Open Caption: Doctor Who

Who's ready for the three day weekend? Any Americans in the house? Of course, this means we won't have the results from today's contest until Tuesday, but don't worry—I already told myself you wouldn't mind. I'm extremely polite like that. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


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Wilfred: "Ryan, am I going crazy? I see that wolf as a full-grown man in a wolf costume."


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Wilfred: "At least I put some effort into my suit."


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Wilfred: "Hands off! I'm the dog in this bromance, you fake!"



Today's Image: Doctor Who

The doctor is back! Who is ready for some time-traveling space-continuum action-packed goodness? You are, I bet! In this weekend's Season 7 premiere, Doctor who gets kidnapped and taken to a planetary prison that just so happens to be less of a prison, per se, and more of an asylum. In the still below, the doctor finds himself in a bit of a bind. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Daleks: DOCTOR POO! DOCTOR POO!

Doctor: Oswin? Can you give their memory back please, I'd rather be hunted relentlessly than have to deal with this awful wordplay.
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I don't need any PLUNGER , go to Hank !
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"Okay you win...three more seasons you cold hearted bastard!"
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"It dosent matter how many plungers you bring me Daleks, I can't unblock it!"
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Doctor: Trust me you don't want to go in there! There are thousands of screaming fan girls in there!
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Darleks: Foreign contaminant!
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Doctor : Oh God I DONT WANT TO BE PROPPED !
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bowties are cool; plungers are not
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Matt Smith: Why are the extras coming at me with plungers.
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ugh more Daleks...
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Fine! Exterminate away....but, first, I don't suppose you could just clean this side of my face?
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It's a lie! There is honestly, absolutely, nothing wrong with my downstairs plumbing!
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Dalek paparazzi always get great snaps
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Okay, final moments, what to do... heroic pose.
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Darleks: Doctor, whether you like it or not you ARE going to wear this bra we've designed for men!
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Doctor: I am NOT the toilet!
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Doctor: Get away from me with those things! You just plunged the toilets with them!
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And, for the 3,451st consecutive year, the Emmy goes to Snap! with "Exterminate".
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Doctor: I really hope those are the Dalek equivalent of guns your pointing at me.
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"Sigh. Daleks again? Did Davies write this episode?"
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Don't worry, Moffat made the Daleks scary again. I didn't laugh once at them in this episode, first time since the shows 2005 revival!
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Thank you both for spelling Dalek correctly.
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Have you guys ever thought of becoming plumbers? You guys could rule the universe through the toilet and charge enormous fees. Just don't mention your extermination obsession.
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"Plungers are cool!"
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Don't blink, don't blink, don't you blink, doctor....
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" I wish I could tell you that the Doctor fought the good fight, and the Daleks let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but a planetary prison that just so happen to also be an asylum is no fairy-tale world."
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"I swear I will help you find the princess! Just please put those down, Mario, Luigi!"
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"And there they go with my Tardis..."
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I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to get killed by plumbers. In Cardiff.
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FTW!!!

(imho)
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Anyone seen the plunger?
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The STAINS! The stains! This is my favorite suit you jackals.
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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is Amy and Rory come to kick you in the ....
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Doctor: It's the worst kind of alien probing--Alien Plunging! This is gonna hurt.
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"NOT THE BOWTIE."
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Bowties are cool.
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"Amy, Rory, be a dear and distract these Daleks while I go find a fez.
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" Quick, I need a staircase."







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"Err... Is this the annual anonim philanthropist gathering?"
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DALEK: Exterminate! Exterminate! Eliminate! No, wait, that one's not right, what was it again...?



DOCTOR: Ha ha, you just accidentally made a poop reference while pointing plungers at me whilst I'm covered in filth, the joke practically writes itself. Now, which way out of this cheesy set into the next cheesy set?
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"Ok, ok, let's stop and ask ourselves: WWDTD - What Would David Tennant Do?"
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"If I don't make it out of this alive, tell Amy... bowties really are cool!"
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The doctor: "Now that enchilada was smokin' hot!"
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Mechanized voice: "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminaaateee all constipation!
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Doctor: "The Daleks have discovered my kryponite! Plungers!"
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Obviously this season's plot line revolves around an overflowing galactic toilet.
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Mechanized voice: "Need a plumber?"
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Attacked by the last of the Daleks, the plumbing crew...
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Doctor: You can never find an empty chair when you need one!
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Matt Smith: Microphones everywhere! When can I escape this hellhole of fame?!
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