Open Caption: New Girl

I'm impressed by your caption-yielding skills, everyone. Though not as powerful as Ed Asner's flower-yielding skills from yesterday's Open Caption, you'd still do pretty well in a knife fight—assuming you were using words instead of knives. Here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From silencedlight:

March: "Flower Power is back, bitch."


From ZeroCals:

Thug: "Gimme your cash, old man!"
March: "Kid, you ever see Captain Planet?"
Thug: "Whaa? Yea, why?"
*slams plant into face*
March: "Earth, b***!"


From MicahSmith3:

March: "You should know better than to bring a gun to a flower fight!"



Today's Image: New Girl

Luuurve is in the aaaiiiirr! In tonight's episode, "Fancyman (Part 1)," Jess starts dating one of her student's financially well-endowed dads and she's super nervous about it, naturally. Ten bucks says she calls him "fancyman" to his face, even though he's probably a genuinely nice guy and doesn't deserve it. He has a name, Jess! And it's Russell. And he's played by Dermot Mulroney. In the still below, Russell shows Jess that rich white people simply love to throw barbecues. There's just something about standing next to a grill that validates your wealth, you know? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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"I, too, got the idea of matching blue and green from the Williams Sonoma Easter catalogue."
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Russell and Jess bond over their mutual love of cotton and the band She & Him.
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This isn't really a grill. I converted it into a steam press for my Fancy Pants!
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Jess:



I kissed a grill and I liked it
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Russell: I'm not hiding anything inside the grill, so don't ask me to open the lid so you can look because there's nothing in there that I would be hiding!! Uhh, I mean, Hello. I'm Russell.
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BEHOLD! The ultimate me(a)t-cute is struck!
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Huh? I don't get it.
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Jess: Adorkable, Adorkable, Adorkable.

Russell: Amazing. And they actually let you TEACH????
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Jess: MMmmm Nice apron.

Russell: Want to help me make a pup tent out of it??
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To the left: Dermot, hand on hip, staring. To the right: Zooey, just hipstering.
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Very clever. Nicely done.
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Guy: My hand is stuck to this extremely hot grill, please help.

Jess: Ahahahaha! Adorkable!
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Russell: "Nice sweater. It really brings out your breasts, uh, eyes. It really brings out your eyes."
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Jess: Oh my God, that apron is so amazing!

Russell: Thanks, I got it-

Jess: Shhh, just shut up, I'm looking at your apron.
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FancyMan: Hey there new girl.. you like candy?
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"Seriously Fancyman...take the baby out of the grill"



"Jess I think you're forgetting something about me...I can grill babies all day...I'm Rich Bitch!"
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No am not your type... Am not 18 and asian!
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Russell : hey cute face , do you want a Sausage ?

Jess : no thanks , i am vegan ..

Russell : then how about a Celery !
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Jess, How am I still on the air? Guy, No one knows.
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Jess: "I like how your apron makes you look like you stepped right out of the '60s. It doesn't remind me that you're older than me at all."
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H, your hair matches your grill
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You're quirky, I'm hansome. Let's do this!!!
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Russel: Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Jess: I said I wanted a hot dog, not a corn dog
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Jess: Hey, our clothes are matching! Twinsies!

Russel: Yes, except my shirt and apron are HUGO BOSS and your clothes are... Old Navy?
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Russell: My other barbeque is a yacht.
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"Don't let all the green throw you off; i'm totally an oil tycoon kind-of-guy."

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Jess: "So, how are the wieners doing?"
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