Open Caption: Hawaii Five-0's Flashback

Welcome back, Open Captioners. I hope you celebrated your Saint Patrick's Days responsibly. I know I sure did should have. By the way, I'm glad I'm not alone in my hankering for old-school TGIF caption contests. Keep your eyes out and we may just surprise you one of these days. In the meantime, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From shre123:

Kenny "Whoa, whoa, guys! You gotta buy tickets to the gun show before you can touch these bazookas."


From MicahSmith3:

Kenny "This whole outfit was supposed to rip away. Come on, guys, help me rip this off!"


From FringeFanatic:

Kenny "Apollo Creed would never have been treated like this!"



Today's Image: Hawaii Five-0

Speaking of old-school shows, remember when Ed Asner played art smuggler August March in the original Hawaii Five-0 back in 1975? No? That's okay, he was only in one episode. But tonight he's back! In "Kalele (Faith)," Steve calls upon the former smuggler to stage a sting—and footage from Asner's original episode will air, providing nostalgic flashbacks for everyone over 50. In the still below, August March (Asner) makes a scene. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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It's an earthquake in Hawaii, and we're all sliding into the ocean!
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No, I just take flowerpot for medicinal purposes. Why do you ask?
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You got spunk, young man. I HATE spunk.
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March : Freeze , Or I WILL Deflower You !
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Note to self: Never piss off Ed Asner!
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Guy w/ gun: "Mom, always said that pot was going to be the death of me."
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March: "Young man, you need to stop and smell the flowers!" *hits him with the flower pot*
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March : Book 'em, Flower !
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August: that voodoo course at the senior's centre really works!! You are now this flower pot... SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE!!!
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Drop the gun! I have flowers!
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March: This does not impress me.



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March: Dance monkey, dance!

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YOU SHALL NOT PLANT!
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"Hey Freakazoid, you wanna go watch a bear ride a unicycle?"
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In the 60's I learned that flower power wins over guns any day!
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Ed Asner: So you think you can dance? Keep dreaming, Ellen! (throws flower pot at thug)
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Flower Power is back bitch
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March: Brings a plant to a gunfight, and wins.
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Asian Thug: Gimme your cash, old man!

August: Kid, you ever see Captain Planet?

Asian Thug: Whaa? Yea, why?

*slams plant into face*

August: Earth, b****!
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REPENT, ASIAN! REPENT!
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The power of plant compels you!
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Dr. Bruce Banner might be getting old, but he is not losing his touch!
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August March : I don't want this asian guy , i want that guy from "LOST"



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John Woo's idea of tableau art.
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Beware my power, Lou Grant's fright.
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In MY day, our extras would ALL react to a scene like this. The guy in the purple and blue shirt is the only one earning his pay check.

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Seriously, the guy in the hat... AND the guy way off to the left... don't seem to be reacting at all to a gun-wielding psycho being taken out by a center-piece-wielding octogenarian.
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August March: Bah! I didn't order this!

Evil Hawaiian(?): Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah! Mama-say mama-sah ma-ma-coo-sah!
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You should know better than to bring a gun to a flower-fight!
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This is what I get for not going to Red Lobster.
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August: It really helps the flow of the room if you put the plant HERE!



Thug: Whoa! it gives the place a whole difference energy!
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Everybody Dance now!
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Ed: "Waiter, there is some lettuce in my steak!"

Asian man(brandishing gun): EAT IT !!!
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Hey, I didn't wait 37 years to come back and just get shot!
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