Open Caption: Cougar Town Returns!

Some may say putting words into other people's mouths is rude. I say it's wonderful. At least, it's wonderful when said people are TV characters frozen in time on a TV screen. You might not want to try it with your Valentine tonight. Here are the winners of yesterday's Open Caption contest:


From jools19:
Nate: "You know, it's really intimidating to like a girl who looks better in a tie than I do..."


From qbe_64:
Nate: "Line those up on the table for me and I will rock your world with my glass harp rendition of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."


From movieblogger:
Nate: "This isn't Harry Potter, you don't have to take seven movies to kiss me."


Today's Image: Cougar Town

It's finally back! In tonight's season premiere, Jules (Courteney Cox) makes an attempt to prove to Grayson that she's not as "predictable" as he thinks. In the still below, Jules lays low under a TP'd tree with Laurie (Busy Philips) and her weirdo neighbor, Tom (Bob Clendenin). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Jules: UH Laurie, do you see both of MY hands right now?

Laurie: Yeah, why?

Jules: and that would leave who with their hand all over your back pocket??

Laurie: Uh well OMG TOM!

SMMMMMMMMMAAAACK!

Tom: Totally worth it!!
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Jules To Laurie:



Don't look now, but I think Tom really likes you! Either that or he just ate a burrito.
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Jules: This just hit me; I was the only one who was not nominated for an emmy for friends. What the hell I'm doing here, hiding behind a tree?
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Tom: I hope Jules doesn't notice how "excited" I am to be sitting next to Laurie. I haven't been near a woman in so long.
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Jules: Laurie, you look constipated.

Laurie: I no longer have that problem. Glad this tree was teepeed

Tom: What is that SMELL?
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Jules: "Maybe if I tell him that this is how my father proposed to my mother he'll think it's romantic and not that I've gone crazy and dump me."
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Tom: Definitely Team Jules!
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Laurie: I don't like this...

Jules: We have to retaliate! Did you see how Abed paintballed my house?
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Jules: Tom trying to look like a gopher is not helping you blend in.

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Jules: Where the hell did Tom come from? Get him out of here!

Laurie: No idea, he always appears from somewhere.

Tom: I have a bottle of wine...

Jules: Tom, I'm so happy you're here!
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Laurie: Was that your shoe?



Jules: Yes.... my shoe. I think my shoe also pooped in my underwear a little too.
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