Eileen: "Hmm she's creepy, and she's kooky, mysterious, and spooky. I like her."
Eileeen: "American Idol? If you think Simon was tough, I can tell you I'd eat him for breakfast. Which, incidentally, I once did. But that was in the crazy '80s."
Today's Image: Last Man Standing
In tonight's episode of Last Man Standing, young Mandy (Molly Ephraim) gets to meet her idol, who isn't a Nobel Prize-winning activist waving the flag of empowerment for young girls, but a socialite pretty-girl whose major accomplishments include a sex tape and a Sears clothing line. I'm so glad this country has its priorities straight. In the still below, Kim Kardashian sits with starstruck Mandy. What do you think they're saying to each other?! Post your best caption ideas in the comments.