Open Caption: Mad Men (August 16)

Howdy, folks! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this random shot of Lie to Me's Cal Lightman (Tim Roth) and Zoe Landau (Jennifer Beals). These caption submissions earned an imaginary gold star:

... From mojoboy31:
"I hope someone tells a lie soon, this getting pretty awkward."

... From Spartan9797:
"She moved on from breaking his balls to breaking his legs."

... From thndrgd002:
"Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm 64? Are you even listening to me?"

... From Gamer35:
"Would you look at that? I'm sitting here in a wheel chair thinking, 'WTF?' while she's using some kinda hocus-pocus to balance that box of cereal against that guy's chin."

... From Geek_Queen:
Cal: "It's either the painkillers or Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are over there having a staring contest."
Zoe: "Who's winning?"
AND
Tour Guide: "Here we see Cal and Zoe taking a breather in between their scenes for the upcoming Rear Window remake."

Up next: This shot of Mad Men's Don Draper (Jon Hamm) flashing a smoky, smug smirk to his lovely date, Bethany Van Nuys (Anna Camp). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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What would you do if I put these in my nose right now?
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Don: You do realize I will seduce you tonight right?

Beth: I know.
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You even think about touching my Scotch, and these babies will dissapear right up that tiny nose.
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"POOP"
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Don: (thinking) "I don't need a fortune cookie to know that I'm getting lucky tonight."
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Don: "Want to Wang Chung tonight?"
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Why do I need these? All I'm gonna do is drink.
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"I would love to show you what else I can do with these . . ."
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don: these things are almost as useless as women
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wanna see me stick these in my mouth and pretend I'm a walrus? LOL
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I get the feeling I'm not using these things right.
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'Hey... Wanna know?"
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Fancy a fork?... dammit... I meant chopstick....
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Don: (thinking) Wow. She's really into me. I wonder what she's thinking.

Bethany: (thinking) I wonder how that chef at the next table would do on Iron Chef.
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H-Hey miss....*hickup* do you wanna see......*huck* do you wanna see MY noodle in between these chopsticks? *hickup*
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Chef: "Don't look now, but that weirdo next to you is totally staring... I said don't look!"
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Don:When you said you enjoyed H.J.s I thought you meant Howard Johnson's!!
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Beth: So, do you like this dress?

Don: Uh, sorry, but my eyes are still watering from the can of Aquanet you put in your hair!!! What color is it??
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They're actually genuine Munchkin drumsticks.
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"Believe me, these aren't just for eating."
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You sure that your hair does not need these to stay in place?
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First, they gave me apple juice instead of scotch and now I have to use these instead of a fork? That's it babe, we're leaving.
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How do these roach-clips work again?
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I really need to start working on some new ads for the fork.
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"Just so you know, these are nowhere NEAR to scale."
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want me to show where these go?
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Do you wanna see my other stick?
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short straw has to come back to my place?
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"No really, I can put a chopstick in each nostril, while smoking AND drink my cocktail too. Wanna see?"
"You are really going to embarrass me like this again, aren't you?"
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Hmm....I haven't had sex using these yet.
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Did you learn how to pick up rice at Mt. Holyoke, too?
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You wouldn't happen to be a secretary would you?
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Do you think I can smoke these chopsticks?
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I can't seem to hold the shot glass with these. Is there a trick to it?
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