Open Caption: Glee

Alright people, who wants to trade? I'll give you all my Tootsie Rolls and Jolly Ranchers for your Reese's Pieces or Twix. Anyone? Anyone? Okay, fine, keep thinking about it. In the meantime, here are the winners from yesterday's Open Caption contest:

From gabfan31:
Zoe: "I wanted my egg poached!"
Jim: "Eat your breakfast, honey, there are children starving in the Cretaceous Period."

From phonzee101:
Jim: "Clearly this is an Ankylosaurus egg."
Elisabeth: "It could belong to another species."
Zoe: "You're both wrong, this will hatch into... A YOSHI."

From mermayd:
"There's going to be one hell of Kinder Surprise in this thing."

From tv_worm:
Zoe: "Mommy, what if an evil and scary dinosaur comes out of this egg?"
Elisabeth: "Honey! There are no such things as scary dinosaurs in Terra Nova. Anyone attacked by a dinosaur on this show gets healed by bandages within the hour."


Today's Image: Glee
It looks like Rory from The Glee Project really hit the jack pot... emphasis on the "pot." Tap tap tap. Um, is this thing on? Get it? He gets to be on the show and eat magic brownies with Brittany! Do you guys even care it's coming back tonight?

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Brittany: if I eat this brownie will it make me fifty feet tall, like Alice in Wonderland.
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Brittany: if you eat this brownie it will make you fifty feet tall, like in Alice in Wonderland.
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Rory: Don't you just love pot?

Brittany: are you taking pottery class too?
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Rory and Brittany decide to get high after learning Ryan Murphy once again intends to kick the seniors off the show.
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Brittany: "Puck said that these were "magic brownies". I didn't know Betty Crocker was a witch! I wonder if she knows the Keebler Elves?"
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Brittany: "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like a cross between Kurt and Mr. Shue? You know what? I'm just going to call you Klue."
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Hmmm... I wonder if this will turn me into a good singer!
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No, but don't worry, we can fix it in post.
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Glee: Half the laughs. Twice the Calories.
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Rory : this chocolate brownie is delicious !

Brittany : huh ! what chocolate brownie ?

Rory : oh , sshhhhhhhhhi .....
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This week on Glee: Ryan Murphy is fulfilling every man's dream by having Brittany sing Goodies by Ciara.
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'Now we can be lipstick Lebanese'
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Its a grease lightning!
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What Brittany thinks she said: "I think that the medicinal properties of pot would encourage a furthering of the discussion for the legalization of this drug."

What Brittany actually said: "My cat told me that this is illegal."
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Is it OK that I'm totally looking up your skirt?
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Ah YES one of mine got chosen for once I'm so glad. Think I might lay low for a while and let the other tv.com users take a crack at this.



My love of Nintendo has given me good luck.

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"Let's do something kooky so people will forget that neither of us has anything going on upstairs!"
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"I definitely need to be high to get through this episode."
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"How dare you refuse to allow your songs on my show, Kings of Leon! I am the Lord's gift to humanity! A kid watching this could be convinced to join a glee club, or sing for senior citizens! Or try pot!" --Ryan Murphy
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Rory: Maybe now I'll finally be able to hit the HIGH notes.

Brittany: That wasn't funny an hour ago and it's not funny now!
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You're right, Brittney! Watching a new episode of Glee IS like pulling your own tooth out!
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Maybe some hallucinations will make this show easier to watch.
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maybe if I eat these I'll forget this show exists for a few hours
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So, you're saying that the producers spend so much on copyright clearances that they only have enough wardrobe budget for one costume per character?
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