I'm impressed by your caption-yielding skills, everyone. Though not as powerful as Ed Asner's flower-yielding skills from yesterday's Open Caption, you'd still do pretty well in a knife fight—assuming you were using words instead of knives. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:
March: "Flower Power is back, bitch."
Thug: "Gimme your cash, old man!"
March: "Kid, you ever see Captain Planet?"
Thug: "Whaa? Yea, why?"
*slams plant into face*
March: "Earth, b***!"
March: "You should know better than to bring a gun to a flower fight!"
Luuurve is in the aaaiiiirr! In tonight's episode, "Fancyman (Part 1)," Jess starts dating one of her student's financially well-endowed dads and she's super nervous about it, naturally. Ten bucks says she calls him "fancyman" to his face, even though he's probably a genuinely nice guy and doesn't deserve it. He has a name, Jess! And it's Russell. And he's played by Dermot Mulroney. In the still below, Russell shows Jess that rich white people simply love to throw barbecues. There's just something about standing next to a grill that validates your wealth, you know? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
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