Open Caption: Katy Perry on How I Met Your Mother (January 31)

Salutations! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this shot of One Tree Hill's Brooke Davis (Sophia Bush) riding a mechanical bull with Dave Navarro. These captions made throw our hands in the air.

... From shre123:
Upon hearing that Chad Michael Murray would be returning to OTH.

... From docspector:
Are you sure this is what your friends meant when they suggested "reverse cowgirl"?

... From Geek_Queen:
Apparently, CW's new slogan, "Catch VD," can work for One Tree Hill as well.

... From Neksmater:
This is from our audition tape for Jersey Shore.

Up next: This shot of How I Met Your Mother's Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris) sharing a moment with Zooey's cousin, Honey (guest star Katy Perry). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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Barney: "I want to be the Mother..*sob*.. there I finally said it!
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Honey: "Are you feeling better now, Barney? I'm sorry my bedroom assualted your eyes." Barney (looks around): "Uh, it still burns!"
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Barney: And and and when my pet rock died, I I I cried for days. I prayed and prayed but it didn't work, it was still dead!
Honey: Barney, rocks aren't alive.
Barney: Don't say that he was my best friend!
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Katy- It's ok we all can't be California Girls
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prior to seeing katy there... :)
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Flash those at me all you want. It won't work. I'm gay
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"I can't go on. I'll never be able to find another suit like her again."
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what??!! breastfeeding again?
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"And then they said, they were hiring Ricky Gervais to host this year instead."
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Don't worry, I will arrange your wedding in India!
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Wait for it...aw-chew-some!!!!!
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im'e still awesome
i'me still awesome
you know this has never happened to me before.
Please dont tell anyone
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"Your tonsils don't look so good, Barney.. We better get you to the doctor, before they get worse... And you never know, I might get you a popsicle afterwords..."
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Yes Patrick, You can redecorate it if it will make you feel better.
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Barney open wide here comes you mommy in an airplane
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'But i'm.. i'm awesome..'
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"ah, ah, I don't have tonsillitis."
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Damn that CW ad, I caught VD.
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"You told me Russell would be into this!!"
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It doesn't mean that your less of a man it means that i'm that hot...
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Neil: Katy, I kissed a girl... and I liked it.
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"The Cousin Maneuver": Get a girl your best friend is friends with to introduce you to her hot cousin. once the girl, lets call her "zoey", puts in a few good words about you to her cousin, lets call her "Honey", act like a total douche and get her to leave the bar and go back home. wait approximately 3 hours, go to her place, and when she opens the door tell her a sad story about how you've never met your real father, but have recently decided to give it a go. Cover yourself up with a blanket on her bed, let her make you some tea, and possibly shed a tear.. And IT... IS... ON!!!!!
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Take that finger out!
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Honey: sorry I ruined your teenage dream about being a California girl. Barney: .. and all I got was this stupid firework in my cup.
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Upon finding out that his latest girlfriend likes to make out with girls, the inside of Barney's head imploded and left him in a vegetative state in the most awesome way.
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Upon finding out that Neil Patrick Harris might be returning to Glee to work with Ryan Murphy.
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Is Russel Brand my father?
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Is my bosom that scary?
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Yes, that's a really good Elmo impersonation, but I still don't think you should use my name to try to get on Sesame Street...
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Are you sure looking at my cleavage hasn't turned you straight, Mr. Harris? Maybe if you take another look...
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I too dream of whipped cream out of my breasts, but they don't make straps or bras my size!!
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"Katy Perry melted my popsicle!"
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"I'm sorry, honey. There were no fireworks, but there's plenty of cocoa."
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"Awe, don't cry baby. Just cause I won't sleep with you doesn't mean I don't like you. I mean I don't, but crying isn't making this any easier."
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