Open Caption: Dexter

Happy weekend, Open Captioners! Glad you didn't keep your great captions for yesterday's image within your, uh, secret circle. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Taccado:
Jake: "Is a magic moment like this magic at all if you actually know magic? Or is a magic moment just business as usual for a witch?"
Cassie: "I see someone has been reading Existential Philosophy for Witches!"

From Arch_Angel88:
Cassie: "Do you think Price Peterson will post a sarcastically funny caption for this picture in his review?"
Jake: "Let's hope he's too preoccupied with The Vampire Diaries."

From Acrobit:
Cassie: "I've almost spent 10 seconds with someone and I haven't run out of the room... is this what love feels like?"

From Geek_Queen:
Looks like Dancing With the Stars isn't too exciting this year.



Today's Image: Dexter
A familiar face return this week. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Dex, I can see your house from here.
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- I'm so high... Huh, huhhuhuh... I could kick Jesus.

- Heh, henh, henh, henh. Cool.
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Brian: That was a long fall

Dex: That's what he gets for giving our show bad reviews.

Brian: What about the guy who smeared LOST.

Dex: He's next.
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Dex: Looks scary. I'm afraid to go down there with you.

Brian: Yeah. Just think how scared I will be, having to go back the whole way on my own...
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Brian: You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter ... The Scary Door.
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How did we get trapped in that weird glass prison from the Superman movies?
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Dexter: Welcome to my laboratory!

Brian: Ouuuu... What that button do??
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Dexter: Shit!!! I forgot my jacket down there...

Brian: Seriously dude!!! You won't need to kill me if u keep talking about it...

Dexter: Umm...Clothes over bros...
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Brian: Listen Dex, I'm in the next Twilight movie, so I'm going to be more famous than you, so you might as well jump now!
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Brian ( Rudy ) : Knock , Knock !

Dexter : Who's there ?

Brian ( Rudy ) : Your Dark ..

Dexter : Your Dark , Who ?

Brian ( Rudy ) : Your Dark Passenger !

Dexter : Oooh , I See What you did there ..
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Dexter : Remember when we were kids playing in our mothers blood ?

Brian ( Rudy ) : Yeah , Good Times !

Dexter : is that what mad us vampires ?

Brian ( Rudy ) : NO DEX ! you are remembering the wrong show !
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Brian: It's pretty dark down there. I don't know if I dare to go.

Dexter: I'm pretty scared too. Let's hold hands and go there together.
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Dexter: I though I put you in there??

Brian: You're out of you mind...
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Dexter: "Is there anybody out there?....Would you hear me if I screamed or if I cried?

Brian: "Dude, I AM RIGHT HERE"
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Brian: "Uh, is that a ghost in a gimp suit down there?"

Dexter: "That's some messed up s**t."
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Is this the cover art for the new Pink Floyd/Dexter album, "Dark Side of the Room"?
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Beware the trapezoid of death!
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Rudy: So, you actually bought this place??

Dex: Yeah, it's a fixer-upper but when Deb gets fired she'll have plenty of time to work on it.
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Life was so much better before Superman sent us to the Phantom Zone.
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Dexter "What happened to the light?"

Rudy "I'd be more concerned to what happened to the floor"
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Break On Through To The Other Side
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Rudy: I can only show you the door little brother, you must be the one to walk through it.
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Dexter: "So, your a part of the dark side of my subconscious. What's it like in there?"

Rudy: "It's not pretty little brother. I have to share space with this crazily evil dark passenger guy. Needless to say, he's got some serious issues."
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Rudy : I still prefer my way of killing people.

Dex : Yeah, but don't forget you got caught and died

Rudy : But I banged my step sister - High-Five!!
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Brian: "You're looking for a James Gellar? Bro, I was at this country club the other day that's exclusive to spirits like me, and there was a James Gellar there who said he sometimes appears in the mind of a former student of his. I think his name was Travis."

Dexter: "Spoilers!? I didn't want spoilers! Argh! If I hadn't already killed you, I'd do it now. You suck."
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Rudy: So what are we doing tonight, Dex?

Dexter: The same thing we do every night, Rudy. Try to take over the world!
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i see the reference of "Pinky and the Brain" nice one !
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So, the show's going darker this season?
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I give you a story about two men. They stand at the brink of opportunity. They stand at the brink of danger. They stand at the brink of... the twilight zone.
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Brian: What do you think people are watching?

Dexter: Your stupid haircut.
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No, you go in first.
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Brian: I really screwed James Remar out of a job.

Dexter: Harry?

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Brian: Who are in all of these bags?

Dexter: The writers of season 3 and 5.
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Brian: I got the strangest feeling that we're in the Phantom Zone.

Dexter: Na ..... Too much head room!
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Brian: You know, if I didn't know any better, Dexter, I'd think you were getting desperate for attention with this whole bringing me back thing.
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I'll jump if you jump
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