Open Caption: Lie to Me
(June 28)

¡Hola todos! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted this extremely random photo of Friday Night Lights' Eric Taylor (Kyle Chandler), wee Gracie Taylor, and Buddy Garrity (Brad Leland), scarfin' down some Chinese food. As usual, your caption submissions were LOL-funny. Here's our favorite from the lot:

... FranVanster's "Stop talking, as*hole, The Biggest Loser is on!"

We also loved this dialogue, courtesy of ry1109:
Gracie: "Daddy, How long is grandpa gonna be staying with us?"
Coach Taylor: "Sweetie, he's not your grandpa and I wish knew..."
[Ed. note: When is Buddy going to get a life?]

Up next: This shot of Lie to Me's Dr. Cal Lightman (Tim Roth) getting all high-tech and video-gamey with this week's guest-star, Enver Gjokaj from Dollhouse! Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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cal:dude! a ninja is coming right at you! enver: *sigh*
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Cal: hey hey hey checckkk this out man.
Enver: what?
Cal:I'm in the game watch.
Enver: coolllll let me try.
Cal : later.
( 1 hour after)
Enver: come on let me try.
Cal: sorry man i got to go. maybe tomorrow.
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"...and this guy. I mean, really, what the hell kind of a name is 'Mr Orange'?"
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Jeff: I feel like an idiot.

Cal: Yeah, but the football match is coming in clear now, so stay put.
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See dude, I told you I could see her underwear with these glasses on!
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Enver "Man, I'm tellin ya it's Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde!!!!!!!"
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"Come on, Cal, I know you're in pain but lighten up. Look! They're only hemorrhoids & they're operable. Would I lie to you?"
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Cal: Foster, could you move over a little love? Man: That's much better. These x-ray glasses work great!
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This is the only safe way to spot a Kardashian!
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Uh-OH! Here comes the shark! JUMP IT! JUMP IT!
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This instant replay is great, it was definitely a goal!!
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um, you know if you squint, you can see Hereos....... but why?
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This 3D TV also has a virtual remote control.
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Enver Gjokaj - "This Portable PS3 needs work, but is damn cool."

Tim Roth - "I have to watch on the screen. When's it my go?"
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"Bro, check that out auo!" New Zealang slang included for you viewing pleasure.
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There's bigfoot, now we have proof!
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Roth: "So what do you think mate?"
Enver: "Sorry Tim, PS3 Move just doesn't beat the Dollhouse."
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Hey Dr. Foster, can you get us a beer?
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Hey! whats Echo doing in this video game?
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oh i see what you did there
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Now that I look closer, you do look kind-of like a cybernetic Kadeem Hardison. Say, "come with me if you want to get freaky."
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I really didn't think he'd last this long.
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Porn of the Future: Enver- "Its just like the real thing....*poke* *poke*" C.L.- "Google really out did themselves this time"
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C.L.: Ugh, these kids and their video games.
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Cal: What in the world are you doing... Jeff: I'm trying to poke that blue chick from avatar
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Thats the guy! the guy who cancelled dollhouse!!
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dude from dollhous says 'OH NO!!! Joss Whedon is coming to enlist me back on Dollhouse! ARGHHHH!!!'
Lightman says 'puh-lease! The show was so horrible whose gunna watch it, unless u wipe all the viewer's memories and come up with something ORIGINAL'
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The $600 man becomes agitated while watching "The Six Million Dollar Man".
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Cal: I wonder what would happen when he finds out that this isn't a video game?
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Dr. Cal Lightman's latest patient was put through the most excruciating of 3D tests to determine which section of his brain was actually processing his lies as truth. Unfortunately, after three hours, Dr. Lightman forget to plug the stupid thing in.
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'Is it fall already?' Cal looks a little bit bored... :)
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all this technology and i can't even get a good video game
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See I use to work at this place called the Dollhouse
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"No, Cal. This lie..." (puts on glasses) "...was dead on." YEEEEEEAAAAAAH (roll CSI Miami opening credits)
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HAHAHA look at this awesomeness.... they used to call us gamers Geeks..... Look whose laughing now losers!
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"Look! Someone is lying over there!"
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Did you see that? Miranda Kerr, holding an umbrella!
Lightman:No, mate.I guess 3d glasses really can mess up your brain after all.
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is that Joss Whedon's next show? To be on and then canceled in the same year?
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Enver: "but, but he's coming out of the screen! He has a gun!!"
Roth: "thats nice dear..."
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"lol what a noob!'
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"...and THAT is how you kill Hoes."
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"Man... I look like a geek! Look at me!"
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"Wow, this is just like being a doll"
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"See it IS Sienna!!"
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Actually, calling your home run is only legendary when you are playing real baseball. You, on the other hand, just look like an idiot.
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i see dead people
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Enver: "I call my avatar Victor. He can be anything I want him to be... " Roth: *yawns* "Did I fall asleep?"
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