Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted this shot of Modern Family's Ty Burrell rocking some day spa action. These entries each deserve a free mani-pedi.
...From jonnyacesk
"Somebody stop me!"
...From bogiehead
"What do you think? Could I be the new Herman Munster?"
...From roondocks
"FREEDOM!!!!"
...From spirit_chaser
"I've got an audition with the Blue Man Group."
...From mcrtv
"I asked for the James Cameron and this is what they gave me."
Next up: This shot of Peter (Joshua Jackson) and Walter (John Noble) conducting a lofty investigation on this Friday's episode of Fringe. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
"Has Grandpa Joe taught us nothing"
"Another poor soul has succumbed to the perils of fizzy lifting drinks".
belly?...no walter,leg...
belly?
Peter! This is astonishing. No wires, no magnetic anomalies. I am stumped. This David Blane is amazing.
Now its your turn!
See Peter, no wires.
Peter: "Barney's coming back to finish his magic trick right?" Walter: "All he said was 'This is going to be Legen..wait for it,' then he walked off with some girl."
Walter: "I can see the head!"
Walter: "Peter, when did the Invisible Man join our team?"
Walter: "You know what the real question here is, Peter?" Peter: "Why is this man levitating?" Walter: "No. It's, "What the heck happened to the person who owns those boots?"."
ok peter my notes were not in his boots,but i'm almost certain if we just keep looking...
walter: quick peter pour out all my red bull
Well burying him is out of the question, looks like its cremation!
Peter: "I'll hold him down Walter, while you let the air out of him...very slowly."
It's as I suspected: his socks don't match!
"Walter, check his shoes. He must be using Dr. Scholl's new Air Soles."
Walter: Peter, there's a different colored sock on each foot. Do you know what this means? Peter: Yes Walter. It means he has the exact same pair at home.
Walter are you sure this is were you left your keys.
So this is what the economy has done to the Macy's Thanksgiving day Parade?
Peter: You don't have to neuter him for being a thief he's not a dog you knowWalter:Lets be serious here i'm in the mood for bananas...
He is taken "Hang in there!" very seriously.
Do you think this is how David Copperfield started out ?
OMG you're right He does have on knee highs
Walter: Oh my.
Peter: What is it Walter?
Walter: This man, he doesn't seem to have any reflexes Peter.
Peter: That's because he's dead Walter.
Walter: Never stopped them before.
Do you know where the button is to turn off the levitation field? I swear it's behind the knee.
Peter, look at this pedicure! Have I told you that once in the 70's I had one just like this.
And after the rabbit runs around the tree he come through the hole. Justmpull his ears tight and there you go. You've tied your shoes.
Peter: What is it Walter?//Walter: I'm Fascinated with this tattoo on his leg, it's reads "Fauxliva is pregnant with your baby"//Peter: That was a subtle way to boost the ratings
Walter: Witches. Peter: What about them? Walter: He must have made one very angry. Peter: What in the world are you talking about Walter? Walter: This protrusion coming from his back side.. it appears to be a broomstick.
Peter: So, you're trying to tell me a witches magical broomstick is making him float? Oh great. Maybe it was Harry Potter. Walter: Don't be ridiculous son.
Get me the hoop, dammit, the hoop!
Time to call the Ministry of Magic.
: Peter, This looks like a bad Criss Angel stunt and a very bad one at that.
We are supposed to be roommates. ...I guess he gets top bunk. Dammit.
peter, fighting criminals Criss Angel style!
"This is just one bad case of flatulence that never really stopped."
we pay taxes so that idiots who ski when there's no snow can get healthcare, I can't believe this country
"Peter, I think I finally can prove the "bigger is better" theory."
Help I've fallen and I can't get down!
Man this guy's socks are ugly.
Mr. Angel? You're due on stage in five minutes.
I saw this in a Roadrunner cartoon once. As soon as he realizes he's floating in mid-air, he'll fall.
Well you can do anything, but don't you... mess with my blue suede shoes...
Neo? The agents have stopped shooting at you. No need for bullet time anymore. Neo? Neo? Wiggle your toes if you can hear me...
"You would think undressing a corpse suspended in midair might seem odd to me.... but alas, it's Wednesday."
"This isn't as cool as it was in Inception."
"Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board......"
"These people should really stop drinking so much red bull!"