Open Caption: NCIS's Season 9 Finale

Good going on the caption suggestions yesterday, everyone! I'm loving this string of finale photos we've got going—which is why it pains me to report that I've got to snip that string for a few days: I'm off to the oral surgeon to get the wisdom plucked from my brain. Wait! No, my wisdom teeth drilled out from my jaw. Either way, it'll incapacitate me for a few days. But I'll be back... unless, you know, something goes terribly wrong—yikes, let's not think about that. Let's think, instead, about your winners from yesterday's contest:


From Mate:

Bones: "The Antawali tribe would carry their babies like this on canoes over alligator-infested waters."
Booth: "Yeah, but have you seen the kind of people on public transit?"


From Taccado:

Booth: "You're not putting her on a school bus!"
Brennan: "But she has to start early! With your genes, she is at a disadvantage."


From someone38:

Booth: "Okay, take it easy. You don't have to kill a baby just because your little sister is more likely to win an Emmy than you."



Today's Image: NCIS

Turning our attention to CBS's classic TV staple, NCIS polishes off its NINTH season finale tonight. That means, in people years, it's just about ready to enter the fourth grade. Awe. During tonight's finale, the team confronts terrorism at a dangerous level. The bad guys are just out of grasp, and Jimmy Palmer's destination wedding plans are caught in the crossfire. In the still below, Special Agent Gibbs (left) and PSYOPS—aka, Psychological Operations—Director Dr. Samantha Ryan (Jamie Lee Curtis, right) review information on the case. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Dr. Samantha Ryan - It's easy Gibbs just hold the left mouse button and drag the folder to that window.
Gibbs - Really I finally get it, McGee your fired! I don't need you any more.
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So that's why people think that one Tele-Tubby is gay...
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Jamie Lee Curtis: This might be the dullest show I've ever watched.

Mark Harmon: How do you think I feel. I have to star in the damn thing every week.
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Gibbs: When I asked to make a video with you, I didn't want you to use it to critique my technique like a football coach!
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Gibbs: Pretty nice, huh?

Ryan : Oh, I dunno. It's not so......well, spectacular.
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Ryan You know if you sign here online you dont get killed off.

Gibbs yep i know but come on who wants to spend another year at this crap
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Ryan: They really are doing some amazing things with animated porn in Japan.

Gibbs: Yeah, and totally free to download! Oh, I love this one!
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then you click send. that's how you send an e-mail

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Conan O'Brien's parents are not impressed with tonight's monologue.
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Gibbs: What are you doing?

Ryan: Catching up on Season 8 NCIS.

Gibbs: I haven't watched in years either.
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Gibbs: You realize there's a threat to world peace brewing, Right?

Ryan: yeah , but I just gotta check the Dancing with the Stars results First.
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Gibbs (singing under breath): "....what what, in yer butt...."
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Damn! That yogurt really does keep you regular! But why did you have to post this video on YouTube?!?
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Samantha : this Cat can play piano better than Elton John !

Gibbs : i guess this cat will co-star in next season of Glee

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A touch of gray: for men and women.
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"You called me stupid but just wait until this Nigerian prince makes me his bride!"
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(Good luck with the surgery.)



Dr. Ryan: "So, that's my plot to take over the world. What do you think?"

Gibbs: "Needs more yogurt."
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"Is this true...?"

"Lies!"

Sorry, that was weak.
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Hahaha! Weak or not, it made me laugh.
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JLC: Wow, I didn't even know a human could bend that way.

Gibbs: Wait is that Dinozzo?!?!?!

JLC: Seriously that is some Kama Sutra sh*t right there.
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"I dunno, Leroy, these pictures of me with darker hair just seem dishonest."

"Yeah, but if you dyed it back, I wouldn't feel like every time we're together it's an ad for grandpa's boner pills."
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"How clever, you've turned the screen saver into my topless scene from Trading Places. Very droll. Now change it back. "

"... huh? Wha'? Did you, uh... say something?"
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CBS's target demographic enjoying a comfortable viewing position around their 19-inch Zenith television as its tube warms up.
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"It says here on the minute-by-minute ratings that every time you're a guest on the show and they have my character smile, it pushes 10% of the audience away."

"Sorry Gibbs, the audience has spoken, I guess you're just not allowed to have a personality outside of work."

"*grumble*"
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"Ya know, Doc, I could build another boat faster than your computer hooks up to the Internet."
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Gibbs: Wow the shippers really think the show will end if Tony and Siva hook up? But what about me?!

Dr Ryan: You're the 'loner Fed.' Its out of character.
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Gibbs (whisper): I'm going to kill you and bury you in my backyard.

Ryan: What!?!

Gibbs: Oh, sorry Doc, I thought you were someone else.
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If that's an email from David Addison trying to c*#k block me again I am going to hunt him down.
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Man, I looked good in Summer School...
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Gibbs: That's the "top secret" information you've been withholding from me?

Doc: I had to! If anyone finds out what's REALLY in Activia it'll cause rioting nationwide! Now that you do know, I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you!
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Jamie: Really, Freaky Friday wallpaper???????

Mark: Hey, I've seen your Burt Reynolds pin-up!!
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Gibbs: "Another Open Caption picture of people looking at a computer screen?"

Ryan: "Yeah, but we look pretty good. And I can see you trying to wrap your arm around me. Don't push your luck."
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I hadn't really noticed, but now that you mention it, there are a lot of pictures of people looking at computer screens.
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>>Trying to understand the body language of Nicki Minaj <<



Music from TV ***Boom, badoom, boom, he got that super bass***
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I hope all goes well, C.K! On that note ...



Gibbs: "Sam, it's just a simple oral surgery. I don't need to see all the possible complications of getting my wisdom tee ... OH MY GOD!"
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I'm honored. And blushing. Though that could just be the icyhot.
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Gibbs: "So we spun off from JAG, who had 10 seasons, and next year is our 10th, and our spinoff will enter its 4th season. That makes 24, and 'Law & Order' only hit 20."

Dr. Ryan: "Yeah, but SVU is renewed for its 14th season next year, Criminal Intent went for 10, too, Trial By Jury and LA each got 1, they made a movie, and there are Russian spinoffs of both SVU and Criminal Intent, and a UK spinoff of the original series. You've got a ways to go."
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"I don't care what you say. Twenty-three across is "Harmon", where it asks for beefcake Fed.."
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Jamie Lee Curtis ( looking into her pc ) : hey look , they are making Open Caption for our show

Mark Harmon : i see " darkitp's " comment , this looks pretty good

Jamie Lee : he will never get chosen , ( looks to the screen ) never !

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see what i did there ? the art of breaking the forth wall on the internet !
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"If i dressed in a Michael Myers mask now how freaked out would you be on a scale of 1 to 10?"
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Gibbs: Do you think if we had sex, you'd have a 40 year old baby?

Ryan: How did you find out the plot of my new CBS comedy, "The 40-year old virgin, because he was just born and is a baby. #T40YOVBHWJBAIAB.
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These new ads for Activia are just getting ridiculous now...
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Hmm...Interesting, but why don't they just get another cup?
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Hilarious and disgusting all at the same time. Nice. :-)



(seriously....that video clip left mental scars in my brain)
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Every time I even think of that video I throw up a little in my mouth.



I swear to god, I could kill the friend who sent me that link!
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Agreed. Fecalphillia is not something to watch. Not even in the dark corners of the internet. I concur with the slight vomiting.
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Yeah I'm grossed out too but I couldn't resist. XD
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