cute if it was smaller and, like went on a baby's head...
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Jules this hat has got to go! I mean look at it! It's something only Mrs. Menopause would wear! [ looking at Ellie aka Christa Miller]
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its really sad 1 of these lines ppl r saying for jokes below will probly be in the episode, cuz the show is only that clever
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Must...Wrap..Around..Ellie's...Face...
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"Do you feel lucky, hat(punk)?"
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I'll show you what happens when you mock me, you stupid hat!
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Die, Hat, Die!
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"I'm supposed to believe that THIS is your condom?"
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A smaller hat will make your but look bigger by comparison
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"you like this hat?..YOU LIKE IT?!, well, lets see how you like it in pieces!"
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"Die"!
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This has to relate to Kim Kelly somehow, but I've got writer's block as to how.
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"There. Not it will fit my head."
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"Poo."
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My show sucks!
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if only this was my boyfriend's you-know-what...
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this hat is super gross im gonna make super cute with these scizzors
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