I love any day when we get to joke about drinking blood and "wolfing out." And so, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:
Look, if you plug the coffee pot with blood one more time, I will go wolf like you've never seen wolf before!
From ZeroCals:
Aidan: Josh, we need to talk about the last time you "wolfed out."
Josh: Get off my back, Aidan! I already told you I'd pick up the mess I made in the front yard.
Aidan: I'm just saying... those were my good shoes.
From Left4Ed:
Josh: Five dollar footlongs! It's amazing!
Aidan: ...
Today's Image: Justified
In tonight's episode, Carla Gugino (of Entourage and Mr. Popper's Penguins fame) stars as a lady from Raylan's past. And she's his new colleague. And no doubt drama of the romantic variety will ensue. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
Carla: This is the longest anyone's looked me in the eyes since I hit puberty.....
Raylan: "You two look like a poor man's Mulder and Scully. Are you here for an alien or something?" (laughs)
Middle Guy: "Actually, yes, we are. Our reports say he's been hiding out in that corner office for months."
Sports Announcer: "It's the end of another intense round of Raylan Says. Who will win? Who will be eliminated? Stay tuned, we'll be right back after this preview of Musical Chairs- Deathmatch."
Guy in the middle (thinking to himself): You know, if it weren't for this caption, no one would even know I'm on this show.
Raylan: We're a perfect match. I'm wearing a ten gallon hat, and you're wearing ten gallon hair!
Raylan: You know, Elmore Leonard wrote a book about a woman US marshall. You'd be great in the part, if they ever make it into a TV show.
Karen: Um, yeah....
Guy in the middle: Awkward
Raylan: Can you believe ABC canceled Karen Sisco after the success I'm having right now?
"Well maybe MY HAT thinks YOU'RE stupid. Ever think about that?"
Carla: I don't have to take this unprofessionalsim! I got offered a role by the bad guy from Die Hard 4 to guest star in his show!
Timothy: Carla, that was me...and this is the show I offered you.
"Why is there a photo of us in a caption contest? We're not doing anything!"
Raylan: "What's this?"
Woman: "What's what?"
Raylan sticks out his hand revealing the infamous circle made with his fingers.
Woman: "Dammit!"
Raylan punches her two swift times in the arm, then politely wipes them clean.
Raylan: Everything been all good, Goodall?
Karen: ...
Raylan: I know, I know. I hated myself as soon as I said it.
Raylan: So you're telling me that you've never had to shoot anyone... and you're proud of that?
Woman: Yes, Mr. Givens, I am.
Raylan: Huh, next thing you'll be saying is that you don't like my Stetson...
Woman: I don't.
Raylan and Upset-looking Bystander: ...
You're tyring to tell me you like the prequels better!?
Stop staring at my ID badge!
A very important and serious conversation ... said the hat
Raylan: You do the Hokey Pokey AND turn yourself around?
Karen Goodall: That's what it's all about.
Rylan: Okay, let me get this straight, you had a child with The Comedian? What is the world of masked avengers coming to?
Karen Goodall: OK, having a cowboy hat is a good start. You get points for authenticity. But if you're going to line dance, it all starts with putting your hands to your waist like this.