Open Caption: Justified

I love any day when we get to joke about drinking blood and "wolfing out." And so, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From DeborahKaiser:
Look, if you plug the coffee pot with blood one more time, I will go wolf like you've never seen wolf before!


From ZeroCals:
Aidan: Josh, we need to talk about the last time you "wolfed out."
Josh: Get off my back, Aidan! I already told you I'd pick up the mess I made in the front yard.
Aidan: I'm just saying... those were my good shoes.


From Left4Ed:
Josh: Five dollar footlongs! It's amazing!
Aidan: ...


Today's Image: Justified
In tonight's episode, Carla Gugino (of Entourage and Mr. Popper's Penguins fame) stars as a lady from Raylan's past. And she's his new colleague. And no doubt drama of the romantic variety will ensue. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Carla: This is the longest anyone's looked me in the eyes since I hit puberty.....
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Raylan: "You two look like a poor man's Mulder and Scully. Are you here for an alien or something?" (laughs)



Middle Guy: "Actually, yes, we are. Our reports say he's been hiding out in that corner office for months."
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Sports Announcer: "It's the end of another intense round of Raylan Says. Who will win? Who will be eliminated? Stay tuned, we'll be right back after this preview of Musical Chairs- Deathmatch."
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Guy in the middle (thinking to himself): You know, if it weren't for this caption, no one would even know I'm on this show.
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Raylan: We're a perfect match. I'm wearing a ten gallon hat, and you're wearing ten gallon hair!
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Raylan: You know, Elmore Leonard wrote a book about a woman US marshall. You'd be great in the part, if they ever make it into a TV show.

Karen: Um, yeah....

Guy in the middle: Awkward
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Raylan: Can you believe ABC canceled Karen Sisco after the success I'm having right now?
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"Well maybe MY HAT thinks YOU'RE stupid. Ever think about that?"
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Carla: I don't have to take this unprofessionalsim! I got offered a role by the bad guy from Die Hard 4 to guest star in his show!

Timothy: Carla, that was me...and this is the show I offered you.
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"Why is there a photo of us in a caption contest? We're not doing anything!"
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Raylan: "What's this?"

Woman: "What's what?"

Raylan sticks out his hand revealing the infamous circle made with his fingers.

Woman: "Dammit!"

Raylan punches her two swift times in the arm, then politely wipes them clean.
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Raylan: Everything been all good, Goodall?

Karen: ...

Raylan: I know, I know. I hated myself as soon as I said it.
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Raylan: So you're telling me that you've never had to shoot anyone... and you're proud of that?

Woman: Yes, Mr. Givens, I am.

Raylan: Huh, next thing you'll be saying is that you don't like my Stetson...

Woman: I don't.

Raylan and Upset-looking Bystander: ...
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You're tyring to tell me you like the prequels better!?
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Stop staring at my ID badge!
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A very important and serious conversation ... said the hat
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Raylan: You do the Hokey Pokey AND turn yourself around?

Karen Goodall: That's what it's all about.
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Rylan: Okay, let me get this straight, you had a child with The Comedian? What is the world of masked avengers coming to?
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Karen Goodall: OK, having a cowboy hat is a good start. You get points for authenticity. But if you're going to line dance, it all starts with putting your hands to your waist like this.
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