Open Caption: Gossip Girl

Holy moly, you guys must really love The Walking Dead (or love to hate it, if the comments on Tim's review are any indication). You came out in record numbers to test your screenwriting skills for last week's Open Caption and I'm so over-the-moon appreciative that I'm going to tell my agent to take you all on as clients. At least I would, if I had one. Here are the winners:


From JamesButko:
Shane: "This is the worst tailgate party I've ever been to."


From myaddow:
Shane: "I wish Maury was here so he could tell us who the father is."


From paplec:
Shane: "Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?"


Honorable Mention:

From crazylegs99:
Shane: "I miss Community"


Today's Image: Gossip Girl

The name of tonight's episode is "Crazy Cupid Love," which suggests an attack by cherubs who've misplaced their meds. If that were the case, they'd certainly be no match for the bitchy stares radiating from the faces of the Constance Billard School alumni. In the still below, Lola (Ella Rae Peck) is approached by Nate (Chace Crawford) to discuss... well, it could be anything, really. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Awesome series
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Lola (thinking): So he's really gonna let me carry this tray by myself? Hmm.. That's why he ain't getting any tonight!
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Last call?
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Nate: (to himself) If she was as gorgeous as I am, I'd do me--er, her.

Lola: (to herself) If he was as gorgeous as he THINKS he is, I'd do him, too.
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nate: lets celebrate because they are finally canceling this god awful show
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Lola: I'm sorry. I can't stop staring at that huge booger in your nose.
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NATE: "No, you heard me right. When I used to go here, I won a battle of the BLANDS."
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Pull my finger.
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Nate: "You know, it's really intimidating to like a girl who looks better in a tie than I do..."
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Nate: So, which Harry Potter character are you supposed to be?

Lola: Why, you want to taste one of my magic potions?

Nate: Nice comeback.
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Ella Rae Peck : Do you think people still watching our show ?

Chace Crawford : I dont know about you bitches , but girls watches this show only to Check me out !
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I met her in a club down in old Soho

Where you drink champagne

It tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola



She walked up to me and she asked me to dance

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice

She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola

*courtesy the Kinks
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Line those up on the table for me and I will rock your world with my glass harp rendition of twinkle twinkle little star.
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Nate: U know what?

Original Charlie: What?

Nate: You are currently our only main storyline, for this season!

Original Charlie: hmm, You need new writers,, I would suggest the 90210 writers but lately they are even worse than ours.
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Lola never got the hang of AA meetings.
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This isn't Harry Potter, you don't have to take 7 movies to kiss me.
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Nate: I have a secret to tell you.

Lola: What is it?

Nate: I peed in all those glasses you're carrying.
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