Greetings, earthlings! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of How I Met Your Mother's Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) having fun with The Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) on a boat. These captions earned a salute from... us. Yeah, just us.
... From docspector:
Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I assumed Ted Mosby's identity after he "fell" off my boat?
... From Vidsignup:
"I'm sorry Charlotte! He means nothing! It was the only way I could get a stiff breeze under the sail!"
... From HugoReyes4Pres:
How I Met Your Mother Season 23: "Ted my boy, it's gonna be legen—WAIT FOR IT! OW! I think I broke my hip. Take me to the hospital so they can prescribe me some painkillers which will then cause me to develop an unfortunate case of flatulence so I'll have to be careful to avoid—dairy. LEGENDARY!"
... From stlkid1983:
Now this is how Dexter gets rid of bodies.
... From Xplosive3:
Oh my god, this is the entrance to the red room!
Up next: This shot of Fringe's Walter (John Noble) and Peter Bishop (Joshua Jackson) examining a plastic-wrapped corpse. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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Walter: "So this is the way to get Golden Globes..."Bishop: "Nah... We're copycats. We can count only for Emmy Awards."
"Walter, when I said "I would kill for Dexter's ratings", you know I was kidding right?"
John: "Well, Mr. Cancelation Man, still going to cancel our show, now? Hmm?"
Just a little more stuffing, Peter, and we can pop this turkey in the oven.
Good golly, they were right...the quickest way to a man's heart IS through his stomach!
Sorry, guy, but you might feel a slight pinch.
No, Peter, I'm NOT probing. Technically, that would involve flipping him over first....
Well, he's not going to make it to Pacey-Con 2011.
He's dead, Jim....oops..wrong series!!
The guy lying on the table: (thinking to him self) Alright, this is the last time im volunteering for a drug trial!
She took his heart and tore it all apart!
Alright, Mr. Lindelof you have one last chance to tell me all I want to know about Lost's unanswered questions or your Little Sawyer gets it!
Hey, Peter, I think we accidentally stumbled onto the "Dexter" set, we'd better scram before anyone notices!
Walter: Ah, this brings about so many old memories.Peter: I'm not even gonna ask.
Peter: Looks like we got a copy-cat killer on our hands. Didn't fully finish the job though, I guess it looks a lot easier on TV.
Well, they definitely aren't silicone.
they just cant get it right, they left out the fetta cheese, yea and they left out the bacon bits too
damn ,they just can't get it right, i knew they would leave out the feta cheese! yea and the bacon bits too
See how much easier it is using those little tweezers when you play Operation with a full size body??
We must wait for release of WikiLeaks documents to know how he got killed!
the candy man can
mmmmm, blood
See I knew there was a reason why men had nipples
Peter: Walter, is it possible to develop an dysplasic epithelial aneurysm?
Walter: Yes. Yes! No. Peter, where's Astrid? I'd like a strawberry sundae. Or a jello ambrosia mold. The glucose enhances the hallucinogens. Mmmmm.
Peter:Is that? Walter: It is! I just found Waldo!
Previously on Dexter....
You put your left hand in you pull his lung out You do the Hoky PokieAnd you turn yourself around That's what it's all about!
Peter: I smell a crossover.Walter: I though it was cherry pie.
"I just know he ate my stuff Peter!"
This would be so much easier if I some "Brown Betty"!
Joshua to John: "This is what happens when people watch my first show Dawson's Creek..."
"damn i forgot. What does that dexter guy do next?"
Walter:And this is how Belly and I made Strawberry shortcakes.Peter: *pukes*
W:Peter, did i tell you about the time you were born, coming out of your mom's...P:AHEM, Walter !!W:Yes Peter??P:I think Dexter's been on the wrong set.W:Ahhh !! That would explain a lot. Time for me get my OWN slide storage box. YIPPEE !!P: Not again, Walter !!
W:Peter, did i tell you about the time you were born, coming out of your mom's...P:AHEM, Walter !!W:Yes Peter??P:I think Dexter's been on the wrong set.W:Ahhh !! That would explain a lot. Time for me get my OWN slide storage box. YIPPEE !!P: Not again, Walter !!
Walter: What do you think Peter? Is it bigger than mine? I remember once in the 70's I too was like this.
Peter: Do we have to have this conversation now? Too much information.
Walter : "Look Peter, the Perfect wedding gift!"Peter : "Walter, I'm not marrying Faux-Livia..."Walt : "Oh. Yes... Of Course... Can I?"
brilliant
Walter: "Alright Peter. You be Julia Stiles and I'll be Michael C. Hall."Peter: "Walter, you know that's a television show, right?"Walter: "Notice I've already prepared the "kill room" for you? All you have to do now is kill... oops, got a little ahead of myself."Peter: "..."Walter: "Mmm... I could really go for some strawberry shortcake right about now."
Bzzzzzzzzzzzz! "You touched the side, so it's my turn!"
"Cheek's intact. We're screwed".
I think I have seen this guy somewhere.Might be in a TV show.
well done... nice captions =)
WALTER: Can you remind me again, Peter? What did it say? PETER: Remove spare ribs for 150 points. And Walter, if you do end up relieving him of his tonsils make sure the table is the right way round this time!
so thats where I left my keys.
Walter: I think I've seen this before...
Peter: I thought I blocked showtime