Open Caption: Modern Family (May 23)

Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week, we posted, a shot from Raising Hope's season finale, in which Burt and Virginia dine over a shopping cart and Jimmy does his best Edward Scissorhands impression. These entries each deserve a year's supply of ambrosia salad (an Edward Scissorhands reference, of course).

... From Vidsignup:
"Fans of House have dealt with the departure of Lisa Edelstein in different ways. Some have begun binge eating, while some have lashed out through their appearance.""

... From Miz_Tasha:
"Jimmy: um...we've been renewed...why are you guys stealing food?"

...From chas031:
"Damn paparazzi!!! What's the point of a hiatus if you can't be yourself??!!!!"

...From bjoanz:
"I can't remember who this blue-eyed clown freak is, or why I'm letting this dumb blonde make a lunch out of my fingers...must be bad acid."

...From Geek_Queen:
"Jimmy: "Mom. Dad. Is it sad that this is our best Halloween ever?""


Next up: In this week's Modern Family Claire (Julie Bowen) and Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) play dress-up. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Oh Captioners! My Captioners! Open Caption had to go on a little hiatus cause there just hasn't been too much on tv. But don't fret! We'll start posting new photos soon!
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2 straight weeks without a new one. No more open caption?
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Mitchell: "Well? Is the grass really greener on the other side?"
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Can you help me over Claire?
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Mitchell: Cameron makes a better Juliet.
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Mitchel: You want me to catch you? I dont know, I just had my nails done.
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Sure, I could climb over, it’s just that my skin is so prone to splinters.
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No Mitchel, I dont think this is the right outfit for your fishing trip with dad.
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Mitchel: Don't worry Claire, I am not going to be sailor. It is only mix up with my tailor.
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You know how allergic I am to Seabees!
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You know I usually like your choice of fashion but I'm kinda on the fence about this one.
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No, Claire, you may not join The Village People!
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I do NOT have cooties!
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Mitchell: "I'm going as Gene Kelly's character from On the Town. Who the heck are you going as, Rainbow Brite?"
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Mitchell: "Claire, come down from there! I'm sorry. Cameron and I were just role playing." Claire: "Yeah, well, next time tell Cameron to not search for the "Cracker Jack prize" in the kitchen!"
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I'm sorry you didn't like my Donald Duck costume. Look, I'm wearing pants NOW, so why don't you come down from there?
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Mitch: Oh, did Luke get confused when you told him the story of Humpty Dumpty again?
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Mitchell : We'll we can all see with my Sailor outfit that i'm on the gay side of the fence. Your T-Shirt agrees with that so why do you have to be on the fence, I am your brother after all!!
Claire : I just like rainbows alright!
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Sorry Ahab, you already got your "white whale"!!
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Mitchell: "But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the -"
Claire: "Dude, wrong outfit."
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Why is it every time we argue you go on defense?
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"All I asked was your opinion on gay marriage..."
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Seamen - don't talk to ME about seamen.
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This is such a funny show!
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"Cameron likes... *ahem* submarines ok?"
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"The outfit was a birthday present from Manny ok? He said it was the same as the one he was wearing when he 'won the hand of his lady dearest', whatever that means."
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"Really, Claire? Why does everyone assume Village People when they see a gay man in a sailor costume? And to answer your question, yes we are going as the Village People."
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"Is Humpty home? I just dropped by to say goodbye and tell him how much that night with him meant to me before my ship sets sail for the next year."
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Geez, when you said you were on the fence about our relationship you weren't kidding.
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-"So are you gonna keep braiding your hair like that?" -"I don't know I'm still on the...well you get it."
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Look, I told you I'm not interested. And stop calling me Ginger.
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