Welcome back to the work week, everyone. Seems there was quite a stir in Friday's comments, but since it's easy enough to cheerfully ignore a single story in any RSS feed (should that be your preference), Open Caption is here to stay. Now: Here are your winners from Friday's contest—I admit I took some editorial liberties on a comment that wasn't necessarily meant to be a submission, but can we all agree that it just works for Joffrey so well?!?
Joffrey: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my turtlenecks."
Hound: "Are you enjoying the battle, your Grace?"
Joffrey: "Um, I think I liked torturing defenseless young girls more."
Joffrey: "Hound, why does EVERYONE hate me?"
Hound: "Well, for one—"
Joffrey: "It was a rhetorical question!!"
Hound: "Oh. I'll add 'asks too many rhetorical questions' to the list."
Though tonight marks the end of the road for Cougar Town's reign on ABC, there's no need to fret—it'll pick up next season on TBS right where it leaves off after tonight's hour-long Season 3 finale. Here's what's on deck: Grayson complains that his life reminds him of the movie Groundhog's Day, and Jules unwittingly decides to throw a Groundhog's Day themed bachelorette party. She's so uninformed! (Seriously, who hasn't seen that movie?) In the still below, Tom calls the gang for some airport pick-up assistance. Is that his daughter on his lap? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
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