Open Caption is Back, Ya'll! Take Your Best Shot at This Photo of New Girl's Zooey Deschanel and H8R's Mario Lopez Dancing on Extra

YO YO, CHECK IT! Open Caption, the series in which we post a TV-related photo and you provide us with your most insightful, potential Pulitzer prize-winning captions, is back and in effect. We thought we'd ease you back into swing of things with this snap of H8R host Mario Lopez and perpetually quirky New Girl star Zooey Deschanel working on their dance moves on the set of Extra. I like to think Mario is teaching Zooey this hot A.C. Slater dance routine from Saved By the Bell.

Anyway, go forth post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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everyday I'm shufflin'
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Master Deschanel (left) teaching entry-level course in adorability and awkwardness. Apprentice Lopez is taking note of how to properly execute the Chicken Dance.
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Mario: So Fork goes in LEFT hand??

Jess: Not sure, I'm still using spoons!
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"row row row your boat, gently down the stream!!!!"
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"And in other news...no... wait...that cant be right;; Step Up 4 : Fake It Till` You Make It"???
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Zoe - Ahhhhhhh A C Slateeeeeer! Yum!
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Jess: "Come on! Bom - chicka - wah - waaah!!"
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Mario: So Zoey I'm looking for celebrities for this show I'm hosting, I think you would be great in it. What do you have to do? Oh nothing just do this exact dance and you should be golden.
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Willing to dance for new gig
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This is called the cancellation dance
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MARIO: Don't look now, but I think someone just stole our jetpacks!
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"Z-list twins powers... activate!"
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Zooey: Aww, Hey Mario- I think the woman in the purple likes you.

Mario: Just... keep... dancing.
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"And Thats how you do the "Chicken Dance'!!
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Mario - "OK, on the count of 3, elbows to their unsuspecting smiling faces and whoever knocks out the most teeth wins. Ready, 1...2..."

Zooey - "AWHHH YAH BIATCH"
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Hmm, somehow I don't think Mario and Zooey's new exercise video will catch on.
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Wow, who knew the hokey-pokey drew such a crowd! Street dancing', kickin' it old school.
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Zooey and Mario soon learned that flash mobs don't work so well in groups of two.
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Mario" And that's my impression of Garth's Foxy dance from Wayne's World"



Zoey" Oh my god does he ever stop talking"
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Mario: "This is my happy dance when I found out Fringe got renewed, maybe some day you can try it."



Zooey: "I think a full season pickup warrants at least a try"
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Mario: I'm tellin' ya it works every time. Ya pull the reins in really tight like this and then ya kick him hard in the haunchs. The tail goes up and he set down a HUGE flop every time!!
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Cabbage patch time yall!
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You better use those legs, Zooey. A bunch of TV.com users are coming to break them for screwing with their Dead Pool list.



Mario, this is your final warning.
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(Zooey whispers in Mario's ear): Making yourself look like Eddie Cibrian won't get you're show cancelled sooner. Be patient. Freedom is on the horizon.
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Zooey: Focusing on radiating gamma rays of cuteness.



Mario: Hoping the bell will save him before anyone notices his one abnormally large sweat patch.
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"I can pull my Mom jeans up this high."
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Zooey: "haha, my show won't get cancelled on it's first season"



Mario: "i'll punch you, bitch"
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Zooey: " Are the viewers tired of us yet?"



Mario: "just keep dancing"
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(girl in purple) "damn look at that ass"
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How do I get that strange belt off her strange pants?
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You're right Mario. My precious hipsterness makes me want to heimlich myself too.
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Who's the girl that hates me? It's Jess!!!

No wait, all girls hate me!
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"Now all we need is someone to bang two halves of a coconut together and we're all set!"
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Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
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"I think we may be the two most annoyingly adorable people on TV."
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"Shakin' like a polaroid pic-ture! Who's shakin?! It's Jess!"
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"Row, row, row your boat!"
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