Open Caption: Go On

So yesterday one of you asked a brilliant question: What are the "rules" for Open Caption? I have the answer: There are no rules. You could literally submit jibberish and I would consider crowning you the next Open Caption winner—that's just the beauty of the game. Now I'm wishing I actually had a crown to send each winner. Maybe someday... Until then, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From Taccado:

Jay: "You wrote "your beautiful" instead of "you're." My inner grammar Nazi is crying."


From Tim_H:

"Your face when you spent the last ten minutes trying to get high off of non-toxic spray paint."


Homerman92:

Simon: "I feel strange, Have we done this before?"



Today's Image: Go On

Matthew Perry returns to TV! Let's hope he stays there! In NBC's latest Matthew Perry revival, the former Friend plays Ryan—a hyper agressive sportscaster who has had trouble managing his anger every since his wife passed. I mean, listen, if there's any reason to turn into a schmuck, that's probably the most acceptable one. But in the hopes of turning him around, his co-workers push him into grief counseling. In the still below, Ryan (L) chills next to some dude in costume—aka a gymnast—during a session. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Ryan: I'm just trying to think of when this appeared in last night's episode. I watched the episode, but I can't remember this scene.
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Ryan: Look, doc... he says 'pinwheel' is a legitimate superhero JUST before my favourite 'Green Arrow' is about to air. Now how do you think that makes us all feel? I mean, he's captivating to look at, but still!
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Ryan: I don't see what's wrong with the nick-name pinwheel at all!
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Doctor: "Matthew... ahem... 'Ryan', now, are you really wondering why your post-friends popularity has dropped since you took on your new agent?"
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Could this BE anymore uncomfortable?
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Dude: I spent hours squeezing into this lycra gymnast suit and I don't even get a little laugh.... Geeze who died.
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Ryan: Last time, when I said, you should change your look... I meant your BEARD!
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Next in the agenda: Spin the bottle
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Doctor: 'I had someone else with a case like yours, he called his '"friend" Wilfred'
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The recasting of Ross was a great success.
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Welcome to the "I miss FRIENDS" support group
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I'm here because John Orozco beat me out for the Olympic gymnastics team.
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When they asked me if I would be willing to wipe-out the costume and set budget and add it to my own paycheck, I said yes.



I have no regrets.
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Ryan: You're not afraid that someone will give you a wedgie in that costume?

Mr. K: No, I'm actually hoping for it.
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Ryan: I thought coming here would help me overcome my trauma. But now I have one more tragic memory to deal with.
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Ryan: Please be a success, Please be a success. Dude: This one time at gym camp... Ryan Well, I could go back to the Good Wife.
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would anyone like to talk about the cameltoe in the room?
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Ryan: "Who's the weird guy on my left?"

Man in costume: "I'm the equivalent of Zach Galifianakis on an NBC budget."
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Grief counselor (offscreen): Ryan, as I said before, only the person wearing the talking unitard may speak. Wait until Beardo is done and you can have your turn.



Ryan: Would anyone else mind if I just brought a stick for next week?
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Ryan: "So, are you supposed to be the Abed of the bunch?"

Dude in Costume: "No, I'd say I'm more of a Shirley."

Ryan: "Riiiiiiiiiight ..."
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What do you get someone who's grieving the loss of their dignity?
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Guy: How can you not think I'm hot while I'm wearing this collant?!



Ryan: Yeah, you're no Courteney Cox, but you've got a point.
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RYAN: Really, a ribbon pinwheel with a single line of tastefully-spaced rhinestones, and you had to go and offset it? Where is your pride, man??? ... Just, really.
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RYAN: Huh... you're right, this is my fault. I should have been more specific when I suggested the rest of the group come to therapy in sports-themed costumes.



DUDE: Hey, rhythmic gymnastics is in the Olympics now, buddy.



RYAN: I honestly cannot tell which part of that is more disturbing. No, wait, I can, it's clearly your costume.
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Woolly Willy: the series - Produced by and starring Matthew Perry as the guy holding the little magnetic stick, this fall only on NBC!
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Is this REALLY what my career has come to? It's humiliating. I mean, c'mon, co-starring with Matthew Perry?
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Ryan: Could this BE any more awkward?
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Oddly enough, I would have expected more "could this BE..." lines to appear. Yet hardly any.
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See! I could've been in the olympics after all... :\
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My mom made me this cool X-Men costume!
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Do you man-scape too? With facial hair like that I was expecting a lot more hair elsewhere...
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Matthew Perry is not impressed.
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Ryan : McKayla Maroney is not impressed , she grew a beard !
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Patient: What is that?

Ryan: Whatever it is, it can't be any more ridiculous than your outfit, Madonna.
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Dude; 10!



Ryan; Looks more like a 3 1/2
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Olympics aren't over or what?!
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WWE tried its best to climb back up in the ratings after its budget was cut
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Ryan (thinking). Do not make eye contact, do not engage. Pepper spray is in my back pocket if Ineed it.
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I miss Monica...
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This is the worst make-out party ever!
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