Open Caption: Modern Family (September 20)

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Hallo! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this group shot of the boys from The League and their "new" trophy. These captions deserve their own mini-She-dre:

... From BrendonWalsh:
Andre: "C'mon guys, look how awesome this trophy is!"
Taco: "It keeps staring at me."
Kevin: "You look like you're air-humping a chorus line."
Pete: "Nope. No. Absolutely not. Look, Andre, I know human Shiva dumped you because of The Shiva, but I'm not working my ass off for six months for the right to hoist a young, semi-nude Hulk Hogan above my head."
Ruxin: "Amen to that. Not to mention your vest makes you look like Bruce Wayne's younger, gayer butler, Alfredo."

... From Aggie_TV_Addict:
Andre: "Touchdown!!"
Pete: "Seriously? It's two hands parallel over your head, not whatever krav maga takedown move you're trying to do on the air in front of you."
Taco: "What are you talking about? Everyone knows that's the universal symbol for touchdown."
Pete: "Ok. I'm officially docking both of you 10 man points, and seriously judging you. And Andre, I'm tacking on an extra 5 for those acid wash jeans. You look ridiculous."

... From dumbsaint:
"Captain Morgan, kiss my ass."

Up next: This shot of Modern Family's Mitchell Pritchett (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) peering through the window of a pink castle (obviously). Post your best caption idea in the comments!

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