Greetings, earthlings! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of How I Met Your Mother's Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) having fun with The Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) on a boat. These captions earned a salute from... us. Yeah, just us.
... From docspector:
Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I assumed Ted Mosby's identity after he "fell" off my boat?
... From Vidsignup:
"I'm sorry Charlotte! He means nothing! It was the only way I could get a stiff breeze under the sail!"
... From HugoReyes4Pres:
How I Met Your Mother Season 23: "Ted my boy, it's gonna be legen—WAIT FOR IT! OW! I think I broke my hip. Take me to the hospital so they can prescribe me some painkillers which will then cause me to develop an unfortunate case of flatulence so I'll have to be careful to avoid—dairy. LEGENDARY!"
... From stlkid1983:
Now this is how Dexter gets rid of bodies.
... From Xplosive3:
Oh my god, this is the entrance to the red room!