Open Caption: Let's Get Scandalous

The people have spoken! You came, you commented, you conquered. And I'm glad you all seem to agree that Total Blackout is a waste of a SyFy show—but I guess someone out there might like it. Lord knows Fear Factor's made it this long. Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

"Total Blackout: Because Fear Factor just wasn't stupid enough."


From JT_Kirk:

"Man, finding the hidden pineapples on Psych is getting ridiculous this season!"


From joeca1234:

"There has to be science fiction somewhere in here right?"



Today's Image: Scandal

I'm going to be straight with you, it was tough to find a worthy photo for today's contest. But I chose the one below because I love the fact that nobody is looking at each other. And there are babies and kids in the room, which makes this very confusing and wonderful. In tonight's "Enemy of the State," Olivia and her team help a dictator find his kidnapped family. I'm not sure if the still below is directly related to that search, but it features Abby (left), Stephen (right), and Caroline (Valerie Cruz, guest star, center). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Stephen (thinking): "If I concentrate hard enough, maybe I can mentally undo her blouse?"
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Abby: "Looks like a lot of kids have been adopted."

Caroline: "Yeah, Brad and Angelina came by and about cleaned us out."
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Abby: "Stephen, when I said, "Look at the twins" that's not what I meant!"
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YES! This is the best thing that happened to me today! Is that sad? ... On second thought, don't answer that. It was rhetorical.



Who does the font work for the captions, C.K? If it's you, well done! The colors and placement are always spot on. I especially liked how you/whoever may do them, blacked out "Total Blackout" in the picture above.



Okay, enough one-sided small talk. Here's my caption:



Abby: (thinking) "I can't believe he said that!"

Stephen: (thinking) "Why in god's name did I say that?!"

Caroline: (thinking) "Did he just call my baby plump?!"
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Haha, I'm so happy I could help make your day! And yes, I am the one behind the font work, so I appreciate the compliment! :) I'll keep working on making them look better and better...
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Stephen " Annoyed by kids" : Where is the smoke monster when you need him!
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Abby: "I do have a tight butt, don't I?" Stephen: "Yup." Caroline: "Mm-hm."
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"Dammit! we've been looking for Waldo for ages! Where the hell is he!"
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Caroline : so whats her scandal ?

Stephen : she has a tail !
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Yay! Thanks for choosing my second one (even if the gag is mostly covered up in this article - there's a pineapple in the next aquarium she's about to feel in the dark), it came to me and I knew it was a TV.com-friendly gag. Joe's gag was also a great choice; I thought FringeFanatic's wasn't a gag, just the show's tag line. ;-)
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Woman with purse, Ah Babies. Man, ah Boobies. Other woman, Ah lamp.
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Desmond: (thinking) I remember this day! Jimmy Lennon's about to come in and crack this chick over the head with a cricket bat!
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Announcer: Simon says look to the right.

Stephen: Damn it!
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Don't look them in the eyes! Just ignore them like the homeless and maybe they will leave us alone.
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*Fart!*

Everyone (thinking): "It wasn't me."
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No one could quite figure out the mechanics of the three way staring contest.
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Stephen: I want to go back to the alternate universe where I starred on Fringe...
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This caption has pretty much nothing to with the picture, but you mentioned Fringe, so I'm obligated to give you a thumbs up.
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"If you ignore them, they will go quiet, Like our viewers"
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Crib next to the bed?? Fool-proof birth control!!
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Oh Oh Oh what did I win?
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