Open Caption: Mad Men

If you guys are excited as I think you are about the Mad Men return, then this is bound to be your favorite Open Caption yet. But before we get ahead of ourselves, here are the winning captions from yesterday's contest:


From notabene14:

Martin: "So wait, if 1+1=3, how will i ever make 24 again??"


From qbe_64:

Martin: "These are all the various terrorist plots and subplots I foiled in just seven days."
Alex: "I killed a Predator, bitch! And had to deal with Gary Busey while doing it."
Martin: "Okay, you win."


From pcsjunior002:

Martin: "Let: a = b; multiply by a
Then: a*a = a*b; subtract b*b
a*a - b*b = a*b - b*b; factor
(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b); divide by (a - b)
a + b = b; we're given that a = b, substitute
So: b + b = b; combine like terms
2b = b; divide by b
2 = 1; substitute
Thus: 1 + 1 = 2 + 1 = 3"
Arthur: "What's this about a kid and a robbery?"



Today's Image: Mad Men

It feels like the entire world is gearing up for Sunday night's Season 5 premiere, "A Little Kiss." And why shouldn't we all be excited when we're getting not one, but two episodes back-to-back? I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen in the premiere, but word on the street is that Don is about to get hit with a surprise that the whole team at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce will have to adapt to, as well. Maybe it has something to do with a kiss? In the still below, Pete Campbell (who's looking an awful lot like a goofy Don Draper) is telling Stan, Peggy, and Ken (from left to right) something very important. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Pete: I'm sorry I got you all pregnant.
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Pete : ok , guys that's not funny. Who stole the dildo from my suitcase?
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AMC has high expectations for the new cast: (l to r) Mathew Broderick, Peter Graves, Dana Scully, and Dick Van Dyke.
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First off... could you have found a tighter shirt, Stan? And second, where's Annie from Community? She's really hot.
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All right everyone pay attention. I have a fancy briefcase so that means you have to pay attention to me. No laughing!
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Pete: Ok lets talk "Bachelor Party for Don". Any ideas?

Ken: What if wrote a speech about the happy couple? It could end up being published and you know I alrd am a published writer...

Stan: I want to show off my tight shirt at a "gentleman's bar", you all know what I' m talking about!!

Peggy: I'm uncomfortable with this conversation...
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Pete: I'm sure you all know why I called you in here.

Stan: Ultimate Frisbee?

Peggy: To take all the grease from your hair for bacon?

Ken: Because Justin Timberlake stole all the time from your banks?

Pete: ...I hate you all.
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Pete: My parents with both vampires, so I'm kind of a big deal. You know, like pre-destined for greatness big deal.



Peggy: You get along well with your parents?



Pete: Well, my mom killed herself to give birth to me, and then I banged my dad's girlfriend, other than that, pretty good.
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Pete: OK, I really don't care who brought them in here!! We're NOT doing business with some rinky-dink Internattional Business Machines start-up!! Now, go out and get me something solid like Trans World Airlines!!
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Pete: "A beefcake, feminist and a beanpole walk into an office? What is this, a joke?"
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Okay from now on you report to me and only no matter what anyone else says got it. good now go back to work! I was just kidding.
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Pete: Okay, first order of business: That shirt is WAY too tight.
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"Stan, we all know you have muscles, no need to wear a shirt two sizes too small. Peggy, we still need that Relaxiciser back. And Ken, Vermont sucks."
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Pete: "Before I hand one of you the rose, I just want to say how much I've enjoyed spending time with each and every one of you. If I could pick all of you, I would."
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Pete: You've all been replaced by focus groups.
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Don't stand there pretending to be Huey, Dewey and Louise, or otherwise people will think I am Scrooge.
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Pete: "Stan, get real. There will never be such a thing as "casual Fridays". Go put on a suit and flirt with a secretary."
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So we've got Stan as Popeye and for Olive we'll put Peggy's head on Ken's body.
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