Howdy, folks! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this random shot of Lie to Me's Cal Lightman (Tim Roth) and Zoe Landau (Jennifer Beals). These caption submissions earned an imaginary gold star:
... From mojoboy31:
"I hope someone tells a lie soon, this getting pretty awkward."
... From Spartan9797:
"She moved on from breaking his balls to breaking his legs."
... From thndrgd002:
"Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm 64? Are you even listening to me?"
... From Gamer35:
"Would you look at that? I'm sitting here in a wheel chair thinking, 'WTF?' while she's using some kinda hocus-pocus to balance that box of cereal against that guy's chin."
... From Geek_Queen:
Cal: "It's either the painkillers or Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears are over there having a staring contest."
Zoe: "Who's winning?"
Tour Guide: "Here we see Cal and Zoe taking a breather in between their scenes for the upcoming Rear Window remake."
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