Open Caption: Haven

Were you just so excited to see Leslie Knope again last night? And how about that John McCain guest appearance? It wasn't quite like the image I posted suggested it would be, but it was still pretty great.

Speaking of great, I have some news that falls toward the opposite side of that spectrum (a.k.a. the "not so great" side): Next week will be my last at TV.com. I've enjoyed working here so much—this site is run by really, really great people, you guys—but I came across an opportunity that couldn't pass up, so I made the difficult decision to say goodbye. As far as what will happen to Open Caption, I'm not entirely sure. It may go on a brief hiatus until the team can find a replacement "host," so to speak, but you can read more on that in Jen's next Letter from the Editor, which will go up today or tomorrow. I'll really miss getting to read your submissions each day! It was truly a joy to start off each morning with a laugh. So thank YOU! Now let's quit blubbering and make the next week of Open Captioning the BEST WEEK EVVEERRRRRR!!!

Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From darkitp:

Leslie: "After 76 years, I finally dragged McCain out of the closet..."
McCain: "Don't ask, don't tell... lol"


From CJ42090:

Leslie: "Hey Senator, do you think Mitt Romney has any chance of winning the election?"
McCain: "Knope!"


From smithinjapan:

Amy Poehler: "I can see Russia from my window, eh, McCain??"


Today's Image: Haven

Hey, did you guys know this show was based on Stephen King's The Colorado Kid? Trivia! Haven returns for its third season tonight and it kicks off with Duke and Nathan looking for Audrey. But back in town, things are starting to get stranger than ever before, which leads many to believe that more disappearances might start to occur. In the still below, Nathan (R) appears to be holding a baseball bat while staring threateningly at Duke (L). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Nathan: "You have something on your face. Let me get it out."
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best of luck C. Killian with the new job,

any chance of getting your old job i lost mine after 22 years .

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Thank you! And I'm so sorry to hear... you never know what'll you'll come across, though, and I do hope you'll find something that surprises you in the best way!
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Duke: It's not MY fault Killian's leaving!

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And yes, Ms. Killian, best of luck in your future endeavors, and you will be greatly missed.
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Awe man, thanks smithinjapan. You will be greatly missed, as well!
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" best game of ring toss EVER"

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"I don't know why they made a series from the only Stephen King book no one has ever heard of either"
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Dude it is so not that big trust me
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Hold still, you've got a spider on your forehead.
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Duke: "I swear I didn't swallow the baseball! I didn't!!"
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"So how do you hold things if you can't feel anything?"



"Ummmm... look, nuts!"
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Nathan: " UH DUDE where's my car & my Girl?"



Duke: " What I didn't still them!!"
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Don't know how to tell you this, but this isn't a baseball bat. See, hands free.
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Bromance this!
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"Welcome to private dental care. say AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"I can prove your a ghost. This bat will go right through you."
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Duke regretted trying to use Nathan to play "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"
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this is the line that duke say before that other guy comes in with the bat,right?
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Nathan- This is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me!

Duke - No crap You wouldn't feel it even if Babe Ruth Hit you with a Bat!
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"I said only I could have a den in my basement! Now you will pay!"
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Nathan: Alright, I'll give you a hug. A hard, fast hug right in the face.
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Nathan : There is a mole on your face , so its Whac-A-Mole TIME ! " Grin "

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I'm telling you, I don't know how that lipstick got there...
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Go ahead! Whack it as hard as you like! I'm telling you, this new athletic cup is AWESOME!
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Duke: Look Nathan, I know what your Trouble is... So when you say 'this won't hurt' I don't believe you!
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Nathan: You made it to third base with my girl?! Now I'm going to bat a home run with your balls!
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Nathan: Stay very still, there's a fly on your cheek.



Duke: Um, I've got a fly swatter in the kitchen.



Nathan: There's no time!
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"Whoa dude...i'm just here to borrow some sugar. After all, I am your neighbor"
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It's time for a change of formula...

Dead is Dead!
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