Open Caption: New Girl

Alright, I wasn't sure if the "make fun of Charlie Sheen" boat had sailed, but it's good to know it hasn't, because it makes for some great captions! Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:

From Miz_Tasha:
If the costume department dressed you in loafers and socks, you would have a drinking problem, too.

From Bakes79:
Alan: "What do you think, kids? The look says 'casual,' but the feel is 'kinda creepy.'"

From docspector:
They had a bunch of these down in wardrobe. Can you believe they're just giving them away? Although this one did still have a knife stuck in the back when I got it...


Today's Image: New Girl
Is this a pillow fight or a dance party? Jess is looking glum and clutching some bedding, but the guys and CeCe appear to be doing the congo. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Nov 09, 2011
I got the moves like Jagger...
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Nov 09, 2011
In tonight's episode, we find out that the new girl is a linens hoarder
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Nov 09, 2011
Zoey: The show is not on hiatus anymore...you can stop celebrating now.
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess (thinking to herself): "Poor, CeCe. She's the meat in an idiot sandwich. I guess that makes Plaid-boy over there the pickle."
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Nov 09, 2011
And in one fell swoop, Jess found she was demoted from "New Girl" to "Creepy Female Roommate." Next episode, she would fall to that most hated of sitcom characters, the "WackyNeighbor."
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess "its your fault for not paying the cable bill"
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Nov 09, 2011
How many pillows will make a padded room for three?
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Nov 09, 2011
Since when is _____ a bad word?
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Nov 09, 2011
This show is retarded!!!!
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Nov 09, 2011
Love this show, but is it me or does Jess remind you of Katy Perry?





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qqojuj1zoU



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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: You too, Nick? *sings* Jess wants the attentiooooooon! *sing*
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Nov 09, 2011
MiB : waiting for someone to spank me!!
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: Even you, Nick? *sings* Jess wants the attentioooooooon! *sing*
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: Wake me when this slumber party gets good. Conga lines, sheesh! Can't we play "Light as a feather, stiff as a board" instead?
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Nov 09, 2011
These are the people who didn't make the first cut at the Glee auditions.
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Nov 09, 2011
Guy on the sofa: I'm never taking drugs again.
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Nov 09, 2011
This is NOT how you do the Time Warp.
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Nov 09, 2011
Schmidt: Man, Death Cab for Cutie is awesome. *Dances*

Jess: I don't know... I'm kind of over them.
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess I see its not about me tonight so ima go chill in my room and take a nap
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: on my way to MY Room for Pillow Fight!!! who's in?
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: I am supposed to be the new girl, what is she doing here? hmm... I m going to pillow dance in my room. And no! You can't come.
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: "Come on, you guys, I promise it'll be really fun! We all put on our PJs and then curl up on the floor with our blankets and pillows and then tell each other about the day we had. Guys, stop dancing, this will be so much better! A chance for us to REALLY get to know each other."
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: This is how I do it. Alone in my room for hours, slow dancing with my pillow as a substitute for a man. Nick, are you listening to me?

Nick: Huh? No, I was drooling...I mean looking at Cece.
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Nov 09, 2011
Jess: Its not the chicken dance, so I'll just go to bed....
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