Open Caption: Happy Endings

Oh my, I had a feeling this image would bring forth some real gems. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From thescp:
"Okay fine... I'll show you what the producers had to do to the ABC execs to get this show greenlit."


From docspector:
"Wow. For just a minute there, you were the spitting image of Dustin Hoffman."


From Taccado:
This is as close as Amaury Nolasco will ever get to holding a Golden Globe in his hands.


Today's Image: Happy Endings
We've all been there. We've all talked to animals hoping they'll talk back. And lucky for Brad, Max, and Alex, this one might just respond. I'm totally tuning in to find out what this parrot says and to see all the guest-stars in tonight's episode, including Ed Begley Jr., Megan Mullally, and Michael McLean. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Alex: So what do you guys think? I think he gives the store a little something extra.

Brad: Al, that bird is shootin' me fighting eyes. You think I can't take you bird!

Max: Guys...Help me...He has me in a paralyzing parrot stare
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Alex: "What do think of the macaw? He belongs to the pirate I'm dating."

Max: "You're dating Johnny Depp?"
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The macaw: (thinking) "One day you all will rue the day you forgot my sunflower seeds. My fellow feathered friends and I will go all Hitchcock on your asses."
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In tonight's new episode of Happy Endings, Alex enjoys verbally sparring with someone on her intellectual level.
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Bird - You're too fat! Raaark! You're too fat!

Alex - HEY!

Max - *Sigh*. He meant me.
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Not a comment but anyone notice the SHORT CIRCUIT 2 poster on the back of the door in the episode, just before Michael Mckean came in. Michael is IN that movie, kewl little semi hidden meta moment.
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Max: Can you say "Alex"?

Alex: Alex

Max: I was talking to the parrot...
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Max: Is that one of Stan Sitwell's wigs?!?!
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Alex: Polly wanna cracker?

Bird: AAACCCKKK Polly wants 8 points gross!!
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The actors on Happy Endings were left embarrassed, after a parrot proved to have better work ethics than them when it remembered all its lines better than the cast.
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Alex: Yeah. My clothes weren't selling so I'm starting a zoo/circus! How do you like Penny Jane over here?

Bird: singing Penny Jane on the melody of Penny Lane.
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Max - It's looking right at me...starting to freak me out!

Brad - Yeah I know...it's like glaring into your soul

Max - *gasps*
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Uh oh....who left this parrot with Megan Mullally?
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...tastes like chicken.
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"Don't talk back to me, Bird."

(Screech/caw sound) "Don't talk back to me."
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