Open Caption: HBO's Girls

Congratulations, you survived another week of open captioning! That's saying a lot, especially if you survive through the end of the day—because it's Friday the 13th!!!!. Spooky, right? I didn't even think about that as I started this stream-of-consciousness intro. But so long as we all stick to our superstitions, I think we'll be just fine. Speaking of spooky, here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From jaynashvil:

Pauly D: "If we're going back to your place, we'd better hurry. My 15 minutes are almost over."


From FringeFanatic:

Pauly D (inner monologue): "It could be worse... at least she's not Snooki."


From qbe_64:

Pauly D: "You any good in bed, baby?"
Girl: "Well I don't want to prosti-toot my own horn, but I kind of do this professionally."



Today's Image: Girls

HBO's newest hipster dramedy about a group of girls in Brooklyn, NY takes flight this coming Sunday. The series follows the girls through their dysfunctional relationships with boys, each other, and themselves. In the pilot, bohemian globe-trotter Jessa (Jemima Kirke) returns to NYC and reunites with main-character Hannah (Lena Dunham), an aspiring writer whose just been cut off from her parents, and Hannah's roommate, Marnie (Allison Williams, daughter of Brian Williams—yes, that Brian Williams). In the still below, Marnie (left) sits on the lap of her boyfriend, Charlie (Chris Abbott, center), who she's growing bored with, while Jessa (right) gazes off at something off-screen. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Apr 14, 2012
HBO soon learned that an edgy Three's Company reboot was a bad idea.
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Apr 14, 2012
Commercial VO: "Meet the least interesting man in the world."
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Apr 14, 2012
Nice! Are you a Bill Maher watcher, by any chance?
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Apr 14, 2012
Thanks! I've only watched an episode or two of Politically Incorrect many moons ago.
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Apr 14, 2012
Charlie (thinking): "This is the most depressing threesome slash birthday party I've ever been to.'
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Apr 14, 2012
Neutral Milk Hotel: The perfect party music.
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Apr 14, 2012
Charlie: Anyone care to join? We're having an ironic three way.
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Apr 14, 2012
Charlie: "I miss my Pabst Blue Ribbon days, when life was simpler and threesomes were easier."
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Apr 14, 2012
Charlie: "If wine is for smart people, and I've drunk it all evening, why do I feel so clueless around you women?"
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Apr 14, 2012
Jessa: "Do you guys ever feel like the hipster subculture signifies a cultural mythology and a crystallization of a mass-mediated stereotype generated to understand, categorize, and marketize indie consumer culture?"



Marnie and Charlie (in unison): "Wha?"
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Apr 14, 2012
Marnie (thinking): My God, does he use a whole bottle of gel in his hair?



Charlie (thinking): Is this pinot? I think it's pinot. It's definately red....



Jessica (thinking): I could really.....SQUIRREL!!
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Apr 14, 2012
Charlie: (Inner monolouge): Wow this Pauly D starter kit really works!!

Jessica: Do we fist pump now or later?
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Apr 13, 2012
Two Girls and a Guy, the PC friendly version.
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