Open Caption: $#*! My Dad Says (November 1)

Cowabunga, dudes! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature! Last week, we posted this shot of Castle's Beckett (Stana Katic) and Castle (Nathan Fillion) with a fireman stripper. These captions made it rain:

... From JenniferFollo:
Castle: "Crap. I just lost my 'Most Ruggedly Handsome' title, didn't I?"

... From Elixirmaster:
There are two kinds of people that slide down a pole all day, strippers and firemen. I'm the kind that pays better.

... From AdrianLopez0:
You have the right to remain silent. Everything about you can and will be pressed up against me.

... From erikthev:
I see Daryl Hannah is still working at the Blue Iguana!

Up next: This shot of Ed Goodson (William Shatner) on $#*! My Dad Says with a canine companion. Post your best caption idea in the comments!


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