Ahoy, mateys! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of New Ordinary Family's Jim Powell (Michael Chiklis) going head-to-head with a totaled car. These captions, er, were the strongest.
... From stlkid1983:
What?! Undercovers got canceled?
... From Neksmater:
Darn child-locks, never work when you need them to!
... From dumbsaint:
Dude, I know American cars suck, but come on!
... From Geek_Queen:
Dennis Haysbert: "It looks like mayhem has struck, again. Too bad Jim didn't have AllState."
... From merlinturler:
Has "Cash For Clunkers" expired yet?
Up next: This shot of How I Met Your Mother's Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) having some fun with The Captain (Kyle MacLachlan). Post your best caption idea in the comments!
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Captain: Look! Barney's coming to join us on the boat! Ted thinking: OMG...I'm...not...wearing...my...suit..
The Captain: "And then I've said 'yupikaey, you madaflipper' ".
"Haaave you met Ted?"
hey, it's Ted
hey, it's Ted
IT'S ALIVE!!!!
Ted: *gasp* Stop using the force on me!
Whatta ya think of my new song and dance act?
"You're the younger version of Bob Saget (narrator)? Out of my way! Man over board!"
Captain: "I'm the 'Captain', I'll save her! You stay here."Ted: "Me? OK."
I know how Ted met his wife and I am gonna tell the whole world right now!
This boat trip will be legend - wait for it - damn, what was the word again??
Aah we are heading straight to the Statue of Liberty
Luau! If you're hungry for hunk of fat and juicy meat,Eat my buddy, Ted, here 'cause he is a treat! Come on down and dine, on a tasty swine,all you gotta do is get in line.Are ya achin'?Yup Yup YupFor some bacon?Yup Yup YupHe's a big pig,Yup YupYou can be a big pig too! Oy!...
Oh my god, this is the entrance to the red room!
If one more person tells me your show is funny, I'm going overboard!
SHAZAM!!!!! Captain:"ted you are now pregnant with my child"
JAZZ HANDS!!
"I think I'm inlove with you.."Captain: " WHAT!?"
Previously on How I Met Your Desperate Housewife Mother...
Captain: "Just take my wife, she's annoys me! Make her the mother of your children and I will jump off my boat, because it will be the end of the show anyway!"
Captain: "Sandworms! Hit the deck!" Ted: "But we're on the ocean." "And what do you think is on the bottom of the ocean? Sand! Now fear the Great Maker!"
Look, look, it's Laura Palmer.
The Captain: "Look! Interpretive dance with jazz hands!" Ted: "Oh no.....not AGAIN!"
The Captain: "Ted! I'm on top of the WORLD!"Ted: "No. No you're not. And that movie sucked... should I be worried we might be taking on water?"
Now this is how Dexter gets rid of bodies
- Emphasis! Drama!! Energy!!! This this is the way you should dance "Thriller"- OMG. I realize it now
"Like this -- step, 2, 3, and change, step, 2, 3, ballchange. Now Fossey..."
HIMYM's first spinoff: "How I Met Your Flamboyant High School Drama Coach"
How I Met Your Mother Season 23... "Ted my boy, it's gonna be legen -- WAIT FOR IT! OW! I think I broke my hip. Take me to the hospital so they can prescribe me some painkillers which will then cause me to develop an unfortunate case of flatulence so I'll have to be careful to avoid -- dairy. LEGENDARY!
"Kids. Did I ever tell you the story of how I met your other father?"
And now.......The Amazing Moronno will dive off this platform into a six inch bowl of water!!!
The Captain: Ted, hurry, the Victoria's Secret Party Yacht is getting wild!Ted: Ah man, I didn't get the just rolled out of bed look perfect today
"I'm sorry Charlotte! He means nothing! It was the only way I could get a stiff breeze under the sail!"
The Captain :Ted has a crush on my wife, he's going to marry her just to see how audience will react and then change the whole story line again.Ted: ahhhhhhh am i that predictable?
Ted, have you ever watched gladiator movies...
"Two beavers are better than one, ask anyone... take it, Ted..."
Kids, did I ever tell you about the time I assumed Ted Mosby's identity after he "fell" off my boat?
Captain: oh look! a nude beach!Ted: ill keep my clothes, thanks.
Take him jaws junior
The Captain: "Got a little Captain in you?" Ted: "No, and I plan to keep it that way."
"Kids. I am your mother" NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ted: "Geez, man, warn me when you're going to do your Regis Philbin impersonation! I think my heart just stopped!"
It's your kids, Teddy!
"Now, if you order right now, you can get Ted Mosley for only 999.99!"
"Hello my baby, hello my darling hello my ragtime girl" (Ted thinking to himself) "Please dont kill me and chop me into pieces like an episode of Dexter"
"OMG is that a lolcat? I LOVE lolcatz!!!"
Time to jump from one 'Peak' to another.