Open Caption: Guys With Kids

Open Caption is back! And so am I, but that's not really as important. It's captioning we want! After a full week's worth of submissions, I still managed to choose the top three, so here are the winners from last week's contest:


From Mate:

Emma: "I can sing one of my songs!"
Jax: "I can drive off a bridge!"


From Homerman92:

"High School Musical 4: The Biker Years"


From Hitchhiker:

Emma: "Is this really a shortcut to Disneyland?"


Today's Image: Guys With Kids

After all the heat I got for almost forgetting Damages on What to Watch Tonight, I thought I'd try to find a still from tonight's season finale for ya'll. But sadly, DirecTV isn't so good at posting press photos of their shows. Not that surprised, really. So we had to get scrappy and decided to post a still from NBC's new Guys With Kids show, which I'm sure very few of your are excited about, but hey let's still have some fun with those captions, eh? In the still below, Chris (R) and Gary (L) talk to a baby, nbd. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Wow even the stills don't look funny enough to comment on.
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GWC could be a good show, but its wimpy!
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Chris: He's not crying 'cause he's hungry, he's afraid of whatever is crawling across your face.



Gary: Gah!... Why are you pulling on my lips?
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Someday you too will have a carefully groomed "barely there" beard.
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Soooooooo.....this is the new Normal. Right?
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"Did you really name him Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All?"
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Gary: You wanna know a secret? Daddy kills people.



Chris: Surprise mothafucka!



Sorry, I've been watching a lot of Dexter Lately.
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Some cliche poop joke.

LAUGH TRACK



Wait, we're supposed to guess what's happening in the show. right?
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"hopefully this baby won't follow our lead and appear in sitcoms about the tiniest things when he's older"
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Two and a Half Men - San Francisco.
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And this is what happens when one daddy punches another one in the mouth.
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ACTOR JESSE BRADFORD: Hey, Anderson, the script says to stroke the baby's chin, not mine.
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Aww, looook, you're daddy's little career-ender, yes you are, yes you are.
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Gary: Aww, he has your eyes...

Chris: And you have some of his puke...on your chin
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Guy on right: "Remember when I used to be a good actor on shows like 'The Shield'?"

Guy on left: "Be quiet and look at the baby. You want your paycheck, don't you?"
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Gary: There's so much of you in him. You're also soft as a baby's butt."



(By the way, Chris is the one on the left, holding the baby. Gary is on the right.)
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Didn't you kill Law & Order?
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Gary: By the time your one, we'll be on other shows.
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Baby: Thi... thi...

Chris: I think he's trying to say his first word!

Gary: Already?! Wow!

Baby: Thi... This show sucks.

Gary: That's amazing!

Chris: Because he's talking already, or because he already has good taste?
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Gary: Consider yourself lucky, you're too young for this show to be career suicide.
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