Open Caption: Game of Thrones Goes to War

I genuinely enjoyed reading all of your comments yesterday—not only were there some hilarious caption suggestions, but a lively conversation about Open Caption's history! Riveting stuff! Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

Milo: "Do you come from a land down under?"
Blonde: *giggle*
Brunette:: "Dude, we're just here for your special brownies."


From Taccado:

Emily: "Chilling of two birds with one stoner."


From jaynashvil:

Brunette: "Let's go back to your place....unless you're still living in Red's basement."



Today's Image: Game of Thrones

This weekend HBO will air "Blackwater," which might just be GOT's most highly anticipated episode yet, as it's said to be the best of the season thus far. Want to make bets on why? Here's mine: They're actually going to show the combat—and lots of it! Stannis' fleets will finally arrive on the shores of Kings Landing, and Tyrion and the Lannisters will have to fight for their lives—here's hoping Joffrey loses his? A girl can dream. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Joffrey: BAD DOG! BAAAAD DOOOOG! You pooped my pants!

The Hound: *hmph*
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The green fire on the sea was wickedly pretty, but the brown mire in my shorts is terribly sticky.
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Joffrey: Hound! I want popcorn!!
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Hound: Youre gone die a virgin.

Joffrey: We still have time!

Hound:...

Joffrey: Or not!

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The Hound: Your Grace! Lannister colours are crimson and gold not yellow and brown.
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Joffrey: If Stannis fights me, I will make him smile - "the red smile".

*turns around and looks at the fleet*

He is a grumpy man for a reason, ummm...lets just leave him that way

*runs to Cersei*
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Release the Kraken!
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Joffrey: Look, Hound! They brought a troll! We used to have a troll, but it just complained all the time about petty things, so I had it killed.
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In his final moments, Joffrey realizes that having his father execute everyone who bested him with a sword wasn't that bright after all.
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Joffrey: Hound, you will give your life to protect me, won't you?



Hound: Yeah, about that....
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Joffrey: "Fetch me my brown trousers."
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for anyone who doesnt know the joke: http://english-zone.com/esl-jokes/brown.html
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joffrey: Oh Shit

Hound: what?

Joffrey: i peed my pants
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My sentiments exactly! Except, instead of peed it would be pooped and

The Hound: Sniff (sound effect).
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Umpa Lumpa Doopidy Di. If you are wise you'll listen to me. What do you get if you call a woman whore? Yes that is right see you shall get war.
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Joffery: "Why is everyone laughing at me?"

Hound: "Your codpiece is open."
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And we'll call this play, the "aristocrates"
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"Damn! I'm missing the Glee season finale!"
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Joffrey: "What?! You mean Stannis' army is NOT made up of hookers and little girls?"

Hound: "Don't worry, we have a dwarf"
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Joffery: "They're taking the hobbits from Isengard!"
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Is this it? Is this all you can conjure Stannis? *pisses himself*
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Joffery: She wants me to do what on our Wedding Night!?!
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I would just like to say in light of a certain TV.com members incessant unpleasantness (I won't call anybody out, but I will say his name reminds me of vomiting, which is actually strangely appropriate) that these Open Caption contests are one of the reasons I come to this site. They are fun, lighthearted, and allow the TV.com community to come together in friendly competition. I will also say that C.Killian has done a fantastic job as Master-Captioner, and her idea to put the winning caption onto the picture in a cool font is nothing short of ingenious. The Open Caption contest is one of the distinguishing traits that elevates TV.com above other television related sites and I hope it continues for many years to come.



WHEW! Now that I've said my piece, here's my caption:



Hound: "Are you enjoying the battle, your Grace?"

Joffrey: "Um, I think I liked torturing defenseless young girls more."
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sigh...really? It's:"One does not SIMPLY walk into Mordor"
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Joffery: But I'm afraid of the dark.
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Joffrey: Off with his head! Off with his head!





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Joffrey: "People diss me, but did you know that in the Books I'm the Hero?"

Hound: "Huh... No, you aren't..."
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Hound: Your Majesty, are you absolutely sure that requesting 10 additional Open Caption contests per day is a wise decision?



Joffrey: *stares with disgust at chuckchuckchuck* Absolutely.
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Joffrey: "I may not win this war, but at least I'll annoy the hell out of chuckchuckchuck with this caption!"

Hound: "Glad you're spending your time wisely, Your Majesty."
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Joffrey: That's right.... Now wiggle your fingers!
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Joffrey: Dog, how is this possible?

Hound: I hired Jack Bauer to help us, mylord.
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No, seriously. How do I go to the bathroom in this thing?
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Joffrey: Did I hit it?! Did I get the ship?!?

Hound: No sire. On the bright side, you won't have to worry about poachers in the King's Forest anymore.
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Joffrey: Dog, is it bad if a cloud of black smoke flew up my rear?
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Hound: Please, sir, don't sneeze right now. It's kind of anticlimatic.
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Joffrey: OMG! Seriously, this is the stupidest thing EVER.

Hound: chuckchuckchuck, is that you?!



(yeah, I'm being petty..........)
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Joffrey: Hound, why does EVERYONE hate me?

Hound: Well, for one ---

Joffrey: It was a rhetorical question!!

Hound: Oh. I'll add "Asks too many rhetorical questions" to the list.
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Hound: "Sir, I think this is the right moment to hand in my resignation letter."
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Joffery: WTF??????.....MOTHER!!!!!!!!
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Joffrey : Why there are two dragons banging each others near my castle?!
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Joffrey: There are too many!! I'm afraid this time I might get killed..

Hound: FINALLY!
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Joffrey: What's that up in the sky? Is it a bird?



