Open Caption: Louie

I've gotta admit, I enjoy the obscure references you guys often throw in to these submissions, even when I don't actually get them. I especially enjoyed the Breaking Bad and Batman jokes this morning. Of course, the caption that took it all home also made me lollercatz—mostly because the same could be said about J.R.'s face. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From Taccado:

J.R.: "Geez, was your plastic surgeon also a surrealist sculptor?"


From heartzkidnapper:

J.R.: "What happened to your face?"
Woman: "You know how I wear dental braces?"
J.R.: "So..."
Woman: "Some idiot parked a giant magnet near the evidence room when I was there!"


From wind_shadow:
J.R.: "Uhh.....gosh, Barbara, as tempting as a game of "master and genie" sounds, I think I'll pass."



Today's Image: Louie

Tonight Louie will attempt to find REAL love in an episode titled, "Daddy's Girlfriend (Part 1)." It sounds like he wants his girls to have a ...'Daddy's girlfriend' lady in their life? Nothing wrong with that! And I thought the still photo below was adorable enough to have some fun with. In it, Louie sits with daughters Lilly (L) and Jane (R). KIDS SAY THE DARN'DEST THINGS, remember? So have fun with it and post your best caption ideas in the comments.



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I believe I asked for hidden valley ranch? My ranch tooth is acting up.
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Louie: "You see, girls? You can use just about anything as a lubricant."
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Something something Whiz Palace.
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Louie: I didn't order a bottle of Tru Blood.
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Lily: "The waitress' boobies must be magic. Daddy saw 'em and turned into a statue."
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Lily: "Daddy, can I have a hug?"

Louie (distracted): "Not now, sweetie. Daddy's watching sports."
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Lilly: Daddy, what were you doing on top of that lady that was over last night?

Louie: You saw that, huh? Well sweetie, that's daddy's girlfriend and daddies and girlfriends do that some time when they care about each other. And for fun.

Jane: I can't wait to have a girlfriend!
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I don't want a fuc**** ketchup , i need a bottle of Tru Blood right now!
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Louie: Excuse me, waitress? Don't the people passing by the shop outside realize that staring in at the cameras directly shatters the suspension of disbelief for the viewers? Gosh! More ham, please!
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Louise: Girls, write this down. Ketchup CAN be a substitute for tomato juice in cocktails. These, in turn, will help you forget about everything, including child-rearing.
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Louie: Miss, I want no more of your Catsup! This is America! Pass me the Heinz!
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Louie: Excuse me, miss? Would squirting this into my ears block out all sound?
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Jane: Lilly, I said stop playing Omen with dad! You already took half his pinky finger, now you're going to make him drink ketchup?
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Louie: I'm just gonna take this ketchup and drown myself in it.



Lilly: Told you he couldn't hack it, Jane.
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Louie: Can I take this home, I licked the top, so nobody's gonna want to use it.
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Lilly: Daddy, what's masturbation?

Louie: Here, I'll demonstrate.
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Jane: "Daddy, what are you doing to that Ketchup?"

Louie: "Showing our waitress what I'd like to order".
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Jane: *HUMMMMMMMMM!*

Lilly: "Jane, stop trying to explode the ketchup with your mind! ... Wait until Daddy's girlfriend gets here."
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Smile dammit, they are supposed to be HAPPY meals.
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"Do you have a bottle of anything stronger? Don't you see I'm with my kids here?"
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Louie: Hey! I think something it's wrong with this ketchup because my daughters can't stop staring at it!
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Louie: "If we stay still for long enough, they'll think we've left and we wont have to pay"
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Lilly: "Wait, Dad, did they just say that was the same ketchup bottle prop from from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'?"

Louie: "Yeah... we're going to be needing a new bottle of ketchup, please."
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Lilly: Um, why isn't daddy moving?

Jane: Uh oh. The TV is showing the Emmy nominations for best comedy...
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Louie and two future Lindsay Lohans in the making.
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Nobody look, but there is a woman who looks just like Howard Stern staring at us through the window!
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Do we really have to call the ketchup daddy's girlfriend?
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