Open Caption: Fringe (December 6)

Greetings, earthlings! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of How I Met Your Mother's Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) having fun with The Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) on a boat. These captions earned a salute from... us. Yeah, just us.

... From docspector:
Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I assumed Ted Mosby's identity after he "fell" off my boat?

... From Vidsignup:
"I'm sorry Charlotte! He means nothing! It was the only way I could get a stiff breeze under the sail!"

... From HugoReyes4Pres:
How I Met Your Mother Season 23: "Ted my boy, it's gonna be legen—WAIT FOR IT! OW! I think I broke my hip. Take me to the hospital so they can prescribe me some painkillers which will then cause me to develop an unfortunate case of flatulence so I'll have to be careful to avoid—dairy. LEGENDARY!"

... From stlkid1983:
Now this is how Dexter gets rid of bodies.

... From Xplosive3:
Oh my god, this is the entrance to the red room!

Up next: This shot of Fringe's Walter (John Noble) and Peter Bishop (Joshua Jackson) examining a plastic-wrapped corpse. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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Dec 15, 2010
Walter: "So this is the way to get Golden Globes..."
Bishop: "Nah... We're copycats. We can count only for Emmy Awards."
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Dec 13, 2010
"Walter, when I said "I would kill for Dexter's ratings", you know I was kidding right?"
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Dec 13, 2010
John: "Well, Mr. Cancelation Man, still going to cancel our show, now? Hmm?"
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Dec 12, 2010
Just a little more stuffing, Peter, and we can pop this turkey in the oven.
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Dec 10, 2010
Good golly, they were right...the quickest way to a man's heart IS through his stomach!
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Dec 10, 2010
Sorry, guy, but you might feel a slight pinch.
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Dec 10, 2010
No, Peter, I'm NOT probing. Technically, that would involve flipping him over first....
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Dec 09, 2010
Well, he's not going to make it to Pacey-Con 2011.
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Dec 09, 2010
He's dead, Jim....oops..wrong series!!
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Dec 09, 2010
The guy lying on the table: (thinking to him self) Alright, this is the last time im volunteering for a drug trial!
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Dec 09, 2010
She took his heart and tore it all apart!
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Dec 09, 2010
Alright, Mr. Lindelof you have one last chance to tell me all I want to know about Lost's unanswered questions or your Little Sawyer gets it!
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Dec 08, 2010
Hey, Peter, I think we accidentally stumbled onto the "Dexter" set, we'd better scram before anyone notices!
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Dec 08, 2010
Walter: Ah, this brings about so many old memories.
Peter: I'm not even gonna ask.
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Dec 08, 2010
Peter: Looks like we got a copy-cat killer on our hands. Didn't fully finish the job though, I guess it looks a lot easier on TV.
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Dec 08, 2010
Well, they definitely aren't silicone.
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Dec 08, 2010
they just cant get it right, they left out the fetta cheese, yea and they left out the bacon bits too
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Dec 08, 2010
damn ,they just can't get it right, i knew they would leave out the feta cheese! yea and the bacon bits too
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Dec 08, 2010
See how much easier it is using those little tweezers when you play Operation with a full size body??
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Dec 08, 2010
We must wait for release of WikiLeaks documents to know how he got killed!
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Dec 08, 2010
the candy man can
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Dec 08, 2010
mmmmm, blood
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Dec 08, 2010
See I knew there was a reason why men had nipples
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Dec 08, 2010
Peter: Walter, is it possible to develop an dysplasic epithelial aneurysm?

Walter: Yes. Yes! No. Peter, where's Astrid? I'd like a strawberry sundae. Or a jello ambrosia mold. The glucose enhances the hallucinogens. Mmmmm.
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Dec 08, 2010
Peter:Is that? Walter: It is! I just found Waldo!
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Dec 08, 2010
Previously on Dexter....
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Dec 08, 2010
You put your left hand in you pull his lung out You do the Hoky Pokie
And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about!
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Dec 07, 2010
Peter: I smell a crossover.
Walter: I though it was cherry pie.
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Dec 07, 2010
"I just know he ate my stuff Peter!"
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Dec 07, 2010
This would be so much easier if I some "Brown Betty"!
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Dec 07, 2010
Joshua to John: "This is what happens when people watch my first show Dawson's Creek..."
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Dec 07, 2010
"damn i forgot. What does that dexter guy do next?"
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Dec 07, 2010
Walter:And this is how Belly and I made Strawberry shortcakes.
Peter: *pukes*
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Dec 07, 2010
W:Peter, did i tell you about the time you were born, coming out of your mom's...

P:AHEM, Walter !!

W:Yes Peter??

P:I think Dexter's been on the wrong set.

W:Ahhh !! That would explain a lot. Time for me get my OWN slide storage box. YIPPEE !!

P: Not again, Walter !!
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Dec 07, 2010
W:Peter, did i tell you about the time you were born, coming out of your mom's...
P:AHEM, Walter !!
W:Yes Peter??
P:I think Dexter's been on the wrong set.
W:Ahhh !! That would explain a lot. Time for me get my OWN slide storage box. YIPPEE !!
P: Not again, Walter !!
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Dec 07, 2010
Walter: What do you think Peter? Is it bigger than mine? I remember once in the 70's I too was like this.

Peter: Do we have to have this conversation now? Too much information.
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Dec 07, 2010
Walter : "Look Peter, the Perfect wedding gift!"
Peter : "Walter, I'm not marrying Faux-Livia..."
Walt : "Oh. Yes... Of Course... Can I?"
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Dec 07, 2010
brilliant
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Dec 07, 2010
Walter: "Alright Peter. You be Julia Stiles and I'll be Michael C. Hall."
Peter: "Walter, you know that's a television show, right?"
Walter: "Notice I've already prepared the "kill room" for you? All you have to do now is kill... oops, got a little ahead of myself."
Peter: "..."
Walter: "Mmm... I could really go for some strawberry shortcake right about now."
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Dec 07, 2010
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! "You touched the side, so it's my turn!"
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Dec 07, 2010
"Cheek's intact. We're screwed".
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Dec 07, 2010
I think I have seen this guy somewhere.Might be in a TV show.
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Dec 07, 2010
well done... nice captions =)
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Dec 07, 2010
WALTER: Can you remind me again, Peter? What did it say? PETER: Remove spare ribs for 150 points. And Walter, if you do end up relieving him of his tonsils make sure the table is the right way round this time!
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Dec 07, 2010
so thats where I left my keys.
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Dec 07, 2010
Walter: I think I've seen this before...

Peter: I thought I blocked showtime
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Dec 07, 2010
Come on 'spare-rib'!
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Dec 07, 2010
No Walter - that isn't a pudding pop!
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Dec 07, 2010
Ok my quote was much funnier than half of these. C'mon Stefanie Lee, where's the love?
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Dec 07, 2010
Smells worse than alt-Olivia
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