Open Caption: Hot in Cleveland

Come one, come all, folks, to the biggest attraction this side of the Mississippi. Well, it's an attraction, anyway. The race to the spotlight on The River's Open Caption shot has been decided. (It was a photo finish —drumroll?) Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From Loooooooooooost:

Lincoln: "I don't get it, all I see are 5 white people staring at a laptop."

Editor's Note: Well played on the meta angle!


From ben45tpy:

Tess: "We've been staring at this for five hours, maybe you should try turning it on."


From Writerpatrick:

Magus Crew: "Hey look! There's a sale on cameras!"


Today's Image: Hot In Cleveland

I'm not sure if anyone watches this show (is it any good?), but I figured we should take a moment to board the Betty White train and check in on her latest gig. In tonight's episode, "Hot and Heavy," Victoria invests in a fat suit and joins Overeaters Anonymous in an attempt to win a Newsie Award. Elka tags along, too, claiming she was once 600 pounds heavier. What a couple of liars! What insignificant goals they have! In the still below, Victoria hits on a man at the bar. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Victoria: "Like what you see?"



Man: "Do I have a choice? I can't really see anything else."



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Victoria: "I'm trying out for CBS' reboot of Jake and the Fatman, Jake and the Fatwoman."
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man : did you eat a baby or are you pregnant ?
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Victoria: "You may throw barbs at me, sir, but, at least, I can lose my weight. You can't lose the boot that I'm about to shove up your ass."
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Victoria: You like to fish?

Man: Sure.

Victoria: Well, fish around. I'm sure there something here you'll like.
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Guy : what a huge belly , lady !

Victoria : do you want my husband to make you one ? I'm pregnant asshole!
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Man: By Cleveland standards she's an 8.
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are you going to eat those nuts?
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Man : I used to be a chubby chaser since Chaz Bono was Chastity Bono .. i scared that girl until she decided to be a man !
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Man: Wrong set Kirstie. The Cheers reunion is next door.
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Are we doing a star wars theme this week?
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Man: As weird as this may seem, I'm kinda diggin the "bouncing castle"-style.
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Paul celebrates the fact that his overt sexual attraction to Grimmace may finally payoff...
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Man: Seriously, a golf ball through a garden hose??
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Man: If beauty were a drop of milk, you would be a cow.
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Victoria: "I used to weigh 600 pounds more, I've lost a ton of weight."

Man: "Please go away from me."
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Man : i though Cleveland was a fat black guy with a mustache .

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Man: Kirstie Alley?
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Man: WOW! You look HOT!

Victoria: You have no idea how much!
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Victoria: Hey buddy! My eyes are UP HERE!

Man: You mean there's more of you? How big are you??
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Man, thinking: "I hate Mike & Molly."
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Man: OA, you say? Overeaters Anonymous?

Victoria: No, Overweight Abortions. My baby is making me fat, I'm having it removed.
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