Hound: No, just your impending demise.
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Is this nonsense really a daily thing on TV.com? I think Killian was on vacation when I joined, but now this stuff shows up every day. This would be fitting tv.com/forums/ not tv.com/news/



Please go away and thanks.
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Chuckchuckchuck, whether it is your intention or not, you are coming across like a troll who loves to raise a stink on message boards. We know you dislike Open Caption. You have a right to your opinion. We love Open Caption and we will defend it and C.K. If you don't like that, feel free to stop viewing this article. Open Caption is a place to have fun, not friction.



You may respond back to me saying that I was being a troll to you. If I came across as such, my apologies.
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You joined like a day ago, what makes you think you're qualified to say what should and shouldn't be in which sections? And what difference does it make to you? Just don't click on the little article title that says "open caption". That's how this thing called the internet works. Go take a chill pill.
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What makes me think I'm qualified? Common sense, It's nonsense, obviously not news. What makes you qualified? You can't even see the difference between 10 days and "like a day ago". What difference makes it to me? It's, again, nonsense, not news, it's constantly in my news feed, and turns out that it is here every day, it's obviously a glorified forum thread. It's the primary thing that Killian does here, which is just plain sad.



There's no such thing as a "chill pill".
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@chuckchuckchuck : go back to your forest.... troll.
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And again, you can just opt NOT TO CLICK THE LINK, Mr. Common Sense. Really? SEEING the link in your newsfeed justifies this high school-esque bitchfest you're throwing? And there's absolutely no need to say that CK's contributions are "just plain sad". I'm sorry, I must have missed YOUR hard-hitting news contribution to TV.com. Do you have a link? I would love to read your thoughts on all-things "news" related.



"There's no such thing as a chill pill." Very clever of you to figure out! There is, however, such a thing as Valium. You might want to look into that. For the purposes of this discussion, it would basically achieve the same desired effect.
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Maybe you should take your own advise and just ignore my comments then. I don't pretend to present news on a website, I have no interest in doing so, some people here seems to think they do, and do a poor job at it.



There's no need for anything, that doesn't mean I can't give my honest opinion.



I'm not a drug addict like some of the people here clearly are.
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More like sucksucksuck.



go fuck yourself chuckie.
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Thank you for your mature comment, it will surely be taken to heart.
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Thank YOU for your attempt at snarky, condescending humor. It failed (miserably), but I'm sure we all appreciate the effort anyway.
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I won't thank you for claiming a failed at humor when I didn't attempt it, but thanks for trying.
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Are your sour comments really about to become a daily thing on TV.com? You have the right to speak your mind, but I think all of us have already understood how you feel about these Open Caption contests. Thank you, the message is received.

Since this contest is harmless fun, and most people on the site don't seem to mind it - some of us even enjoy it - I recommend that you cool down a bit and let it be. I doubt your one man/woman protest is going to result in this competition being cancelled. This competition has been going on for almost a year now, and so far you are the first one to complain. Or to put it in TV speak: the ratings for this article are just far too good. I suggest that you send a message straight to the TV.com staff if you feel that something needs to be changed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go iron my turtlenecks.
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Yes, they are, sorry if you're annoyed by them, guess you now know how I feel seeing this nonsense in my news feed every day. Just my harmless opinion, so cool down and let it be.
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Omfg how i like guys like you. Spice up the topic, bro. This way will be more hits for this section. Keep up the good job troll :D
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Taccado actually had one of the more level-headed responses to your posts.....and, by the way, YOU shouldn't be telling anyone to "cool down and let it be" when you refuse to do the same thing.
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I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of the rule that you can't says that when you disagree with someones advise and you suggest they follow it themselves.



Clearly Taccado thinks his advise is good advice, otherwise he wouldn't post it, I think it is not, all I suggest is that he follows the advise he thinks is good. That in no way obligates me to follow his advise I don't think is good advise.



Also, YOU shouldn't be telling anyone [anything] when you refuse to do the same thing.
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THIS! FTW!
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o_O? Okay....someone else give it a try, please. Evidently my "grow up and just ignore it if you don't like it" message feel of deaf ears yesterday.....
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Joffrey: "I wish Christian Bale was here to save me again"

Hound: "Due to the budget... I'm Batman"
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Joffrey: "No I was NOT in Children of the Damned! Hound.. off with his head!"
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LOL! Great Children of the Damned reference!
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Joffrey: "I really am such a dick."

Hound: "I'll be glad to kill you if you wish, sire."
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Joffrey: "On second thought, I don't think I want to be king anymore."
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Joffery: Mine own uncle dares to attack me!! If my father were alive to see this!

Hound: They executed Jaime??
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There are definately some captions missing from the Pinterest board. Off the top of my head, the one from NCIS this week about getting another cup isn't there.

Also, there was one from happy endings that had damon hiding in a bush that isn't on the board. There's also three Ringer captions from the same week. C'mon CK, lets get it together.
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Nevermind 3/30/12 GoT - Found it



3/28/12-Happy Endings

3/5/12-Alcatraz

2/24/12-Academy Awards

2/21/12-The River

2/13/12-Gossip Girl



That brings us to the commencement of the CK open caption era.





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5/22/12-Glee

5/15/12-NCIS

5/10/12-TSC

4/27/12-Goodwife

4/3/12-Dance moms (although there was no actual picture to post against)

3/30/12-Game of Thrones



That's the first two pages of CK contribution history

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Jeoffrey: "They made a Youtube video out of that?! My acting career...."

Hound: "Wasn't there supposed to be a chain?"
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Hound: I can see your house from here.

Joffrey: Uh oh, Is it the one on fire?

Hound: Um, they're all on fire.
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