Open Caption: How I Met Your Mother

Thank you, all of you, for the well wishes last Friday. I can't believe it's my last week of Open Caption! Eek! Let's make this one count, eh? Here are the winners from Friday's contest:


From qbe_64:

Nathan: "Stay very still, there's a fly on your cheek."
Duke: "Um, I've got a fly swatter in the kitchen."
Nathan: "There's no time!"


From Taccado:

Nathan: "You made it to third base with my girl?! Now I'm going to bat a home run with your balls!"


From AllanHarvey1:

Nathan: "This is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me!"
Duke: "No crap—you wouldn't feel it even if Babe Ruth hit you with a bat!"


Today's Image: How I Met Your Mother

I feel like this show hasn't been on in forever—and yet, I feel like it's always on. Countless hours of syndication will do that, I guess. In tonight's Season 8 return, Barney and Robin are preparing for their walk down the isle—but each of them worries the other will get cold feet, making for the most depressing pre-wedding jitters known to man. In the still below the gang stands around while Barney shows them... something Barney would most definitely show them. From left to right it's: Barney, Quinn, Robin, Marshall, and Lily. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: I'm here to teach him how to unhook these things. If he doesn't start early, he'll never get it down!
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: Who put this with the kids toys and not the adult toys again?
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: Now, Quinn... you KNOW my orientation, so stop slipping these under my pillow!

Quinn: Sorry, Barney. Not my size.

Marshall (thinking): I think I just shat myself.
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Sep 25, 2012
Someone left their dirty bra in the living room...I now have to conduct a TSA pat-down of each of you to determine the culprit.
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Sep 25, 2012
Good luck with everything btw. Gonna be sad too see you leave the contest! Thanks for the wins =)
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Sep 25, 2012
Thanks, Homerman92! I appreciate that. And you deserved all of those wins!
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Sep 25, 2012
Quinn: "Did you just take that off without even touching me?!"
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: To master the art of bra-unhooking, it is crucial to start early. I take it upon me to teach your son this. It is going to be.. Legen.. wait for it.. DARY!
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: Haaaaaave you met Quinn's bra?
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Sep 25, 2012
Guys there is something i need to tell you all
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Sep 25, 2012
BARNEY: What, taking off one of these leads to one of... those??? 'Who's your daddy?' Not... wait for it... me!
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Sep 25, 2012
BARNEY: I searched all over but couldn't find the baby's roo... oh, here you all are, you're not in Lily's underwear drawer after all.
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: Whoever fits this bra is the murderer!!!

Robin: This is why we got kicked off the murder mystery cruise.
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: "Lily, I'd like to give your son this gift: The first bra I took off a woman."
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: Lily, Marshall. I promise I won't sleep with your daughter until she can adequately fill out this bra.



Lily: Barney, we had a boy.



Barney: Okay, Quinn take this bra, go pick up a school girl uniform and meet me at my place in 15 minutes. Robyn, you can come too.
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Sep 25, 2012
Barney: I tested your bra Quinn, and I was right; my boobs are bigger than yours.
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Sep 24, 2012
Barney : First thing we should teach the child is how to unhook the bra , Robin do your civic duty and Wear this !
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Sep 24, 2012
Barney: OK Marshall, new bet. Looser has to year THIS for a year, instead of the Ducky Tie
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