Open Caption: Gossip Girl, All Grow'd Up

In the race to collect the most gold men at the Oscars last night, it was between Hugo and The Artist, and though both films pay tribute to silent cinema, The Artist took home Best Actor and Best Picture, probably because it paid the BEST tribute to silent cinema. Take that, movies with sound! Here's my prediction: By the year 2015, movies will rely entirely on your Open Caption comments for scripts. Time to get practicing! But first, here are the winners from Friday's contest:


From Taccado:
Billy Crystal, haunted by his Ghost of Oscars Past.


From Miz_Tasha:
And here we see Billy running away from a dinosaur. Unfortunately the Oscars hired Terra Nova's special effects team.


From zackman418:
Billy: "I'm getting too old for this sh*t!"


Today's Image: Gossip Girl

Talk about growing up too fast: In tonight's episode of Gossip Girl, Blair suspects she may have found a loophole in her pre-nup. Ah, it seems like just yesterday the kids on this show were all safe inside the walls of prep school, but alas our favorite graduates are dreaming up real-world schemes. Chuck (pictured left) and Georgina (on the far right) have partnered up on the latest plan. Whatever could they be discussing with Dan (in the middle), below? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Chuck: Don't move, there's a giant ostrage-prostitute standing next to you.
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Chuck: Humphry, How dare you come here without a tie?

Georgina's thinking "These boys are so hooked, am glad I didn't wear a bra today."
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Chuck: Humphry, switch seats with me.... I wanna try to rub up against those!
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Chuck: "Why is she wearing that dress to a funeral? That's not the body we're supposed to be viewing tonight!"
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Chuck (whispering): "There's a ghost following, Georgina."

Dan: "Oh that. Don't worry. She's a ghost whisperer."
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Chuck, whispering to Dan: "You need a hair-cut! And you need it bad, boy!"
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Chuck: "You said there would be Nachos!!"

Dan: "I LIED"
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Georgina: My next scoop is gonna be guy on guy. If I push Dan 30 degrees to his right they are kissing!



[My my, will Blair be jealous! She can finally return to Nate, whom Serena all of a sudden wanted to be with AGAIN! It is like As the world turns in here!]



(Yes, she's a girl, so her mind will go this fast! This is like a split second)
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Dan to Chuck: I'm Antonio Banderas! That makes you Shrek or the donkey. Your choice.
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Dan and Georgina remember to read the cue cards chuck
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Chuck: Remember, there's just one rule; NO EYE CONTACT!
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Dan: Chuck, is that your hand on my ass?
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Chuck: Based on your respective wardrobes, it's surprising that Georgina is the one checking out your cleavage Dan.
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Next up on Gossip Girl, Dan gets scolded by Chuck and Georgina for channeling his inner Marc Anthony.
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Georgina: Whoa too much chest hair there lonely boy.
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Chuck: I know Robert Pattinson says he's too old for Twilight, but you've got to stop acting like Edward. You aren't going to get the part.
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Chuck: Stop trying to look more brooding than us.. we're better at it than you
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Chuck: Don't give Georgina a menu again, when the menu covered her face, it looked like someone bending over the table with their butt-crack showing.
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"Hey, Miami Vice. How about buttoning it up?"
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DId you remember to turn off the stove?
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I shouldn't have also been on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I can't stop staring at his neck... gonna bite it.
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