Open Caption: Eureka's Final Hours

It's Monday already? I've hardly even blinked since Friday. I assume you all caught Breaking Bad's return last night—was it as epic as you hoped it would be? Did it include a conversation about Heisenburgers? Because our version certainly did! Here are the winners from Friday's contest:


From Neksmater:

Walt: "What do you mean we can't change Pollos Hermanos to Heisenburger?!!"


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Walt: "Can you remind me why we always have our business meetings in the middle of nowhere?"
Jesse: "Yeah, what are we, some bad guys in a TV show?"


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Walt: "Yeah, I killed him. He's in Hell now."
Paul, breaking character: "You mean Revolution?"
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Cranston: "Guys, the cameras are rolling. Get into character!"



Today's Image: Eureka

I know we just recently captioned this but tonight is the SERIES FINALE (single tear), so as it's our last chance EVER, I decided it was worth featuring again. In tonight's episode, "Just Another Day," wormholes threaten to destroy Eureka and the Department of Defense plans to shut the town down for good. In the still below, Jo, Jack, Allison, and Zane (L to R) try to process whatever it is they're looking at (a wormhole?) Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Carter: It's that what i think it is?

Allison: Yep, reruns of us in about 10 years
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Syfy to Cast: Wait don't pack up yet we're giving you another 6 episodes........on second thought.
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Cast to writers: Eureka fans campaign to bring us back, and the finale you give them has Carter flying through a memory-wormhole? For real?
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Jack: See that guys? An alternate universe where we get six seasons and a movie!

Zane: But Community got cancelled after one season in this one! Close it!
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Oh look, another giant hole in the plot has appeared.
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God damn!!! William Bell and The Machine!!!
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Jack: So that's the Octomom's sextape?
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Jo: "You actually created a giant firefly?"

Zane: "How else do you celebrate Firefly's 10th anniversary?"
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Jo: Oh crap, Breaking Bad is back on. Kiss our ratings goodbye!

Jack: I kind of which it WERE a black hole!

Zane: Shoosh, people! It's starting!
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The "Eureka" cast stumbles onto the set of the series replacing them: "Attack of the 50-Foot Kardashian."
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Jack: Well, shucks! I guess we're off to meet Andy Griffith.
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Zane: I'm just going to extend my right hand a little further and cop a feel before we all die. That cool, Allison?
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Jo: Allison, I'm SURE you didn't need to wear that dress just to see this.
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Carter - Holy Crap! Worm Holes are going to destroy Eureka.



Joe - Not if Syfy does if first.
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Allison: Is that a falling star?



Jo: It looks like the sunset falling on Eureka.



Zane: No, it's the Syfy channel crashing and burning.



Jack: Then it's a lot of falling stars.
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Allison: 'We got through an entire season without your squad car getting destroyed'

- Wormhole opens right on top of jack car -

Jack: 'I want a divorce'
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Jack: 'So this is what Sarah wished she really looked like?'

Jo: 'Don't know but even at 50 feet high she really dresses like a tramp.'

Allison: 'Is that my dress? has she been scanning my clothes? wait, what did you say?'

Zane: 'Guess she never got to your underwear drawer.''
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"It's the end of the world as we know it and my character is now dead." while singing along to the tune
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I stopped watching Eureka when I started noticing that everyone was kinda just saying "eeh" all the time.



Like,

Allison: "Eeeeh, I love you mr. main character".

Jack: "Uhm, I eeeh.., love? you too? smart bossy woman who's way out of my league..?"

Allison: "Good. Good. Now let's stand here and fill air-time with gibberish until it's time for the next scene."

Jack: "Eh, ok..?"

Allison: "Yes Jack, it is ok. Eh, you are completely right."

Jack: "Ummmmmm *scene cuts*



And Jack is always franticly asking questions. Like he's not asking questions, but franticly asking them.Like, I get it, it's his character to be the "dumb" guy, with the "on hands" smarts, but it's just the way he acts it. Like he asks like "uhm umh umh umh" all the time, and looks arond for approval everywhere like a little kid. I just wish someone would kick his ass and tell him his a bad actor.



Same goes for the scriptwriters, fill scenes up with more than "eeh" and "uhm". Damn.



Just try watching a episode and not notice it now. Sorry if I ruined it for you, but it had to be done, hate this piece of crap series.

Thank God it's over.
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There is a God!
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Zane: Would you look at that, pigs really can fly
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OK I'm totally gonna rip off How I Met You Mother.



Zane: Wanna watch my new tv?

Jack/Alison/Jo: sure.

Zane: **click**

Alison: My eyes hurt.

Zane: Yeah that doesnt go away.
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I keep trying to come up with something. But the loss hurts too much.
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Jack: There goes Syfy.

Zane: One mass fanrage and down they go.
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Jo:.....and THIS wormhole leads to an alternate timeline in which The Jersey Shore never existed.

Jack: *gasp!*

Allison: OMG!

Zane: Well, why are we all still standing here?! Let's GO!
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The dying gasp of one of SyFy's last good shows, and we're giving attention to Jersey Shore? That's just sad. :(
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Zane: "That is one big ass mirror!"

Allison: "Have you noticed that we are way too good looking to portray any group of average Americans?"
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Jo: "Guys, listen!"

Jack: "What? I can't hear anything.*

Jo: "Exactly. Our careers just went completely silent."
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The best thing about your open caption entries is I can't help but do them in the voice of Archer, it makes them so awesome.
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Colin: "Hey - is that floating wormhole sign thingy saying that I won't be able to rest my hands on my gunbelt anymore?"

Erica: "Maybe - they made ME stop a couple of seasons back, the bastards!"

Salli: "You two are just fixated on the hips, aren't ya?"

Colin: "Hey - have you looked in the mirror lately, dear? Oh, yeah - THIS MORNING, in fact!"

Salli: "Just cause mine are better than yours ...."

Niall: "I just love it when Mom and Dad fight!"
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Colin: So THAT'S what the end of our careers looks like. I thought it would be... bigger?

Erica: Speak for yourself, one Maxim spread and I'm back in business.

Salli: I'm too hot to go out like this.

Niall: Hey, I'm on 90210. That thing's gonna last forever! Wait... what?
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And Niall is in the new Primeval :New World
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I, God, declares the show cancelled. For real this time!
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Jack: "So theres been a guy living in the hatch the whole time!"

Allison: "Wrong show Jack"

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carter : is this Lost finale ? some angelic light shines on us and thats it , the end !
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We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Look.. a wormhole in the wall!
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Whoa! Now we know why Fargo is the boss.
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so sad eureka is done. glad i get 42 min a week back in my life (well the weeks it would normally air...ha). not planning on watching any new shows since they usually get cancelled. will wait until there are a few seasons on netflix or something before i watch anything new...just like the wife and i are doing now with breaking bad.
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Allison: "So this is the 76th time we've been staring at the sky at a giant disaster about to destroy our town?"

Carter: "No, this is 77, you forgot about the thing last week. "
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Zane: I know what it is: It's season 6.

Jo: But it's so beautiful.
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Zane: Is that...?

Carter: Yep, it's a giant naked Fargo. You knew it would come to this eventually.
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