Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted this shot of This shot of The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon (Jim Parsons) breathing into a paper bag. These entries each deserve an all-expenses-paid trip to space on Virgin Galactic.
"Sheldon just got word that David E Kelly is heading Wonder Woman."
Cop: Mister, if you knew this could be a solution, why did you call me here to stop your hiccups?
Oh Lord this has got to end. I've told them a thousand times. Chunk chicken, not shredded.
"Sir, we can file a report about your toaster, but I don't even know what a 'Cylon' is."
Cop: I'm sorry that you got it wrong, but you can't always be right. I mean, it's House for crying out loud. He's a genius.