Open Caption: Modern Family (September 20)

Hallo! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this group shot of the boys from The League and their "new" trophy. These captions deserve their own mini-She-dre:

... From BrendonWalsh:
Andre: "C'mon guys, look how awesome this trophy is!"
Taco: "It keeps staring at me."
Kevin: "You look like you're air-humping a chorus line."
Pete: "Nope. No. Absolutely not. Look, Andre, I know human Shiva dumped you because of The Shiva, but I'm not working my ass off for six months for the right to hoist a young, semi-nude Hulk Hogan above my head."
Ruxin: "Amen to that. Not to mention your vest makes you look like Bruce Wayne's younger, gayer butler, Alfredo."

... From Aggie_TV_Addict:
Andre: "Touchdown!!"
Pete: "Seriously? It's two hands parallel over your head, not whatever krav maga takedown move you're trying to do on the air in front of you."
Taco: "What are you talking about? Everyone knows that's the universal symbol for touchdown."
Pete: "Ok. I'm officially docking both of you 10 man points, and seriously judging you. And Andre, I'm tacking on an extra 5 for those acid wash jeans. You look ridiculous."

... From dumbsaint:
"Captain Morgan, kiss my ass."

Up next: This shot of Modern Family's Mitchell Pritchett (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) peering through the window of a pink castle (obviously). Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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Look at me! I always knew I was born a Queen!
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Conan O'Brien had to settle for something cheaper after the "Tonight Show" fiasco.
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Hey, Look at me. I'm the queen of the castle!
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Help!!!! The castle has shrunk and I can't stand up.
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help!! they shrunk the castle.
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Perfect! Lilly is going to love it.
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"Ohhh Cam honey! I found your magic wand -- does that make me the prince or princess?
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Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! Nevermind! (Runs off screaming)
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Oh look, my prince is almost here.
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Look at me, I am a princess and I want to be saved just like Rapunzel. Wait I'll trow out my beard and you can climb up to save me.
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Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
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The closest horror castle he could come up with.
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Cameron: Mitchell, you know I love you, but couldn't you have bought a normal dog house? Even I feel like we're overdoing it this time. At least move it to the backyard before people start thinking our Bichon Frise is a queen, too.
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Mitchell: "now people can actually call me a queen."
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Mitchell: "Who says watching the DIY network doesn't pay off? Bob Villa, eat your heart out."
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Mr. Ferguson: "When I demanded a new trailer this wasn't what I had in mind!"
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Worst glory hole ever
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climb up my beard, repunzel
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"Hey, honey! Try to find the back door!"
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Mitchell: Cam, I'm the epitome of every stereotype right now. The last time a queen and a castle were this close together was in my High School Chess Club.
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"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension--a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone!"
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Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho!
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"Prince charming, I'm waiiiiiiiting!"
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"La la la la laaaaaaaaaa! OMG! I'm a Disney Princess!"
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"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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Mitchell: I personally preferred the fuschia castle, but if this is what floats your boat, Cameron!
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Cameron: "Look Lily, it's a fairy!"
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Queen of the castle!
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Herrrrrreeeeeeeeeeees Johnny! (Obvious, but it had to be done)
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Okay guys, you've had your fun. Now let me OUT!!!!........... PLEASE!!!
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How many times do I have to tell you. There's no wizard here.
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