Hey, kids! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted yet another hilariously awkward shot of The Good Guys' Dan Stark (Bradley Whitford), this time accompanied by his partner in crime, Jack Bailey (Colin Hanks). (Thanks to those of you who resisted making gay jokes. Maturity FTW!) Here are our three favorites from the bunch:
... deblb's "Hold on. Hold on. Geeeez, it was so much easier xeroxing my butt in the '80s!"
... Cornelscruff's "Dude your hogging all the bandwidth."
... Sylar108's "No time to walk around the desk. If you don't type in the numbers every 108 minutes then the world ends." [Ed. note: Awesome Lost tie-in, Sylar!]
We also have to give a shout-out to DavidJackson8, who came up with this shamelessly self-promotional TV.com-related caption: "Dan: Hey, the desk-man was voting for TV.com's Now Awards. What?! We're a cooler crime-solving duo than these punks!!"
Up next: This incredibly random photo from Friday's episode of Friday Night Lights, featuring Coach Taylor (Kyle Chandler), lil' Gracie Taylor, and Buddy Garrity (Brad Leland) chowin' down on Chinese takeout. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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Where's the dog?
Coach Taylor: "Damn, Buddy. Just because you can't miss an episode of Jersey Housewives was no reason for you to hit me in the nads."
"Hurry up & eat! The wife will be home soon making her 'meat loaf surprise'."
This cat lomein is pretty good!
Kyle: At least I'm not starring opposite a cat this time...
Buddy: "Coach! Wait till you see this new Jumbotron model I had a computer buddy of mine draw up, its gonna make West Dillon's look like a Minitron!"Taylor: "You gotta be kidding me, Gracie sweety, could you throw some noodles at uncle Buddy's head please?"
QUIET!!!!! BRETT FAVRE MIGHT MAKE A DECISION.
"haha those idiots looking at us think we're watching TV... the paint drying is more entertaining these days.
Will you relax? She says she's 18...
Gracie: "Daddy, How long is grandpa gonna be staying with us?" Coach Taylor: "Sweetie, he's not your grandpa and I wish knew..."
Shhhh everyone! Oprah is interviewing Raquel Welch! Finally a break from high school football shows...
buddy: oh no im on a boring football show no1 watches
Stop talking, as*hole, The Biggest Loser is on
Buddy is eating Chinese food. Meanwhile two airplanes collide in midair, debris falls out, and the teddy bear's eye ball drops out. Walter White comes into the room, and shouts: "RUN!!"
Buddy: "I'm gonna eat me this Chines Food, then cuddle with this nice little bear."Eric "If Buddy does anything to that bear, I'm gonna hang him for that Jumbo-tron."Gracie "I wish Tim Riggins was here, he's hot."
Eric: "I'm not movin' from this spot until half time. Hey, Gracie, honey, go get Daddy another beer."
It's even better on high-def!