Open Caption: CSI: NY (January 3)

Happy new year, and welcome to the first installment of Open Caption for 2011! Two weeks ago, we posted this shot of Human Target's Guerrero (Jackie Earle Haley) using his fists of fury at a shopping mall. These captions knocked us out cold.

... From Neksmater:
High five for holiday cheer!

... From DejanTurnek:
Dude, sorry I cut the line for Santa!

... From Geek_Queen:
Guerrero: "Dude, you are the worst patty-cake player ever."

... From DebraMcClure:
I may be small but I'm tough—didn't you see Bad News Bears?

... From Gamer35:
"Don't hate me because I am a better Nicolas Cage than Nicolas Cage."

Up next: This shot from Friday's episode of CSI: NY, featuring Detective Mac Taylor (Gary Sinise) and a bunch of clowns. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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well i dont have a caption but this guy is a fox uh huh. he fills my dreams. :)
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"Couldn't it just for once have been the freaking butler who did it?"
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"Wipe that smirky smile of your face!"
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>"So you're telling me we are looking for the vic's colored handkerchief?"
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- "So you're saying they where ALL in the getawaycar?"
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Wow!

This is a good disguise for a killer!
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Gary Sinise had a meeting with the CBS executives earlier this week.....
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Mac Taylor gets his man every time!
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i guess this is the wrong time to say that clowns scare the crap out of me
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Let's see your permit.
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and the guilty party is the one that stands out the most.... book the one with purple hair
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I think he just needs to quit clowning around so much.
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I didn't know the circus was in town...
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news,but there aren't really any clowns in "A Little Night Music." If anyone is to blame it is Stephen Sondheim,he's the one who mislead you.You guys should go all sharks and jets on his ass.
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I used to star in movies, you know. By the way, keep the red hair for David Caruso.
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ok which one of you is from the insane clown posse. book 'em danno
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Who let the clowns out?!
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alright, which one of you clowns is the Bozo that i'm looking for?
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There's something funny about this group.
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Okay, the next guy to crack wise goes in the paddy wagon.
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When I said to 'round up the usual clowns' this isn't what I meant.
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I suppose you clowns think this is funny?
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'I want you to impound their smart-car until somebody talks'.
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Which one of you clowns is the real BOZO?
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This shouldn't be too difficult, clowns are like finger prints...right?
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"I must be dreaming!!"
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Umm these are suspects? I thought this was a carrot top convention.
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and these are the suspects? what a bunch of clowns...........
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf**king clowns on this motherf**king street!
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"Hmm... I don`t have a witty one liner for this. If I did it would be clever and have something to do with clowns, the circus, etc... You get my drift. "
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Send in the clowns!
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I picked a fine day to quit sniffing glue!
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I can't believe that our show writers became clowns for their own story!
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Who stands out in a clown?
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Thats it!! I really do need a vacation!!!!
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Thats it!! I really do need a vacation!!!!
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Mac says, "Oh a bunch of funny guys huh? We'll see just how funny you are back at the station. Put them in the back of a patrol car, I think they all should be able to fit in just one."
Mac thinks, "Didn't have what it takes to be in clown college, feet weren't big enough to fill the shoes huh? I'll show you. I'll show you all!"
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so lets check with a DNA test.........hope they r not d same like them
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so..... who dunnit?
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quick, somebody call ronald mcdonald, his employees are on strike!
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what are you, the clown police?
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Mac: I wish Stella was here....
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CSI = Clowns Scare Investigators
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Hey Flack, the one with the red nose and ridiculous pants looks kind of like you... ;P
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Mac: "Ridi, Pagliaccio,! Ridi!"
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CSI: Clown College...
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Ok, which one of you is Pennywise?
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it! IT! RUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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Honestly Danny, Get The Tanglewoods Outta Here
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U serious, i said one!!!
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