If the costume department dressed you in loafers and socks, you would have a drinking problem, too.
Alan: "What do you think, kids? The look says 'casual,' but the feel is 'kinda creepy.'"
They had a bunch of these down in wardrobe. Can you believe they're just giving them away? Although this one did still have a knife stuck in the back when I got it...
Today's Image: New Girl
Is this a pillow fight or a dance party? Jess is looking glum and clutching some bedding, but the guys and CeCe appear to be doing the congo. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!