Open Caption: Dallas Comes Back Kicking

Because I have yet to get into Rizzoli & Isles, myself (though I'm thinking about it, based on your recommendations), I have no idea whether the winning caption got the most likes because it's an inside joke within the show or because the word DiNozzo is fun to look at. Perhaps you can enlighten me! Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From Gorand2055:

Isles: "He found me!"
Rizzoli: "Who found you?"
Isles: "DiNozzo."


From shocker713:

Sasha Alexander (Maura):: "Hide me, Angie...I hear NCIS fans..."


From scho22:

Maura:: "Do you think we stand out?"



Today's Image: Dallas

Hey! None of us have seen this show, yet! Let's caption it! (Don't you love that I do this to you?) Perhaps those of you who have seen the 80s version will have the advantage—but probably not. In tonight's premiere(s)—it's a double-header—we are reunited with the Ewings, an old oil-biz family, when they attend a wedding for Bobby's son, Christopher. Old familial rivalries heat up between Bobby and his brother, JR, when the family secretly strikes oil and the lines that define which family members are allowed to stake claim in the fortune are blurred. In the still below, Elena Ramos (the cook's daughter, who's secretly still in love with Christopher) and John Ross Ewing (JR Ewing's heir, who's openly in love with Elena) strike oil. Post your best ideas in the comments, and may the best caption win!

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Elena: To hell with ear-plugs!



John: To hell with shirts that fit!
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The laxatives work!! Soon I'll be able to wrap not just my arms, but fingers around your waist, honey!
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You were SO right about coming to this GWAR concert!
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Elena: Hun...I think you installed the sprinkler too deep.



Jr: Why do you say that?



Elena: Cause it just sprinkled mud in my mouth
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JR: Kiss me, Elena!

Elena: I want to, but I'm in a relationship with your cousin.

JR: That's okay, I used to sleep with your mom.
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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.... Oops wrong oil show.
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"You know, I can't help but feeling this would be a lot more romantic without all the oil."
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I think we just tapped into the perfect vein of American nostalgia! Soon we'll be rolling in dough! All because we can't let hit TV shows rest in peace. Instead we patch them together with new plots and zap young energy into them, like Frankenstein's monster!
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Can you believe they green-lit our show?
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It's a nice day to oil again.

It's a nice day for a wet wedding.
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This show is sponsored by BP !
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" Too Fast too Oily "
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" This is my WET DREAM ! "
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Elena: "I was hopping for baby oil, but we can wrestle in this too."
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JR: If only they had used the oil bladder Kramerica Enterprises invented.

Elena: I'm all covered in oil!!

JR: la la la
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Elena: "Chocolate rain! Tay was right about its existence!"

John: "I'm pretty sure you misunderstood his lyrics."

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TV's second highest rated love triangle centered around an Elena
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JR; Sarah Palin just had an orgasm.

Elena; It isn't as black as I thought it would be.
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M-80's and cow-pies just don't mix...
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Elena: Woohoo! We struck oil!

John: *sniff sniff* Uh...actually, I think we struck a sewer pipe.....
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There's gotta be a joke about the x-files in here somewhere, but I can't think of it.
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Elena: "How did you do it?"

John: "I was just shootin' at some food and then, boom, black gold, Texas tea."
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Elena: "Who are planning to sell the oil to?

John: "Sell it? Screw that. I'm filling up my Hummer!"
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"you weren't kidding about the explosive diarrhea"



...Great caption @Gorand2055 :)
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John: "We're rich, Sweetie! Now, you can finally start eating, again."
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"We're wasting so much oil stood here like this!"

"I know but the longer we stand here, the more romantic this scene looks"
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Elena: I can't breathe!

JR: Me neither! My jeans are sooo tight!!
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Lol, it's hard to give a size 4 girl a muffin top, but somehow she managed to do it.
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Is this Fast & Furious enough for ya?
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Regarding your question: Sasha Alexander, who plays Dr. Maura Isles on Rizzoli & Isles, used to play Special Agent Caitlin "Kate" Todd on NCIS. On NCIS, her character worked with Tony DiNozzo (played by Michael Weatherly). DiNozzo used to annoy Kate with his movie quotes, flirting, etc.
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yes indeed my friend and as soon as they killed her character off, I gave up watching NCIS cuz it got dumb, I've never & 'll never watch an episode ever again
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John: Not exactly what I meant by "I wanna rub you in oil" but it's okay aswell.
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Drill, Baby, Drill...
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That is why you don't go cow tipping after you feed them laxatives!
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Elena; I want to make out with you but this is really toxic.

JR; yea the oil and all.

Elena; no, the show.
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