Open Caption: Dance Moms

I notice things got a little feisty in the comments section yesterday. I like it! Feel the heat! Let's let this competition get fierce! (Okay, but not too fierce. We're writing captions on pictures, after all, not saving lives). Here are the winning captions from yesterday's contest:


From notabene14:

Bones: "Oooh, I love prison flash mobs!"
Booth: "Meh, I can't stand Rihanna's Man Down."


From Sylar108:

Bones: "Why did all of these prisoners suddenly start expressing symptoms to some obscure disease that not even the best doctors can diagnose?"
Booth: "This is House's old time slot. Some things weren't able to make the transition in time."


From shre123:

Bones: "Shhhhhh...don't wake them up. They're so cute when they're asleep!"



Today's Image: Dance Moms

Have you had a chance to tune in to this reality gem, yet? Yeesh, these ladies are breathing life into an entirely new breed of mean girl offspring. But good lord, at least they can dance, right? And they can dance, I'll give them that. In tonight's season finale, the girls audition to join the uber-prestigious Joffrey School of Ballet. To be honest, I have no idea if the still below is from tonight's episode, but it is from the current season, and it looked like a solid open caption contender. In it, Christi (left) secures Chloe's (right) little hat while whispering words of encouragement to her little star, no doubt. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Hey all! My official apologies about the open caption photo glitch! You should be able to see the photo now, even though it's a bit too late. Thanks for submitting your caption suggestions, regardless! You guys are like Open Caption warriors!
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Mom: Quick, smile big! They can't arrest me for child abuse if they think you enjoy this!
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cool! i don't play often, but out of the 7 captions i've posted, 5 of them made it! thank you C. Killian and whoever did that before you...
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Person A: "That's the best photo of Dance Moms I've ever seen."

Person B: "There's nothing there."

Person A: "Exactly."
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Chloe: "For my next trick, I will make everything disappear." (waves wand)

Audience (looking around): "Damn, she's good!"
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"I bet the captions would be a lot better if there were actually a picture."

"Shh. You girls are supposed to be polar bears in Alaska at noon in the summer. So... smile and let everyone see you're pretty white teeth!"
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Dance mom: This week's theme is Unicorns.

Kid: I thought Unicorns didn't exist.

Dance mom: Well, neither do we apparently.
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Well the picture isn't up but i don't need to see it to work my magic. " Mom- Honey i want to apologize ahead of time for turning you into a stripper. Mommy loves you! Now go play dance time while i fight my way to the bottom of this gin and tonic glass."
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OH MY GOSH. It fits perfectly!
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"This week all the girls perfected the Ninja dance - everyone passed the camera without getting detected."
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On a side note to C. Killian (it would be nice to know your first name). I was wondering if some of the viewers could have the TV.com staff do a caption contest, just for kicks. We'll have the person who wins next week's contest choose a TV screencap from any episode of their favorite show (past or present) and have them post it for ya'll to caption away!
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This is a great idea! I'll see what I can do :)



Also, the C. is just a formality. Call me Killian!
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Seconded.
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Chloe: "Do you think C. Killian knows the TV.com commenters can't see the open caption picture?"



Christi: "Oh honey, there can only be one explanation. You're just not pretty enough. Now suck in those cheekbones!"
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That's the best pic of a spoon I've seen all year.



Because, you know, there is no spoon
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Christi: Well I've got to hand it to you, I did not think you could find 6 purple elephants in a pyramid juggling chainsaws while balancing on a stack of sea turtles.



Chloe: Yeah, wal-mart really does have everything.
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Christi: Have you ever thought about existence? Like, do we exist right here, right now?

Chloe: Not as far as TV.com is concerned.
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Chloe: But Mom, there's no picture!!

Christi: If only there was NO SOUND!
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Since I cannot see any picture for today's caption whatsoever:



Christi: "I got your hat!"

Chloe: "But mom!! I told you, these people are going to love my little horns, it'll be perfect for when we do Swan Lake!"
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