Open Caption: Cougar Town's Last Round

Welcome back to the work week, everyone. Seems there was quite a stir in Friday's comments, but since it's easy enough to cheerfully ignore a single story in any RSS feed (should that be your preference), Open Caption is here to stay. Now: Here are your winners from Friday's contest—I admit I took some editorial liberties on a comment that wasn't necessarily meant to be a submission, but can we all agree that it just works for Joffrey so well?!?


From Taccado:

Joffrey: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my turtlenecks."


From FringeFanatic:

Hound: "Are you enjoying the battle, your Grace?"
Joffrey: "Um, I think I liked torturing defenseless young girls more."


From DavidJackson8:
Joffrey: "Hound, why does EVERYONE hate me?"
Hound: "Well, for one—"
Joffrey: "It was a rhetorical question!!"
Hound: "Oh. I'll add 'asks too many rhetorical questions' to the list."



Today's Image: Cougar Town

Though tonight marks the end of the road for Cougar Town's reign on ABC, there's no need to fret—it'll pick up next season on TBS right where it leaves off after tonight's hour-long Season 3 finale. Here's what's on deck: Grayson complains that his life reminds him of the movie Groundhog's Day, and Jules unwittingly decides to throw a Groundhog's Day themed bachelorette party. She's so uninformed! (Seriously, who hasn't seen that movie?) In the still below, Tom calls the gang for some airport pick-up assistance. Is that his daughter on his lap? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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"Seriously, who hasn't seen that movie?"



Well, if you did you would know that the title is actually 'Groundhog day'!
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It's not ALL bad... Easier to play footsies.
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Yep, she's been surgically attached to my leg. I reckon' this'll reduce air fare.
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I really enjoyed her dad tearing up and needing the horse to stifle his tears. And it's about time they brought back PENNY CAN!
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"Hello? Can you make wine come out of my cast? No, that's not creepy at all. You'd have to know my friends."
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"I can't believe I've never thought to ask this, but... do the operating tables lower to wheelchair height? No? You sure? Oh, no reason... but I'm gonna need some time off."
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Quick question - Where is Cougar Town filmed? That signage looks suspiciously like the Chicago O'Hare Airport.



(Sorry, for not playing the game, fellow commenters, but I've never seen Cougar Town.)
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According to Wikipedia, it is filmed in Culver City, California.



You're welcome to play even if you've never watched the show featured in the Caption Photo. I've never watched Cougar Town, either, but I threw some captions out there anyway. :)
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Tom: "Hey, guess what I found in my Big Bo Box!"
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Tom: "Is this Al's Auto Shop? I was wondering if you could pimp my ride?"
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Tom: "I'm on my way to Brad & Angelina's place, now. I picked them up a little housewarming gift from the airport gift shop."
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Tom: "She followed me home. Can I keep her?"
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Hello?? Is this the russian bride return service?
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I liked this one. Short, sweet and slightly pedophilic.
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When they're dead they're just hookers.
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Phone : mcdonalds , What is your Order ?

Tom : I need a Happy meal for a whiny girl , to be delivered to the JFK airport .

Phone : But we didn't deliver to any airport , i guess we have a branch in the airport you can ...

Tom : I'm on a wheelchair with a broken leg and a fuc*** whiny girl , idiot!
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Sorry It's gonna take longer to get there than expected. This one's a biter...
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I just called because I had to tell someone that I found a pay-phone! I didn't know these still existed! Oh, and I have your child.
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"Listen, tell Bill Lawrence that if he doesn't return as show-runner next season, I'm keeping his 2-year-old daughter. ... Wait, you sure his daughter is 12-years-old?!? Then... whose kid is this???"
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"Jules? Hey, it's Tom. You wouldn't believe the trouble I got myself in on this vacation, I really could use a ride home from the airport. Can't wait to get back to the cul-de-sac with all my frien... hello? Is anyone there?"
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Screw you guys, I am wheeling to TBS. And I am taking the little girl with me!
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ABC retaliated to the thieving of Cougar Town. Only they decide its fate!
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"I know you want our affair to be secret but do you have to be on the phone next to me?"
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Clendenin: "Bud, you're my agent! I want you to cast me for another role!"

Bud: "I'm working on it, one body part at a time."
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I believe Taccado's comment was in reference to Sterling Archer, but hey good on you for sneaking a winning caption into your stinging rebuke of chuck cubed.
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Yeah, I'm surprised it was chosen. The comment might work for Joffrey and his metal tactileneck, but I think it's lost on most people who don't watch Archer. But hey, I take anything that is given.
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"chuck cubed."



Haha! Nice.
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Airport pick-up assistance: "Please hold."



Tom: "Why does this hold-music sound eerily familiar?"



*music symbol* - "I Got You Babe" - *music symbol*
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You know you don't have a real job when the "work week" starts tuesday.
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Huh....so either:



a) you live outside the US and therefore don't observe Memorial Day

b) your job requires you to work on Memorial Day

c) you're ignoring the fact that you knew yesterday was a federal holiday in order to be the reprehensible commenter that we've all come to know and love



Now, which option is probably the truth?? Hmmmmm......
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There are also other countries who had a holiday, because of Whit Monday. :)
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Don't say that to any U.S mail couriers, or they might go... postal!?!?!
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Tom: Ted Turner? Would you be interested in buying the show 'Awake?'
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Ilana Diamond probably left after she realized that her job was doing a caption contest. C. Killian will come to this depressing realization eventually.
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Okay, honest question: do you ever have a positive comment for......anything on this website? I don't mean Open Caption (which you've made clear you think is beneath you by devoting your time to trolling it.....good sense there, by the way). Your comments on other threads likewise tend to be "This is so lame", "You're doing this wrong", "[Author of thread] doesn't know what they're talking about", etc. And hey, if that's what makes you happy (purposefully starting conflict by throwing your unfettered opinions in everyone else's faces), hey, have at it! If the people you're insulting don't care, I guess I have no grounds to care, either. But seriously, what, if anything, DO you like on this site?
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"Not even Bill Murray had to put up with this sh*t."
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