Open Caption: Glee

Is anyone else having a hard time adjusting to the interim period between Thanksgiving and the December holidays? I want more pie! But you know what helps? Our daily Open Caption contest. You're the constant in my life, people! I couldn't do it without you!

P.S. Even though you're all special, here are the especially special winners from yesterday's contest:


From Vidsignup:
Wilson: "House, what are you doing?"
House: "I'm going to get Cameron to come back."
Wilson: "Why can't you just use the phone?"
House: "That wouldn't be any fun, now would it?"

From docspector:
I've ruled out all possible medical causes for the patient's condition, and I'm left with two possibilities: He's either a werewolf or a vampire. So I put a silver bullet in the clip and this wooden stake in the barrel, and either way I'll cure his condition.

From shre123:
Wilson: House! What on earth are you doing?
House: I'm making a statement. With two different types of lead!

From Im_right_aint_i:
Wilson: Sorry, House, but that's not how you erase a serial number off a gun.


Today's Image: Glee
In tonight's episode, Sue will be hanging with Coach Bieste, who may or may not be crying... again. Also, the episode is called "I Kissed a Girl." Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Bieste sheds some tears when she learns that her next duet includes Ricky Martin
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Bieste: "I just can't stop watching it"

Sue "I actually like Terra Nova"

Bieste: "Thats not what I meant"
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"I don't know what your hand is doing, Sue but... don't stop."
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[singing] "I kissed a girl..."



"Here I am."



"No, you didn't hear me. I said a girl."
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"Is that cherry chapstick on your lips?"



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Sue: "Ah, Schuester. Just wait until you find the cameras I hid in your bedroom... and find out that I'm e-mailing the footage to the entire faculty."



Coach: "Is that a gimp suit?"
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I would have kissed a girl but I'm just so damn heterosexual.
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Sue: Now, if some skinny kid comes around, claiming to be a profiler, just act like I'm some schizo, escaped mental patient. It'll be the best crossover of all time. Are you listening to me?

Coach Bieste: Oh, sorry. I was reliving the time I saw Post Grad. It was so bad!

Sue: Really? I thought it was good, especially since the mom stole the show.
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The million dollar question of the week: who wears the pants in this relationship?
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Coach Bieste: How can they shelve community, cougar town AND cancel One Tree Hill?

Sue: Well.... you'll always have Charlies Angels.

Bieste: but they canceled THAT too!

Sue: I know. now i'm gonna go try to get them to cancel glee.

Bieste: You Shant!

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Sue: "That's right coach, we've been renewed a for another season."
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Sue sings: cry baby by Janis Joplin.

(I'd like to hear that!)
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I totally ate your lunch but I'm better than you so it should come as no surprise. And that's how Sue see it.
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Sue: It's ok I know how you feel. I also would rather be cast in Ryan Murphy's other show than be here.
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Your cat is going to be fine... You still have 30 more to take care of.
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So can I interest you in a Kindle...?
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