Open Caption: Grimm

This batch of captions is really special. You each channeled the voice of Ron Swanson, and for a second I thought he'd rigged the whole contest. Here are the winners:

From torque_smacky:
"I remember my first gingerbread house. It was approximately 30 feet tall, coated in around 600 bags of sugar, had working plumbing and electricity, and was adorned with 70-pound giant gumdrops attached with rivets. The children were delicious."

From shre123:
Ron: [In interview] Did I build this ergonomically sound gingerbread house? Yes. Was I aware that Leslie planned to decorate it with structurally ineffective confectionary? ... No. No I was not.

From crazylegs99:
"Christmas is a government sponsored conspiracy to dupe the middle class into emptying their pockets. That being said, this gingerbread house looks scrumptious."


Today's Image: Grimm
In tonight's episode, "The Three Bad Wolves," Nick and Hank will investigate a home explosion and meet this guy, who, quite frankly, does look pretty bad. I'm basing that solely on his outfit, though. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Happy(guy in tank top): Not my Cher Record, now what am I going to listen to on Saturday night when Im feeling pretty!!!
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Nick: Ok once again from the top.

Happy: Well, the guys came over last night with a couple of cases, after we polished off the third one we got the idea to play Frisbee, but we couldn't find one. Then one of them found a "playmore" so we used that instead,

Hank: Hey Nick, why does that box say Claymore?

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"NOT MY SURFIN' BIRD LP!"
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Kids, this is why you should never light your farts.



*cue Smokey the Bear* "Only you can prevent fart fires."
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Nick: "So, Mr. Bluto, you said this all started as a fight between you and the sailor over a woman named "Olive Oyl"?"
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Three things you should never do on set:

1. Walk right in front of the camera

2. Look directly at the camera

3. Miss costume fittings
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Nick: " Is that snow white's casket? Oh wait, wrong show! "
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The friendly round of frisbee suddenly got serious.
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Don't suppose you pigs know a Marshall, named Raylan Givens?
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Nick: Why would Hedley Lamarr care about where the choo-choo goes?

Guy: Don't know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.
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''O my God they killed Kenny''

''You bastards''

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Whoa man, you need to lay off the bean burritos!
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I hate to see what happened to the straw and stick houses...
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Guy: Don't judge me - I had to dig through half my house to find this much. If you'd gotten here five minutes earlier I would've only been wearing this tiny hat.



Hank: Thank God for small favors.
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Guy: "I wore this tanktop to go with this tiny sombrero that I've got here... ."



Hank: "Hey man, we're just here to investigate the house."



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Sir, let's see if I got this straight. You started drinking at 3 pm, you remember nothing of what happened during the night, but when you woke up in the morning by the pool, your clothes and your house had disappeared? Wow, that's what I call one hell of a party!
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Hank: (interrupting guy in tank top) We'd love to hear more about how you catch catfish with your bare hands, but about this explosion...
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The home exploding definitely put a dent our tacky-themed christmas party
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Guy: So I was up here, uh, huffing and puffing...

Nick: Like a wolf?

Guy: If wolves smoke pot...
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Nick: Any witnesses?

Hank: No. None that we could find. The sheriff says this is a pretty isolated area. Right, Sheriff?

Sheriff: That's right. You folks have any other questions?

Nick: Yeah, just one. Where's your uniform, Sheriff?

Sheriff: It's casual Friday.
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Big Guy: the girl at the store said this outfit made me look like a buffer Hugh Jackman

Hank: Awkward...

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Nick: (thought) Am I fat? ... It's ok , It's just holiday weight.

Nick: Hmm... This case is pretty simple. Where are the other two wolf..cof cof... men?

Guy in the middle: (though) hmm,, how does he know about the other two? Is he a spy?? I'll better change to my true face (voluntary of course) and see what happens!

Hank: What other two men Nick? all I see here is a dead girl in a red hood

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"I know his croch is in the shot, just try not to look at it"
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"So, which one of you was stupid enough to think you could actually blow down a brick house?"
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