Open Caption: Game of Thrones

It's coming!!! (Winter, that is. And also war.) The anticipation for Sunday's Season 2 premiere of Game of Thrones is so great that I'm almost hoping the weekend flies by just so we don't have to deal with all of these teasers anymore. Almost. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. Here are the winning captions from yesterday's contest:


From Taccado:

Dax: ""Kristen is going to be so happy when I surprise her with another sloth. Though this one appears to be unusually slow."


From notabene14:

Lauren: "Like OMG, you completely had me fooled! I totally thought you were Zach Braff!"


From Mate:

Dax: "Wait what, but I was engaged to Kristen Bell and was on Parenthood and life was so great."
Lauren: "Hey guys, he actually believed he was a celebrity! Longest punk'd in history."



Today's Image: Game of Thrones

It feels like it's been forever since we've seen our favorite cast of mythically medieval warlords—unless you're me, in which case you just finished marathoning Season 1 last week. Still. Everyone's excited. Even you. In Sunday night's Season 2 premiere, we pick up right where we left off: Daenerys's adventure leads her one step closer to the castle, Robb Stark prepares for battle, and Tyrion babysits his little king brother. Also, Arya pretends she's a boy. In the still below, King Joffrey's mother, Cersei Lannister (left), and her brother, Tyrion (right) watch something that appears to be as confusing as it is delightful. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Tyrion: It's getting late. Shouldn't Joffery be in bed by now. I wonder what his 'mommy' would do!

Cersei: Tonight, I will get to spank a King. Finally!!!
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I wonder which family member I will bed tonight! (guess who I am speaking for)
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They are watching what The Mountain will do to the Dothraki horses if they croos the sea.
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Tyrion to sister: The invitation said "formal" and you wear a Japanese bathrobe? Are you wearing fuzzy sandals, too?
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(Both watching Joffrey's coronation & thinking:)



Cersei: Look at my darling boy; so handsome, so regal, so like his father....ahh...



Tyrion: Look at my nephew; so blonde, so arrogant, so like my brother...hmm...
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Cersei: I am so lucky to have two loving brothers. One is 'Hand of the King' and other is 'Hand of the Queen'.

Tyrion: You don't think 'That' is included in the job description.
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*Offscreen a woman is being beaten with a whip*

Tyrion (thinking): How unfair. She was such a nice whore.
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Game of Thrones Season Two: The best will rise above all else. Let slip the slaps of war.
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Tyrion: 'I bet you blame me for that silent one you just let rip'
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"self-independed" - LOL
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Cersi(thought): Six seasons and a movie....Six seasons and....

Tryion(thought): Six whores per episode times Six seasons and a movie....
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Tyrion: "That Boy sure knows how to handle he's Stick"

Cersei: "I know.." (Like Father like Son)
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Dinklage: Hey Lena, does your Emmy have this weird scratch on it? Oh right, sorry.

Headey: ...Imp.
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Cersei: an angry elf...from the south pole...on a reindeer....this Hand of the King Roast is just delightful
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Tyrion: What is Joffrey doing to Ned's head?

Cersei: That'll teach Sansa.
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Tyrion: are those... vultures eating puppies?

Cersei: Yep, isn't it a beautiful way to start the day?
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Tyrion: Cersei, you've go the wrong brother. Get your hand off my ass!
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Cersei: That is an interesting pin you're wearing, brother. I imagine it must be bigger than that little prick of yours.



Tyrion: Speaking of little pricks, dear sister. How is King Joffrey faring these days?
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LOL!
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General Caption: "King Joffrey Lannister - A son only a mother can be proud of!"
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Cersei: **snicker** You stand as tall as I sit, brother. Unfortunate that you do not have Jamie's prominence.



Tyrion: **smirks** Yes, you do seem to have more of our brother in you these days, dear sister.
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Very nice.

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*Bows Down*
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Tyrion: This year's show dwa...err... surpasses last year's

Cercei: Lol
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Cercei; Tyrion, you're the Hand of the King now, why so glum?



Tyrion: Fox might cancel Fringe.
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Cersei; ooo look at our cousin I am totally going to #*#& him.

Tyrion; Yes, I know.
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Cersei: "Aren't you a little far from The Shire?"

Tyrion: "Ha. Why? Are you going to rat on me to the Uruk-hai?"

Director: "Cut! Wrong universe! From now on, no ad-libbing."
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Cersei - I know you are wearing my 4 in manolos Tyrion ... Just admit it...

Tyrion - Stop it sister, I found them on ebay and they are MINE!
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DInklage "Let's hope our second season is better than The Walking Dead's"
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Cersei: See! Now that's how a king wields a Sword. I told you Joffrey would win

Tyrion: Yes! Yes! but did you have to test him against the blind leg-less Jester
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Tyrion: (thinking) Did I forget to wear pants? Neways, its just a dream.

Cersei: (thinking) This looks good....I never knew he is a much 'Bigger' man than Jaime.
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'Off with their heads' is so last season, we're now at 'off with their legs'
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Cersei: "Why must I always sit when you stand? They know you're a half-man."

Tyrion: "Ah ha, sister. But why must you always sit on my brother's half-man?"
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Tyrion: I don't understand, what is this "Donkey Show" supposed to be about?

Cersei: Just give it a minute, you'll love it.

Tyrion: Wait a minute... what the $@%&?
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Tyrion: Is that?....No, is she?....is she going to?.....She's going to put THAT up WHERE?, Dear Lord Cersei what the hell is this?



Cersei: Tuesday.
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Cersei: @$%$ $hit F8*ck



Tyrion: You kiss our mother with that mouth?



Cersei: No, but i totes kiss our brother.
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Cersei: Ha. Sweet Jaber Jay Pin. Are you Team Peeta or Gale?



Tyrion: Ugh. You are the worst.
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