Open Caption: David Cross on Modern Family

Before we get to today's image, here are our favorite entries from yesterday's Sons of Anarchy contest. If we could, we'd reward each of you with a fancy leather vest.

From jaynashvil:
You mean you made that out of your old Beauty and the Beast outfit? I want a toupee, too!

From Geek_Queen:
Right now, Wayne's wishing he never bought that "Don't like my driving, call 1-800-BITE-ME" bumper sticker.


Today's Image: Modern Family
Tonight, always-funny Arrested Development alum David Cross returns, apparently as a Town Council candidate. But after last week's confrontation at the Traffic Committee meeting, will he be able to earn Claire and Phil's vote? Submit your best caption idea in the comments!

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David: "Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie!"
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Phil: "So, you're recruiting for your Gallagher fan club and running for Town Council?"
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"Listen, I know my wife said that she wasn't going to vote for you, but can I still get the free watermelon?"
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Phil: "you still upset about the ice cream cake?"

Claire: "oh please don't bring that up!

Cross: "I'll telling you...Ice Cream Cake is back in DEMAND!"
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Hello, sir and ma'am. Would be willing to sign my "Oprah Come Back" petition?
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Still haven't gotten any confirmation on that Arrested Development movie yet?
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Phil: "You have time to run for city councilman? Don't you have to track down Alvin and the chipmunks, to sponge off their talented little voices?'
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Never-nude is SO a legitimate handicap!
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David Cross: If I blue myself could I get your vote?
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Phil: "Ooohhh, sorry. We already gave our vote to Mrs. Featherbottom."
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David Cross takes on more than he can handle on Modern Family when his "juicy" campaign rubs Phil the wrong way.
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If elected, I will make it my duty to create a program for those suffering from the never-nude syndrome
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Phil: "What's with parking your car in a handicapped spot, your majesty?"

Claire: "He's not a judge, Phil."
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"Can you believe Geek_Queen won the Open Caption contest AGAIN."
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I think she may be rubbing the judge the "right" way!!
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LOL Ssh, we're trying to keep our tryst a secret.
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"I'll drop out and endorse you right now, Phil Dunphy, if you can just get me my ice-cream cake!"
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"I didn't realize that was a handicap spot, but my face is on a poster, so it's okay!"
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"For the last time it's pronounced GO-bias! As in Gobias a cup of coffee!"
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"Don't leave your buddy T-Bag hanging."
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"Do you still have 'gentacles'"?
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Apparently, the handicapped are terrible at parking.
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