Hellooooooo! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of Parks and Recreation's Ron (Nick Offerman) and Tammy (Megan Mullally) in the slammer. We'd buy these captions a meat tornado.
... From LutheShow:
I've also done the same thing to my back hair.
... From Vidsignup:
"Nick, I told you that it was just a halloween party and you were taking that Kenny Powers impression too far."
and
Iverson let himself go.
Up next: This shot of CSI: Miami's Horatio Caine (David Caruso) showing some unusual flair. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
This is for ALL the critics who say I can't act ....because I HAVE some talent you guys just don't see it...:O
You're under arrest David E. Kelley, for the bastardization of the Wonder Woman franchise!
"Clean up on aisle 5"
Break my sunglasses. will ya!
I want to show that I am better than Michael Westen of Burn Notice.
THIS is how you disarm a man, and kick him in the chest while simultaneously thinking of a snappy comeback after the bad guy has been knocked out.
This'll get that crap off my shoe!
I will win U. F. C.
"Im on a boat."
"Maybe in this take I'll grab his gun away and then..." "No, David.. just no."
If the gun don't get you, the right kick will, or the left kick will, or even the left hook. Regardless, Horatio and his team will. Remember, Miami never closes.
You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about. That's what it's all about!
"I'm siiingin' in the rain, just singin' in the rain. What a glorious feelin', I'm happy again!"
this is just too much, he must watch out, hip replacements are expensive.come on
I'm a redhead who can still kick butt after 50!
This is for making fun of my show opening lines
it's cool show
Studio Note: This season the opening puns need more kick to them.
Horatio: "You like my shoes? Here... *kick*... take a closer look."
Bad Guy: "Geez, all I said was, 'What crack are the CSI: Miami writers smoking, now?'!"
Hortio: "Darn restless leg sydrome!"
(Insert not so witty, dirty harry knockoff and corny one liner here)
"Glasses or not, I CAN do the Can-Can!"
"How dare you try and attack me before I can put my glasses on after saying my witty one liner. Interrupting a police officer is rude. I better help you 'kick' the habit" (The Who: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
Next step: Rockettes
Hey Buddy I want your opinion on this. Say I was to bust down some punk's door like this and I shout "ding dong mother**cker" and I go in gun blazing, would you be scared of that?
No, THIS is how Frankenstein's monster moves.
"I like to move it move it!"
"Where the hell does this guy think he is, Weekend at Bernie's?" (Cue music: Yeaaaaaah!)
"Why did I ever listen to my agent? Twister is NOT an acting method."
I just enrolled in Muay Thai lessons yesterday.
Dance Dance wherever you may be, Im am the Lord of the dance..Now get your face on the floor!
"I'll show you dancing! 5 6 7 8 pas de bourree turn and kick"
Note to self... Kick didn't work as planned. Still in dream level 3. Must find safe with stolen sunglasses. Corneas on fire.
I pee like a dog
And you thought my foot couldn't reach your face.
David Caruso fantasizes about starring in a Matrix Remake.
Who greased the floor?
I can shoot and crane kick you at the same time! Hi-Yah!!!
"THAT'S FOR SAYING I LOOK LIKE A CHEAP AL PACINO......(PAWNNED))
All those years of watching Walker Texas Ranger have finally paid off.
When you are as full of crap as I am, it's hard to keep two feet on the ground.
I hope you get a KICK out of this (cue opening credits)
How the HELL did Keanu do this "bullet time" trick?
After disposing of his wig and disheveled attire he becomes Frank Gallagher super spy. A fact he keeps secret from his six children by pretending to be at the bar all day.
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!
now THIS is a badass move!
Stupid? This is MIAMI!!!