Open Caption: Dallas

Greetings, Wednesday warriors. You've made it through the toughest part of the week thus far, so congratulate yourself with some Open Caption commentary. Huzzah! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From jelly_donut_92:

Connor: "Wait, I want you to see my good side. I mean, the one that's not horribly scarred."


From FringeFanatic:

Raquel: "What happened to your face?"
Connor: "Firefly fanboys from Comic-Con thought we were together so they jumped me. Those nerdy freaks can scrap!"


From 007intraining:
Allison: "I should've gone to that firefly panel."
Carter: "Me too."



Today's Image: Dallas

Alright, The L.A. Complex didn't go over well, I get it. Though I did know I could count on you to turn a mediocre teen drama into a giant Firefly reference, so well played! Let's try something a little more... soapy? Dallas will do! In tonight's episode, all sorts of drama is about to go down: John Ross tries to turn the family even further against each other, Rebecca starts giving away her secrets all willy-nilly, and Bobby deals with a confrontation from his wife's ex-husband. But J.R.—we're not so sure what J.R. is up to because all we've been given to work with is the following photo of him interacting with a mysterious woman (wait—is that his ex-wife?) Thankfully the elusive quality of whatever's going on here works in your favor because now anything goes! Post your best caption ideas in the comments.



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J.R : what happened to your face?

Woman : you know that I wear dental braces?

J.R: so ...

Woman : There is an idiot who park a giant magnet near the evidence room where I was there !
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I'm not Luke and you ain't my father, Sue Ellen. I thought you quit drinking.
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JR: I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear my trousers rolled. Do I dare to eat a peach?



Lady: Dude, stick with Seuss!
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JR: It's the back-left molar there... yeah, that's the one. Somehow chipped it when I was gnawing on your shoulder bone. Should have kept you in the science lab!
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JR: Alright, put the gun down, sweetheart. We just STARTED the reboot!
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JR: So you saw I never called you back, eh? Hmmm... well... 'Mulva'? Ummm...
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JR: I see dead people!
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JR: Well, looks like the grim reaper's finally here to take me away.

Ex-wife: Scum bag!
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JR: Sorry... the jaw just suddenly flops open like that sometimes. Here, I'll have her back in a jiffy!
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JR: Whaddya mean I've got hummus stuck in my teeth? I took them out and rinsed them very careful-like!
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JR: You... cannot... will... my mouth... to move!
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JR: Yes, yes! you told me to buy better glue for my fake beard, but now how do I get this hand unstuck?
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JR: ANOTHER Star Wars dream. Okay, Chewie, get me those cuffs.
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JR: Sweet lord! What happened to my face?? Send me back to the reruns, PLEASE!
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J.R.: I dunno. Can you do something about the eyebrows?



Woman: I was gonna ask you the same thing.
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JR: Wait now....did I shoot J.R.?!?
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J.R.: "I know you love the various Sherlock Holmes series and movies, dear, but do you have to start dressing like him, too?"
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J.R.: "You don't think I look like The Juiceman from the infomercials do you?"

Woman: "Just around the eyebrows."
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J.R. "I've been thinking about growing a goatee. I don't look evil enough, yet."
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J.R. "Hey, Kristin, Remember the whole Who Shot J.R. thing ? These days, with a botox needle, who hasnt?"



Mystery woman: " Im not Kristin, I'm Evil-Lyn, and i thought you were Skeletor. (Pow, Pow, Pow).... No witnesses.
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JR: "Hurry! Call my plastic surgeon. My jaw keeps falling off!
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J.R.- "So you're saying this is what I would look like with the magic of Rogaine."

right- "And Just For Men."
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mystery woman : WHY SO SERIOUS ?

J.R : Oh God , please dont cut my face !
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Jeannie?!?
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JR: Do these eyebrows make me look scary?

Rebecca: No... the mask does.
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"Stop talking! I was young when this conversation started"
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Are my teeth in? I haven't had any feeling in my jaw since 20 aught 3.
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JR: You got a little schmutz on your face there.
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Uhh.....gosh, Barbara, as tempting as a game of "master and genie" sounds, I think I'll pass.
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J.R.: "I think I've figured it all out. With your help I'll FINALLY just be known as the guy who played Major Anthony Nelson."
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J.R.: Is that even possible?

Woman: I read it in 50 Shades of Grey. It must be possible. Whether its legal or not...well we'll find out.
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J.R: "Not again! You're telling me this whole season is a dream sequence and I'm actually dead?!"
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J.R : Joan Rivers ! what happened to your face ?

Joan Rivers : They're Replacing you , now i am the new J.R
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J.R : O My God ! you look just like me !
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J.R.: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....(breathe)...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



Women: I knew I shouldn't have opted for the chemcial peel.
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J.R.: "Geez, was your plastic surgeon also a surrealist sculptor?"
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