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It's hard to remember back to when we posted this contest... all that pie must have addled our brains. Anyway, here are the standout winners from last Wednesday's contest:

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Today's Image: House
In tonight's episode, House demonstrates his... trick pencil sharpener?

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Find me another hot co-star or your writing days are over
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Hey you're the one who asked for a demonstration of what goes on in jail...
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House: "Now pay attention because this is very important... have you ever heard of a lead suppository?"
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Wilson: Don't you dare shoot that thing at me!

And guess what House does.......
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Well you see Wilson, when mommies and daddies want children, daddy takes his.....uhh.....pencil and puts it in her.....uhh..... her gun barrel. Then they pull the trigger and BLAM, a baby is born!
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House: "What? My paintball got stuck."
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Wilson: "House, what are you doing?"

House: "I'm going to get Cameron to come back."

Wilson: "Why can't you just use the phone?"

House: "That wouldn't be any fun, now would it?"
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Hugh: "I found this in the writers' office. Tell me, Robert, are they killing me off?"
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"Write me a vicodin script and I'll let you fire this at any part of my body that you want."
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Wilson : Sorry House but that's not how you erase a serial number off a gun.
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Robert Sean Leonard: "Is that payback for last season's finale?"

Hugh Laurie: "Just call it "insurance"."
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House: And this is how I sharp me pencils!
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House: haven't you heard? David Yates is looking for someone to be in his new DW and I'm auditioning for it.
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If only we had Peter Sellers, then we'd be a hoot.
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Wilson: House! What on earth are you doing?



House: I'm making a statement. With two different types of lead!
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After being caught pretending to be a cowboy, House quickly came up with an explanation for what he was doing.
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I'm "gun"na sharpen your pencil.
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The hospital have come up with a new way around stationary theft.
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House - "Mine's bigger!.."
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House: Have you gotten this year's influenza vaccine? Because this shot is guaranteed to make you 100% immune against everything, including life.
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This is my new invention. I call it "gun pencil".
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"Would you rather I just sharpen this pencil, or should I shoot it into my head now so we can end this horrible season?"
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House: Some say a pen is mightier than a sword. I can tell you that it is, at least when it's shot out of gun.
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House: I had to fire the anaesthesiologists, and now I do her job. This is my patented stun-gun. Works like a charm every time.
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AT LEAST ... it's not my trick q-tip.
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Give me the drugs or your favourite pencil gets it.
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"This is nothing. You should see what my fake assault rifle can do."
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"I would have gotten a real one, but this will scare everyone just as much, without violating my parole. "
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House: Want to see a magic trick? I'm going to make this pencil fly across the room.
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