Open Caption: How I Met Your Mother (November 29)

Ahoy, mateys! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of New Ordinary Family's Jim Powell (Michael Chiklis) going head-to-head with a totaled car. These captions, er, were the strongest.

... From stlkid1983:
What?! Undercovers got canceled?

... From Neksmater:
Darn child-locks, never work when you need them to!

... From dumbsaint:
Dude, I know American cars suck, but come on!

... From Geek_Queen:
Dennis Haysbert: "It looks like mayhem has struck, again. Too bad Jim didn't have AllState."

... From merlinturler:
Has "Cash For Clunkers" expired yet?

Up next: This shot of How I Met Your Mother's Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor) having some fun with The Captain (Kyle MacLachlan). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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Dec 06, 2010
Captain: Look! Barney's coming to join us on the boat! Ted thinking: OMG...I'm...not...wearing...my...suit..
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Dec 04, 2010
The Captain: "And then I've said 'yupikaey, you madaflipper' ".
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Dec 03, 2010
"Haaave you met Ted?"
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Dec 02, 2010
hey, it's Ted
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Dec 02, 2010
hey, it's Ted
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Dec 02, 2010
IT'S ALIVE!!!!
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Dec 02, 2010
Ted: *gasp* Stop using the force on me!
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Dec 01, 2010
Whatta ya think of my new song and dance act?
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Dec 01, 2010
"You're the younger version of Bob Saget (narrator)? Out of my way! Man over board!"
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Dec 01, 2010
Captain: "I'm the 'Captain', I'll save her! You stay here."
Ted: "Me? OK."
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Dec 01, 2010
I know how Ted met his wife and I am gonna tell the whole world right now!
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Dec 01, 2010
This boat trip will be legend - wait for it - damn, what was the word again??
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Dec 01, 2010
Aah we are heading straight to the Statue of Liberty
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Dec 01, 2010
Luau! If you're hungry for hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Eat my buddy, Ted, here 'cause he is a treat! Come on down and dine, on a tasty swine,
all you gotta do is get in line.
Are ya achin'?
Yup Yup Yup
For some bacon?
Yup Yup Yup
He's a big pig,
Yup Yup
You can be a big pig too! Oy!...
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Nov 30, 2010
Oh my god, this is the entrance to the red room!
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Nov 30, 2010
If one more person tells me your show is funny, I'm going overboard!
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Nov 30, 2010
SHAZAM!!!!! Captain:"ted you are now pregnant with my child"
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Nov 30, 2010
JAZZ HANDS!!
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Nov 30, 2010
"I think I'm inlove with you.."

Captain: " WHAT!?"
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Nov 30, 2010
Previously on How I Met Your Desperate Housewife Mother...
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Nov 30, 2010
Captain: "Just take my wife, she's annoys me! Make her the mother of your children and I will jump off my boat, because it will be the end of the show anyway!"
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Nov 30, 2010
Captain: "Sandworms! Hit the deck!" Ted: "But we're on the ocean." "And what do you think is on the bottom of the ocean? Sand! Now fear the Great Maker!"
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Nov 30, 2010
Look, look, it's Laura Palmer.
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Nov 30, 2010
The Captain: "Look! Interpretive dance with jazz hands!" Ted: "Oh no.....not AGAIN!"
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Nov 30, 2010
The Captain: "Ted! I'm on top of the WORLD!"
Ted: "No. No you're not. And that movie sucked... should I be worried we might be taking on water?"
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Nov 30, 2010
Now this is how Dexter gets rid of bodies
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Nov 30, 2010
- Emphasis! Drama!! Energy!!! This this is the way you should dance "Thriller"
- OMG. I realize it now
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Nov 30, 2010
"Like this -- step, 2, 3, and change, step, 2, 3, ballchange. Now Fossey..."
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Nov 30, 2010
HIMYM's first spinoff: "How I Met Your Flamboyant High School Drama Coach"
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Nov 30, 2010
How I Met Your Mother Season 23... "Ted my boy, it's gonna be legen -- WAIT FOR IT! OW! I think I broke my hip. Take me to the hospital so they can prescribe me some painkillers which will then cause me to develop an unfortunate case of flatulence so I'll have to be careful to avoid -- dairy. LEGENDARY!
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Nov 30, 2010
"Kids. Did I ever tell you the story of how I met your other father?"
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Nov 30, 2010
And now.......The Amazing Moronno will dive off this platform into a six inch bowl of water!!!
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Nov 30, 2010
The Captain: Ted, hurry, the Victoria's Secret Party Yacht is getting wild!
Ted: Ah man, I didn't get the just rolled out of bed look perfect today
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Nov 30, 2010
"I'm sorry Charlotte! He means nothing! It was the only way I could get a stiff breeze under the sail!"
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Nov 29, 2010
The Captain :Ted has a crush on my wife, he's going to marry her just to see how audience will react and then change the whole story line again.
Ted: ahhhhhhh am i that predictable?
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Nov 29, 2010
Captain: oh look! a nude beach!
Ted: ill keep my clothes, thanks.
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Nov 29, 2010
Take him jaws junior
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Nov 29, 2010
The Captain: "Got a little Captain in you?" Ted: "No, and I plan to keep it that way."
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Nov 29, 2010
"Kids. I am your mother" NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Nov 29, 2010
Ted: "Geez, man, warn me when you're going to do your Regis Philbin impersonation! I think my heart just stopped!"
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Nov 29, 2010
It's your kids, Teddy!
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Nov 29, 2010
"Now, if you order right now, you can get Ted Mosley for only 999.99!"
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Nov 29, 2010
"Hello my baby, hello my darling hello my ragtime girl" (Ted thinking to himself) "Please dont kill me and chop me into pieces like an episode of Dexter"
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Nov 29, 2010
"OMG is that a lolcat? I LOVE lolcatz!!!"
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Nov 29, 2010
Time to jump from one 'Peak' to another.
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